Author Topic: Jasmine070A - Lincoln/Sleaford-ish  (Read 3580 times)


1 review(s) for Jasmine070A (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by daviemac]

Offline thekinkexplorer

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A quick fire double from me tonight. This punt however, was disappointing.

Pictures are accurate and Jasmine is a pretty lass. She can talk for ever though and it turns out that this is a ploy to use your time up...

She offered drinks and a chat on arrival at her place. She lives in a village to the south-east of Lincoln. Midway between Lincoln and Sleaford. Place was nice, and pretty well decorated if you like Parisian boudoir style...

I paid for 30min and it turns out the clock starts soon as you enter the place, she then talked downstairs for about 15min before going upstairs where she gives a tour of her place... more time wasted...I didn't realise I was on the clock at this point still thinking it was a nervous lead up to the good stuff... eventually we hit the bed and she kind of strip-teased, got distracted, chatted more then alarm on her phone went and she called time! She lept off the bed leaving me to quickly whack one out solo on the bed to get rid of frustration and then left sorely disappointed...

I hope others have tried and got something because she has potential, but for me the disappointment was too much. It's blacklist and no return for this one I'm afraid.

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Offline thekinkexplorer

From memory it was around the £100 mark as I paid extra to do OWO...we did get that far and I did get that, but only for the briefest of brief moments...

Offline Snagbadjer

Thanks for you review, mate, and sorry the punt turned out to be a disappointment.

I was liking the look of this one, but will avoid now as I hate being timed, especially if the SP is actively time wasting.

Better luck on the next one. Thanks for the warning.

Offline Jamesbattersea

Thanks for the TOFTT dude, really sorry it was a bad one. She didn't even finish you off herself by hand that's the least she should do.!!!!!
You should have taken a shit in her sock draw instead!!! BITCH!!!

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sorry the punt did not go has planned, but  there is no excuse for wg to treat punters like this, one to really avoid

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Thanks to this review - Anyone seeing this SP now knows they must get on with the job in hand and put something in her gob to shut her up....
Sorry you had such a bad experience.

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I have to say, while it does sound like she was going out of her way to kill time (which is unacceptable), why would the time not start as soon as you arrive? I do actually agree that it sounds like this was a bit of a piss take and in my opinion, there is no time for drinks, chats, or a tour of the house in a 30 min booking. However it does confuse me a little when people are surprised that 30 min isn't actually an hour. It always makes me roll my eyes a little when people talk about 'clock watchers' and how they 'hate being timed' but you pay a set amount of money for a set amount of time. If a WG charges £80 for half an hour, when you pay her do you just stick your hand in your pocket and give her whatever you grab? Sometimes its £80, sometimes it's £120, sometimes it's £85? No, course you don't. You count your money the same way WGs check the time. If there was no set time, there could be no set rate. WGs don't complain about "money checkers" yet clients complain about clock watchers. I do appreciate that its easier said than done to just say "right, I don't want to see your house can you just get on with sucking my cock" but you do need to understand that half an hour shouldn't be more than half an hour. That's just my opinion as a WG, bias as it may be! No offence, you're all entitled to your own opinions of course.

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I have to say, while it does sound like she was going out of her way to kill time (which is unacceptable), why would the time not start as soon as you arrive? I do actually agree that it sounds like this was a bit of a piss take and in my opinion, there is no time for drinks, chats, or a tour of the house in a 30 min booking. However it does confuse me a little when people are surprised that 30 min isn't actually an hour. It always makes me roll my eyes a little when people talk about 'clock watchers' and how they 'hate being timed' but you pay a set amount of money for a set amount of time. If a WG charges £80 for half an hour, when you pay her do you just stick your hand in your pocket and give her whatever you grab? Sometimes its £80, sometimes it's £120, sometimes it's £85? No, course you don't. You count your money the same way WGs check the time. If there was no set time, there could be no set rate. WGs don't complain about "money checkers" yet clients complain about clock watchers. I do appreciate that its easier said than done to just say "right, I don't want to see your house can you just get on with sucking my cock" but you do need to understand that half an hour shouldn't be more than half an hour. That's just my opinion as a WG, bias as it may be! No offence, you're all entitled to your own opinions of course.

I have to say, while it does sound like she was going out of her way to kill time (which is unacceptable), why would the time not start as soon as you arrive? I do actually agree that it sounds like this was a bit of a piss take and in my opinion, there is no time for drinks, chats, or a tour of the house in a 30 min booking. However it does confuse me a little when people are surprised that 30 min isn't actually an hour. It always makes me roll my eyes a little when people talk about 'clock watchers' and how they 'hate being timed' but you pay a set amount of money for a set amount of time. If a WG charges £80 for half an hour, when you pay her do you just stick your hand in your pocket and give her whatever you grab? Sometimes its £80, sometimes it's £120, sometimes it's £85? No, course you don't. You count your money the same way WGs check the time. If there was no set time, there could be no set rate. WGs don't complain about "money checkers" yet clients complain about clock watchers. I do appreciate that its easier said than done to just say "right, I don't want to see your house can you just get on with sucking my cock" but you do need to understand that half an hour shouldn't be more than half an hour. That's just my opinion as a WG, bias as it may be! No offence, you're all entitled to your own opinions of course.
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To be fair i always assume that the clock starts from when you arrive but equally if your getting a tour of the house then the time needs to be adjusted.
Also from a business piont of view if you want a good reputation leaving mid thrust cos an alarm goes off and telling the guy to finish himself isn't going to get any repeat customers!!! An extra 5 mins to get him off would have earned her more in the long run.
I personally don't mind an alarm so long as if she's spent 10 mins to hide the money and all those things that hapoen are aloud for.
I would have thought that as a service provider you'd be better havinv a wall clock to glance up at and do those things you do to bring a customer on faster according to the time left rather than having an alarm.
Also and i'm not suggesting for one min that you do this but how many time have punters paid for an hour chucked their muck in 45 and been rushed out. It's happened to me plenty of times.
So as with everything in life there are good & bad punters and good & bad service providers.

Offline Snagbadjer

I have to say, while it does sound like she was going out of her way to kill time (which is unacceptable), why would the time not start as soon as you arrive? I do actually agree that it sounds like this was a bit of a piss take and in my opinion, there is no time for drinks, chats, or a tour of the house in a 30 min booking. However it does confuse me a little when people are surprised that 30 min isn't actually an hour. It always makes me roll my eyes a little when people talk about 'clock watchers' and how they 'hate being timed' but you pay a set amount of money for a set amount of time. If a WG charges £80 for half an hour, when you pay her do you just stick your hand in your pocket and give her whatever you grab? Sometimes its £80, sometimes it's £120, sometimes it's £85? No, course you don't. You count your money the same way WGs check the time. If there was no set time, there could be no set rate. WGs don't complain about "money checkers" yet clients complain about clock watchers. I do appreciate that its easier said than done to just say "right, I don't want to see your house can you just get on with sucking my cock" but you do need to understand that half an hour shouldn't be more than half an hour. That's just my opinion as a WG, bias as it may be! No offence, you're all entitled to your own opinions of course.

The point is that the time has not been clearly explained, and the SP has deliberately deceived the punter. No one is suggesting that they get more time than they paid for. You shouldn't pay for the time it takes the SP to faff about, the same as why you don't pay for the time it takes you to wait to pick up  your car after an MOT. You pay for the service, not the time it takes before and after the service.

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To be fair i always assume that the clock starts from when you arrive but equally if your getting a tour of the house then the time needs to be adjusted.
Also from a business piont of view if you want a good reputation leaving mid thrust cos an alarm goes off and telling the guy to finish himself isn't going to get any repeat customers!!! An extra 5 mins to get him off would have earned her more in the long run.
I personally don't mind an alarm so long as if she's spent 10 mins to hide the money and all those things that hapoen are aloud for.
I would have thought that as a service provider you'd be better havinv a wall clock to glance up at and do those things you do to bring a customer on faster according to the time left rather than having an alarm.
Also and i'm not suggesting for one min that you do this but how many time have punters paid for an hour chucked their muck in 45 and been rushed out. It's happened to me plenty of times.
So as with everything in life there are good & bad punters and good & bad service providers.
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I absolutely agree that a clock is much better than an alarm. I usually wear a watch and wouldn't personally use an alarm as I also agree that 5 minutes either side is not a problem. But I suppose my issue with the whole "i didn't realise time starts from the moment I walked in" thing is that in my personal experience, when guys are finished before time is up, they are always welcome to stay for the whole time they've payed for. Some do and some don't and thats absolutely their choice (some men are more chatty than others lol) but as a SP, the amount of men who take the absolute piss with trying to stay as long as they possibly can is ridiculous and I find that unfair because if I run over too much, I don't have time to get ready for the next booking and if I say "times up go away" you get branded as a clock watcher. Ive had clients book 30 min and go way over and then ask for a shower and then after the shower sit back down for a chat. I fully appreciate that you get good sp and bad sp and that this then tarnishes the views you guys have of the rest of us, but equally we have good punters and bad punters who do the same for you guys. I guess in the same way you all have a chip on your shoulders about bad service, I have a chip on mine about clients who over stay their welcome.

P.s - I didn't like the idea of taking a shit in her draw. That was a bit OTT  :thumbsdown:  :lol:

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The point is that the time has not been clearly explained, and the SP has deliberately deceived the punter. No one is suggesting that they get more time than they paid for. You shouldn't pay for the time it takes the SP to faff about, the same as why you don't pay for the time it takes you to wait to pick up  your car after an MOT. You pay for the service, not the time it takes before and after the service.

I don't understand the analogy of the MOT as MOTs aren't charged on an hourly rate. That wasn't a very good example. The time had been clearly explained. He paid for 30 minutes and 30 minutes is what he got. I absolutely agree that the tour of the house was more than likely an intentional way to waste time and i absolutely agree that that's completely unacceptable but I guess all I was saying was that if I were the punter in that situation, I wouldn't have assumed that this was some complementary tour, I would have tried to suggest that we go straight to her bedroom.

I think a better analogy would have been a taxi ride. We all know that how much you pay for a taxi is directly related to how far you go. If you got in a taxi and the driver started going "let's drive this way so I can show you where I used to live, then we will take a detour so I can show you my old school" you would understand very quickly that you were paying for this extra trip and I would like to think you would say "no thanks, just take me straight to my house"

I'm not saying this should have been a positive review, im simply trying to explain that it shouldn't have been a surprise that he was being charged for the whole time he was there.

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P.s - I didn't like the idea of taking a shit in her draw. That was a bit OTT  :thumbsdown:  :lol:
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Yeah your probably right about the shitting in her sock draw!!!! :D
My wife always complains i always go too far !!!
I promise i won't shit anywhere if i'm ever lucky enough to get to see you. Where are you based?

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P.s - I didn't like the idea of taking a shit in her draw. That was a bit OTT  :thumbsdown:  :lol:


Yeah your probably right about the shitting in her sock draw!!!! :D
My wife always complains i always go too far !!!
I promise i won't shit anywhere if i'm ever lucky enough to get to see you. Where are you based?


 :lol: haha, you're not kidding! I'm based in Nottingham. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say who I am on here though or if that's not allowed?

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Well this has grown some legs and I appreciate the view from the WG side!

I'd like to add that I don't go in thinking 'fingers crossed I'll get a load of free time added and skimp by just paying the 30min'! I think when you arrive at a private house, if it's not obvious that things are starting there and then with a kiss or flirtatious chat etc. then I would be inclined to treat the situation closer to that of a parlour where the time begins in the room for fun. Being asked for a drink and chat first and then a bit of a tour did not clue me in to being a part of the service we had spoken about via text prior to meeting and as such, and is so rare, it didn't raise alarm bells as everything seemed as if it would progress like any other meet I have had over 20+ years of punting. It was when in the room I realised what was happening and at that point I was more directive in trying to get what I wanted, but sadly it was too late to enjoy a good punt.

She did later admit via ongoing text chat that she hates the idea of having to use her body and would much rather get money by having the guys just admire her in her outfits and chat. Which to me is cam girl territory not escorting. But hey we live and learn!

NB: No shits were left in any sock drawers. I'm not sure I could perform something like that on demand!

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Well this has grown some legs and I appreciate the view from the WG side!

I'd like to add that I don't go in thinking 'fingers crossed I'll get a load of free time added and skimp by just paying the 30min'! I think when you arrive at a private house, if it's not obvious that things are starting there and then with a kiss or flirtatious chat etc. then I would be inclined to treat the situation closer to that of a parlour where the time begins in the room for fun. Being asked for a drink and chat first and then a bit of a tour did not clue me in to being a part of the service we had spoken about via text prior to meeting and as such, and is so rare, it didn't raise alarm bells as everything seemed as if it would progress like any other meet I have had over 20+ years of punting. It was when in the room I realised what was happening and at that point I was more directive in trying to get what I wanted, but sadly it was too late to enjoy a good punt.

She did later admit via ongoing text chat that she hates the idea of having to use her body and would much rather get money by having the guys just admire her in her outfits and chat. Which to me is cam girl territory not escorting. But hey we live and learn!

NB: No shits were left in any sock drawers. I'm not sure I could perform something like that on demand!


Yeah, I do get what you're saying. I do think that is cheeky but as you say, we live and learn. I appreciate why a girl might say she doesn't like using her body but would argue that she is in the wrong line of work in that case.

Haha im so glad to hear there were no revege poos. Im not sure I could do that on demand either!

Hope you don't have any more bad experiences and I wish you all the best

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 :lol: haha, you're not kidding! I'm based in Nottingham. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say who I am on here though or if that's not allowed?

I hope you're allowed, as I'd like to know your 'real' identity.

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I hope you're allowed, as I'd like to know your 'real' identity.

I actually looked at the UKP rules again and think I got a little mixed up. I am not supposed to conceal who I am on aw. Not the other way round. On aw, my username is katie. I'd better change my user name on here, if I can work out how!
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I actually looked at the UKP rules again and think I got a little mixed up. I am not supposed to conceal who I am on aw. Not the other way round. On aw, my username is katie. I'd better change my user name on here, if I can work out how!

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Thanks for confirming who you are.

Will alert Admin to change your user name to Katie492
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Thanks for confirming who you are.

Will alert Admin to change your user name to Katie492

Lovely. Thank you!  :)
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I actually looked at the UKP rules again and think I got a little mixed up. I am not supposed to conceal who I am on aw. Not the other way round. On aw, my username is katie492. I'd better change my user name on here, if I can work out how!

Thanks. I actually picked that up in the East Mids punting discussion section and the warm reception you received from certain  quarters in one of threads.
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Thanks. I actually picked that up in the East Mids punting discussion section and the warm reception you received from certain  quarters in one of threads.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I actually looked at the UKP rules again and think I got a little mixed up. I am not supposed to conceal who I am on aw. Not the other way round. On aw, my username is katie. I'd better change my user name on here, if I can work out how!

Added to Hotlist...wowsa! Katie is a hottie! x 😘
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Added to Hotlist...wowsa! Katie is a hottie! x 😘

🥰aww thanks x
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If you argued the toss before a meet with a SP about the starting of the clock, they'd just block you for being pedantic, or accuse you of 'ping-pong texting'.

I have no wish to go over my time, but it's nice to have a clear start and end point. The latinas never rush you, that's for sure. But the Romanians seem to be on some strange alien time, where the clock hand whizzes by faster than normal (five minutes into the punt: "cum for me, baby")...

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If you argued the toss before a meet with a SP about the starting of the clock, they'd just block you for being pedantic, or accuse you of 'ping-pong texting'.

I have no wish to go over my time, but it's nice to have a clear start and end point. The latinas never rush you, that's for sure. But the Romanians seem to be on some strange alien time, where the clock hand whizzes by faster than normal (five minutes into the punt: "cum for me, baby")...

I don't agree with rushing people before there time is up, nor do I agree with wasting time during, but i would say there is a clear start and end time