LinkBritishChanX:
External Link/Members OnlyHer friend:
External Link/Members OnlyPreamble'Pre-lockdown punt'
Massive fight with the girlfriend over the whole leaving toilet up/down issue. Thought to myself right I'll teach you. Logged onto AW.
LocationApartments in Canary Wharf. Security barrier before I could get to the actual building so parked on side road (her comms were shit and she did not mention what to say to security to get in)
CostZERO
Comms
Shit. Wishy washy texts, one word answers so called her. She sounded high/drunk. Agreed to meet me at certain time, gave postcode then didn't answer.
Girl
Looks great in pics and the one review on here assures that it is the girl in the pics. Not a very good review though, so thought I'd TOFTT and provide a proper description of her. Unfortunately I never got to see her, only spoke on the phone. Northern accent and I can bet my miniature train collection in my mums attic that she really is English.
The Meet
Meet scheduled by high/drunk girl. Got there on time and radio silence, called/text - nothing. Thought all women are trash and walked off. Clearly first come first served type of op going on here. As I was driving home her friend called me and said 'Chan is busy' and that she would do me for a reduced rate of 40. Checked out her pics but she wasn't my type so put the phone down on her mid chat and carried on driving. Put on LBC and they were talking about women putting a 6pm curfew on men. What a way to round off the night.
Lessons?
Don't fight with girlfriend over trivial stuff and you may have spunked in her mouth, instead of walking around aimlessly in Canary Wharf.
What does the future hold?
KinkyEllieX has probably been reading my reviews and is running scared from my D. So much so that she has not logged in for a week.
Ellie, you do know that that makes you more attractive right? I am coming for you...