External Link/Members OnlySeen an earlier review for this one and I thought £20? I’ve waisted more on a shit takeaway.
I was heading not far from that direction on way back from work, I thought why not have a quick detour, usual excitement, heart racing when I made my mind up and decided not to talk myself out of it. Meet happened yesterday about 4pm.
Fired a quick text was given an instant reply with post code. As I got nearer I asked for door number and she called with the house number.
House was a run down mid terraced near Shireland High School in Smethwick.
Very busy main road, as I knocked door I could see the damage to front door obviously been kicked in, had all the hall marks of a rough neck council property, my brain told me to reconsider but my cock was already looking through the letterbox.
I left valuables out of sight in my car and took only £20 with me so was there for a mission.
Behind the door trick walked straight into front room of house, very basic greeted by a very petite sexy little minx of a Rom, pretty and slim size 6-8 make up on looked hot, early twenties.
She closed the door and shouted another girl then I thought shit I hope this was not the maid would prefer to fuck her.
Another WG walks in dressed ready for action but she looked more WWF and I didn’t fancy being body slammed on the canvas by her so I looked sheepishly back at the little sexy Rom and said “can I see you?”
I’m not sure if speaking English was on the menu but no communication, not even a smile but she led me upstairs into a bedroom with a bed with usual Rom mod cons, carpet condoms and wipes.
She gestured me to get on the bed so stripped off quick left my socks on wasn’t planning on getting comfortable. I was very conscious about other £20 p&d reviews, going close to the ten minute mark resulted in demands for more cash, so I jumped straight onto the bed, lay on my back as she rubbered me up and got to work with BJ.
She looked good she kept her bra on but didn’t look like there was much inside it, I didn’t want to push any luck with her so didn’t attempt any touching just layed back and enjoyed. BJ skills were good she got the pressure building up in the balls and I wondered if I should just go with the momentum and pop there but needed to fuck this minx so I asked for sex.
Very unenthusiastic attitude but I didn’t let that distract me she just got up and climbed onto the bed on all fours, arse infront of me she looked good no smell, I took that as an invite and I didn’t waste anytime soon as I slid my cock in, grabbed of hold her tiny waist and began building up the pace and pounding her like a piston (well I felt like I was with my tongue hanging out panting like a dog ) thinking I had about 5-6 mins left on the clock.
She wasn’t impressed and kept telling me “slowly slowly” and putting her hand on me to slow me down, I apologised and kept going but not so hard but building up the pace, could see the finish line with about 2 mins left on my mental clock so upped the pace and she started moaning/muttering in Romanian under her breath but loud enough for me to hear her. Judging by her tone and body language I would guess she was saying something along the lines of “why the fuck do I even do this job, I’m sick of this, you wanker, just hurry up and cum and piss off”.
It was quite erotic tbh i filled the bag, ahhh what a relief. She had a face like a slapped arse but still pretty as fuck. Awkward attempt at small talk while I fumbled trying to get my trousers on, “so.. er do you work mornings?”
No eye contact just barked “No”!!!
Well I wasn’t hanging around for an offer of a drink I was halfway down the stairs still trying to adjust my clothing with her right behind me, I had this vision of her wacking me over the back of the head but she didn’t I was soon in the front room where my shoes were and as I clumsily tried to get them on the WWF wrestler was sat on sofa having her hair done by another Rom who I didn’t see before, she looked good at a glance I thought maybe come back for her if she’s on offer.
I said thank you and flew out the door, sun still shinning outside with nice fresh air I was glad to be out of there got into my car, I was in and out in ten mins. Happy with emptying my load for £20 what a bargain.
Would I go again, yes definitely. Sometimes the urge can be dealt with by a choke of the chicken with a reassuring thought of ££s I've saved and time fannying around but with this one, scratched the quick itch with a quick £20 it is exactly what it is. Reminds me of a local kebab place when I was at college, lunchtime special of mini Kebab and chips for £1. Can’t go wrong.
Don’t get me wrong I enjoy a quality Miller and Carter steak and don’t mind paying the premium but sometimes a kebab special, will fill the gap just nicely.
Speaking of steak, I have a review to post for a punt from couple weeks ago when I get a chance
