Harmony lush Birmingham

[iceman-76]

External Link/Members Only

30 mins £60

Services: owo, protected sex

I called lush, booked harmony and address was given. Called office when I arrived at the location and then she came out to meet me. She looks as the pics, slim, small boobs with a bit of sag. When we get inside, she asks for payment straight away. I didn't like this, I always pay straight away but this didn't feel right. I asked about rimming on me and anal and she said that she's not doing rimming because guys don't know how to wash their arses! I thought ok, fair enough you must've had a bad experience but it's still on her service list. Then she said no anal because she's had a lot to eat and I'll get shit on my dick and I should be grateful that she's told me.

I stayed, I don't know why. I think maybe because I was there, I might aswell fuck. I stripped and she did too. She asked me if I wanted a massage first and I accepted. I lay on the bed and she got the baby oil and started to massage me. It was more like a light back rub with her finger lightly stroking my back, very poor effort. I turned over and she said " do you want me suck your dick" I said "yes". She gave an ok bj, was sloppy and occasionally deep. I asked for the rubber and she put it on and lubed up. I ask her to get on top and she said that she doesn't do that, doggy is the way forward. So fucked her in doggy and came in the bag. She gave me some wipes to clean up. I didn't even try to kiss and anything as it didn't feel like a gfe at all. I know services are at the girls discretion but it just felt like she didn't want to do anything at all.

[Jameszack99]

Sorry to hear this, mate. Thanks for letting us know. Let's hope it goes better next time.

How long have you been with Lush Escorts and do you know any other agencies with better or cheaper girls than Lush?

[escortman]

Sorry to read Iceman your review does not paint a good picture of Harmony .

Onwards and upwards Ice   
;

[iceman-76]

I have a few more on my lush list, hopefully these will be better.

[chadpitt]

She isn't even smiling in the photos. What a miserable garden tool she is.

[teddyking]

Sorry to hear this pal. Personally I never tolerate even an ounce of rudeness or disrespect. If she doesn’t want to provide a service, then that’s fine, but when they give some dumb shit excuse with cheek, it’s just a piss take.
Punting is one place where first impressions count , but 100x. Nowadays I just walk at the most pettiest shit but it’s saved me a lot of money and time. I once walked when the SP asked me “where’s the money then?” but in a condescending tone. Fuck that shit

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for taking the hit on this one mate. Her pics have never appealed to me but the service she gave you was awful.

Seems like she maybe one of those who adds the whole world to the likes list to sucker punters in and refuse the service once there knowing full well majority of men are too polite to leave.

Maybe worth pointing out the refusal of service to the Lush receptionist and even go as far as to leave a neg review on her profile. Maybe then she’ll either update the like list or fix up and actually do what she says she will. 

Anyway hope the nexts ones better mate.

[alfamagas]

any more details on the looks?

[iceman-76]

any more details on the looks?

She looks as she does in her pictures on the lush Web site.

[iceman-76]

Thanks for taking the hit on this one mate. Her pics have never appealed to me but the service she gave you was awful.

Seems like she maybe one of those who adds the whole world to the likes list to sucker punters in and refuse the service once there knowing full well majority of men are too polite to leave.

Maybe worth pointing out the refusal of service to the Lush receptionist and even go as far as to leave a neg review on her profile. Maybe then she’ll either update the like list or fix up and actually do what she says she will. 

Anyway hope the nexts ones better mate.

Yeah, I might mention it next time I call them. It was the body that did it for me, I like them slim but you can't have everything i suppose. No problem about taking the hit for this one, many have done it for me on here.

[iceman-76]

I've just remembered this part of the meet while writing another review.

I asked her to hang her head off the bed for more owo. She said that she weren't gonna do that. That she doesn't want to die and that I need to stop trying to act out porn scenes  she said that no has ever asked her to do that before.

[alibirmingham]

I've just remembered this part of the meet while writing another review.

I asked her to hang her head off the bed for more owo. She said that she weren't gonna do that. That she doesn't want to die and that I need to stop trying to act out porn scenes  she said that no has ever asked her to do that before.

Fuck me, either she ain’t been in the business long or she’s not seen many punters. That’s a very common position for oral and I can’t count the amount of wha I’ve asked and did that with. Next she’ll be saying I don’t do doggy cos I’m not a dog!

[iceman-76]

Next she’ll be saying I don’t do doggy cos I’m not a dog!

This had me howling 

[Tender.french.kiss]

This had me howling 

And I nearly pissed my pants 

[Jameszack99]

The last few comments are funny af, lols.

[alibirmingham]

Actually reminds of me a wg from AYS who’s idea of dirty talk was to call you a dog I believe while you was fucking her. Now that was funny. Indian girl, a bit loopy some found (me included)

[escortman]

This still has  me laughing   


That she doesn't want to die and that I need to stop trying to act out porn scenes  classic answer