TOFTT - KissYuki - Chinese B&S in China Town Birmingham - Total Time Waste

[alibirmingham]

Quick review of a time waster - Didn't expect much so not much lost

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services Requested: OWO, RO, 69, covered sex,

Comms:

Called but no answer but the maid called back so they aren't discreet. The maid informed me that it isn't the girl in the pics and the wgs change every few weeks but the ladies there were young and slim and that I won't be disappointed. Also o that OWO is extra £10 so I left it at that. The maid then text me the address so I replied telling her I was looking for OWO included for £60 and the maid agreed. A few texts from that point on with the maid  confirming expected services and checking the meet would meet my needs one of which was a clean shaved twat (the last Chinese booking I had was a horrible bushy affair and not one I want to repeat. Confirmed shaved so off I went.

Location:

China town not too far from the Tesco Express. Apartment building easy to find and access with lift. Parking close by and free at the time I went but is pay and display during day time. 

Room:

Decent sized well lit room. Didn't make it past that really.

Appearance:

2 ladies offered, First being a mid to late 20's lady, short, kind of cute and facially a 6/10. She wore a crop top, skirt with leggings and looked like a full size 8 on the hips. Maybe a bit of a tummy but hard to tell as kit never came off.

Second lady was offered only as I rejected the first as unsuitable (as the maid had lied) She was much older and poss early 40's, Body looked slightly better but only saw her briefly as she was hiding in the kitchen possible cooking and wasn't ready for a meet as still in normal civvy cloths.

The details:

Was in and out in 2-3 mins. Got to flat and buzzed up. Hid behind door when opening. Met 1st girl and shown to room where I confirmed services. She struggled to understand me so maid laid about her speaking English. Managed to get the message across that I wanted to know if she was shaved down below and she confirmed she wasn't so again not what I was told. At this point I call it a day and walk. I get to the door which is locked and as I am turning the key she tells me another girl is shaved so I should see her. The other girl comes to the door that meets the passage (I'm in the passage and she's coming out the living area) and I take one look and say no thank you.

The 1st girl starts to speak in Chinese most likely cussing me out as she opens the door. I left unapologetically as they had wasted my time so I wasn't going to be sorry for that.

Summary:

Waste of time liars who will say and do anything to get you there. TBH that's not a surprise as I half expected it but still doesn't make it right.
 
Would I Visit again??

Hahahaha NOPE!

[Punter S Thompson]

Quick review of a time waster - Didn't expect much so not much lost

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services Requested: OWO, RO, 69, covered sex,

Comms:

Called but no answer but the maid called back so they aren't discreet. The maid informed me that it isn't the girl in the pics and the wgs change every few weeks but the ladies there were young and slim and that I won't be disappointed. Also o that OWO is extra £10 so I left it at that. The maid then text me the address so I replied telling her I was looking for OWO included for £60 and the maid agreed. A few texts from that point on with the maid  confirming expected services and checking the meet would meet my needs one of which was a clean shaved twat (the last Chinese booking I had was a horrible bushy affair and not one I want to repeat. Confirmed shaved so off I went.

Location:

China town not too far from the Tesco Express. Apartment building easy to find and access with lift. Parking close by and free at the time I went but is pay and display during day time. 

Room:

Decent sized well lit room. Didn't make it past that really.

Appearance:

2 ladies offered, First being a mid to late 20's lady, short, kind of cute and facially a 6/10. She wore a crop top, skirt with leggings and looked like a full size 8 on the hips. Maybe a bit of a tummy but hard to tell as kit never came off.

Second lady was offered only as I rejected the first as unsuitable (as the maid had lied) She was much older and poss early 40's, Body looked slightly better but only saw her briefly as she was hiding in the kitchen possible cooking and wasn't ready for a meet as still in normal civvy cloths.

The details:

Was in and out in 2-3 mins. Got to flat and buzzed up. Hid behind door when opening. Met 1st girl and shown to room where I confirmed services. She struggled to understand me so maid laid about her speaking English. Managed to get the message across that I wanted to know if she was shaved down below and she confirmed she wasn't so again not what I was told. At this point I call it a day and walk. I get to the door which is locked and as I am turning the key she tells me another girl is shaved so I should see her. The other girl comes to the door that meets the passage (I'm in the passage and she's coming out the living area) and I take one look and say no thank you.

The 1st girl starts to speak in Chinese most likely cussing me out as she opens the door. I left unapologetically as they had wasted my time so I wasn't going to be sorry for that.

Summary:

Waste of time liars who will say and do anything to get you there. TBH that's not a surprise as I half expected it but still doesn't make it right.
 
Would I Visit again??

Hahahaha NOPE!

Surely this should be a negative?

[alibirmingham]

Surely this should be a negative?

Yes, My error. Been a few weeks since i last reviewed and forgot to change it especially as most of my recent ones have been positives.

If someone can change the rating to Neg that would be great. I cant change my own ratings.

[Brumish]

Nice one Al. Having had wild b&s from our oriental brethrens over the years, I tend to ignore all the enticing pics that nearly all of them put up in the form of advertising. I think I've walked from nearly all of these (mainly Chinese) punts. I can only recall one fabulous one in a hotel on the M6 a decade or so ago. Theyre far worse than the Roms, at least with the Europeans you can get fairly good looking ones who are in their 20s.

[Juankerr]

You didn't remember the last one then ali!   

[alibirmingham]

You didn't remember the last one then ali!   

  I can see why you would think that, but it was the last Chinese Experian e that made me confirm the shaven heaven and walk when I found out it’s a bush. I went there eyes wide open. Just wished the maid was honest but looking back I didn’t loose much. It was on the way back home and not a major detour so killed a bit of time I guess. And now if I ever come across a maid working from that address I know to avoid

[Juankerr]

I can see why you would think that, but it was the last Chinese Experian e that made me confirm the shaven heaven and walk when I found out it’s a bush. I went there eyes wide open. Just wished the maid was honest but looking back I didn’t loose much. It was on the way back home and not a major detour so killed a bit of time I guess. And now if I ever come across a maid working from that address I know to avoid

If you don't mind wasting a bit of time then fair do's. As I've said before if any of these oriental girls pictured on the ad's were actually here I guess many of us would have had a go but I never trust the ad's. Its been that long since I punted any oriental girls the ad's were in the back of the Birmingham Mail!

[billyjo]

The Chinese are nearly always bait and switch, majority of the time you get older lady not very good looking, occasionally hit attractive good one but it's rare.

[Straightsix]

Before I wrote off the Polish contingent in that area, they had started messing me about with 'bait and switch'. When I would refuse and walk away, id get abuse in their native tounge. Given my excuse, i would then tell them in a very firm manner how they have wasted my time and shouldn't be upset because I want to fuck 'the girl in the photos'.

Unfortunately, bait and switch exists because it still works. If you are to accept whats offered, at least try and negotiate a cheaper deal.

[alibirmingham]

I still remember the polish group and their antics but always found if I was firm on the phone regarding not wanting a b&s 9 out of 10 times I would get to see the girl I booked.

As for the Chinese I know full well you can’t expect to see the girl in the pics. Had enough experiance now to know that so I now ask to see the WhatsApp pics but on this occasion the maid said she didn’t have WhatsApp. Took a chance and didn’t pay off But not much lost.

[inbruges]

Basically they will just tell you what you want to hear. They're hoping your dick will rule when you get there and realise it was all bullshit LOL.

[alibirmingham]

Basically they will just tell you what you want to hear. They're hoping your dick will rule when you get there and realise it was all bullshit LOL.

Until the point the punter says fuck you and walks like I did lol. Think going by more recent reviews and posts etc more and more of us are actually walking but we are such a small cross section that for every one of us that walks there must be 10+ that don’t and that’s what keeps them in business.

[Straightsix]

Until the point the punter says fuck you and walks like I did lol. Think going by more recent reviews and posts etc more and more of us are actually walking but we are such a small cross section that for every one of us that walks there must be 10+ that don’t and that’s what keeps them in business.

Yes definitely. And that would be why they seem so stunned when you say 'I've changed my mind, I'm leaving'. Prepare for abuse..lol. That's when I tell them: "lady, your images are false, don't cry".
They hate it when I say that.

[Brumish]

Yes definitely. And that would be why they seem so stunned when you say 'I've changed my mind, I'm leaving'. Prepare for abuse..lol. That's when I tell them: "lady, your images are false, don't cry".
They hate it when I say that.

I'm going to steal that line. Is there any accent added to it SS?

[Straightsix]

I'm going to steal that line. Is there any accent added to it SS?

Yes of course! Have you not seen 'Gone with the wind' ! Hahaaa! 😆

[Brumish]

Yes of course! Have you not seen 'Gone with the wind' ! Hahaaa! 😆

I'm in the tiny minority that never got round to it 

[Straightsix]

Ah don't worry about it, its not for us folk who are devoid of romantic shit. Well, i am anyway. 😆