The Girl:Vanessa from Lush Escorts
External Link/Members OnlyDate of meeting: March 2021
Price agreed £60 for 30 minutes
Vanessa had many good reviews on UKP. Had not managed to see her before she left. So when she came back I grabbed the chance, convinced I'd get a great time.
Pre-meet:The usual with Lush. Booked her a few days before. Called again on that day and given the address. Flat in a tower near the Millenium point. Never been there before. Had to park quite far as the NCP car park close to it does not accept cash. Not very practical part of town to park, loads of roadworks on top!
Arrived there early as usual. Called the agency 5 minutes before the booking time, asked to call again in 10 minutes. So here we go again, girl late. Usual issue with Lush (had this with many girls)
Trying for 10 minutes to look like I belong here. Finally I see her arriving. Very nice face. She apologises and tells me she has not got the keys to the flat and needs to get them from another girl (I found it strange that another girl is already in the flat as this is the earliest time they start meetings. Maybe the other girl did an overnight, who knows). I see the other girl come out and Vanessa go in. Gives them a couple of minutes. By the time I am buzzed in, take the lift and enter the flat, we're 10 minutes late. Hopefully when this happens with Lush you get your full time as the girl catches up using a bit of the 15 minutes buffer they have between clients. But this would not be the case this time as explained below.
The action:Vanessa opened the door in black lace lingerie. Beautiful face with stunning eyes and nice smile. Not very tall but nice body. Nice tits and nice big ass. Not very toned, maybe lockdown added a few extra pounds to her lately.
I explain that I am after a GFE start (kissing and caress) then moving onto a bit more PSE, my fantasy being to come on her face at the end (as listed in her services). Straight away she says she prefers not, has her make-up on (and goes on strange explanation that she had to send Lush a picture of her with her make-up before her shift start as they demand that!).
Having recently had another experience where I walked away from a Lush girl refusing what was announced as on her like list I thought I would not do it a second time in a row and risk coming as picky. There's meant to be many way to have fun with Vanessa, even without a facial to finish.
We go into the bedroom, curtain closed (despite nearly at the top of the tower, so nobody opposite), just a basic bed and a bulb from the ceiling. No mirror, no piece of furniture to get her to lean on...
We start gently kissing and me caressing her nice curves. She not reluctant but not really into it. After a short while she asks whether she can say hello to him. Asked nicely like that there's no way you refuse it. But it occurred to me a bit later that she was trying to speed up the meet or at least that the way it felt. Once my little man covered (I always have my BJ covered for health reasons) she starts working on it. Her oral skills were OK, just OK but not impressive as others had experienced. She also has a very firm grip with her hand and pulls your dick while sucking it in quite a brutal manner. Did not find it pleasant.
As we had skipped the GFE warm-up I asked whether she could be try to give me a proper DT. She replies that with a condom she can't do it well as the tip of the condom tickles her throat.
I had read her profile and knew she needed preparation for anal and only if not too big. So I asked her if my size is OK. She does not directly answer the question but says it takes time to get ready (at that time we still had a good 20 minutes on the clock). When asked if I booked her another time for longer would my size be OK, still not got a clear answer.
Started to feel she was in a day off, not really willing, or not liking me. So a bit of RO (nice tidy pussy, very clean) with fingering. She gets nicely wet, makes a few noises. Went into mish gently pushing my way in slowly. 'Go slow, you're my first client of the day'. She felt quite open and I was going slow honest, so now starting to lose hope in having a good time with little miss princess. Later confirmed when I was starting to take her doggy. I was gathering all her hair to gently tilt her head back to see her face while drilling her and she immediately says 'be careful' when I was extra gentle.
At one point she mentioned that we did not have must time left (when we had 10 minutes left)
. So I finished my business and filed the bag. She started to run around explaining she had little time left to take a shower before her next client. I did a bit of chit chat while getting cleaned and dressed but she was oblivious to the fact that I was not that satisfied.
I don't know why she was late arriving to the location in the first place (her fault, Lush's driver's fault, or the fault of the other girl dropping the key) and I don't care. Another example of Lush tight scheduling easily getting derailed. Vanessa did not really end the meeting like a typical rom '
You've got 5 minutes left baby' . It was more subtle but you could feel that her lateness impacted the meeting negatively. Maybe she didn't like me that much either.
From our chit-chat and from intuition I also believe that there might be another factor at play. She left escorting because she had had enough (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=297516.msg3110841#msg3110841) and then came back. Looks to me as she came back for the money but didn't bring back the same enthusiasm as described in her other reviews. Did not take a long enough break IMO. She has lot of clients 'crazy' for her as she put it and this I believe has gone to her head and she has become a bit of what I called the little miss princess. Maybe I'm wrong.
Over the next few days after nothing really pleasant came back to mind regarding this encounter. Only disappointment. I was hesitating between neutral and neg. Apart from her being very nice facially, nothing else good, so when counting the number of
I used above, I'll finally go for a negative rather than a neutral. Just being pretty isn't enough darling.
Summary:Stunningly beautiful girl but disappointed with the meet, especially bearing in mind all the stellar reviews she had received before and the expectations I had.
Meeting got rushed right from the start and this ended up in a totally forgettable experience.
Pros:
- Beautiful face and nice body
- Very cleanCons:
- Didn't accept facials
- BJ just OK and too brutal. No DT
- Arrived late. Meeting started late. Meant unspoken time pressure did not allow quality meet
- Found her not really into it and a bit fussy.Would I see her again?No. Despite very nice facially, the memory of that meet makes me doubt I'll manage to get chemistry with her.
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