Curvy Maya - Hungarian with dirty feet 🤣🤣-Birmingham

[teddyking]

THE GIRL : External Link/Members Only

I saw this girl a few days in central BIRMINGHAM apartment near the canals. I would give her looks a 7/10 but her body a 8.5/10. The thing is, she is definitely curvy but in the right places. She was wearing a tight stockings on which may have held her belly in place but did do the job to enhance her curves. Decent ass and decent tits 👌👌. Deffo the girl in the AW pics. She’s also got a strong brummy accent which I was surprised about when her AW says she’s Hungarian. Though I could still sense a small Hungarian accent with some words and did make her sound extra sexy👍

I paid £80 for 30 mins
The apartment is very clean and modern. Out of sight and discreet. No prying eyes etc. Parking is plentiful on the street. Comms was easy, I called them half an hour before and was there in 25 mins.

THE DEED

The only highlight was the blowjob which started me off. She can really deep throat and sucks like a pornstar , by spitting and gagging on my cock. She paid decent attention to my balls and held eye contact al throughout which I found sexy. Only critique I can make is that there’s low suction. I would give her BJ 8/10. The sex was bang on average. I asked her to go on top and she refused.. maybe because of her weight ? I piled away in doggy and came after three minutes. She does this thing in doggy when she pulls her ass back into my dick which felt good, especially seeing her fat ass jiggle all over the place 😭😭. I cleaned up and washed in the shower and left. IMO this girl has a pornstar dirty vibe to her but I couldn’t get a connection to her , maybe because I didn’t find her attractive. She’s deffo not ugly and will deffo be a hottie for some , but personally , I’m sure other people will have a better experience

EXTRA DETAILS

Here’s some extra details for the more nitty gritty people.

The girl isn’t great at hygiene. She will definitely know it’s me if she reads  this review because there was a moment in the punt where we both realised her feet were dirty as fuck. They looked like she walked through mud. Secondly , in doggy I could smell that unwashed smell coming down from below. It’s the same familiar smell I have smelt from other girls, like a mixture of ass and sweat. This turned me off because I have a pet peeve over  poor hygiene. So don’t expect the girl to be sparkly clean when you do meet her
Another thing is that when I called her, I could hear Male voices in the background. After the punt , I accidentally walked into her kitchen or hallway and there was a guy there who I made eye contact with. Kinda awkward but I gave him the thumbs up and he smiled 😭😭 .

Overall, I would give the punt a 5/10. She loses marks for not really being attractive in my book, having dirty feet and that ass smell, and sex was average. For others , she could be a treat.

 Would I return...? Hell nooooo

[Punterperson1971]

THE GIRL : External Link/Members Only

I saw this girl a few days in central BIRMINGHAM apartment near the canals. I would give her looks a 7/10 but her body a 8.5/10. The thing is, she is definitely curvy but in the right places. She was wearing a tight stockings on which may have held her belly in place but did do the job to enhance her curves. Decent ass and decent tits 👌👌. Deffo the girl in the AW pics. She’s also got a strong brummy accent which I was surprised about when her AW says she’s Hungarian. Though I could still sense a small Hungarian accent with some words and did make her sound extra sexy👍

I paid £80 for 30 mins
The apartment is very clean and modern. Out of sight and discreet. No prying eyes etc. Parking is plentiful on the street. Comms was easy, I called them half an hour before and was there in 25 mins.

THE DEED

The only highlight was the blowjob which started me off. She can really deep throat and sucks like a pornstar , by spitting and gagging on my cock. She paid decent attention to my balls and held eye contact al throughout which I found sexy. Only critique I can make is that there’s low suction. I would give her BJ 8/10. The sex was bang on average. I asked her to go on top and she refused.. maybe because of her weight ? I piled away in doggy and came after three minutes. She does this thing in doggy when she pulls her ass back into my dick which felt good, especially seeing her fat ass jiggle all over the place 😭😭. I cleaned up and washed in the shower and left. IMO this girl has a pornstar dirty vibe to her but I couldn’t get a connection to her , maybe because I didn’t find her attractive. She’s deffo not ugly and will deffo be a hottie for some , but personally , I’m sure other people will have a better experience

EXTRA DETAILS

Here’s some extra details for the more nitty gritty people.

The girl isn’t great at hygiene. She will definitely know it’s me if she reads  this review because there was a moment in the punt where we both realised her feet were dirty as fuck. They looked like she walked through mud. Secondly , in doggy I could smell that unwashed smell coming down from below. It’s the same familiar smell I have smelt from other girls, like a mixture of ass and sweat. This turned me off because I have a pet peeve over  poor hygiene. So don’t expect the girl to be sparkly clean when you do meet her
Another thing is that when I called her, I could hear Male voices in the background. After the punt , I accidentally walked into her kitchen or hallway and there was a guy there who I made eye contact with. Kinda awkward but I gave him the thumbs up and he smiled 😭😭 .

Overall, I would give the punt a 5/10. She loses marks for not really being attractive in my book, having dirty feet and that ass smell, and sex was average. For others , she could be a treat.

 Would I return...? Hell nooooo

Unlucky mate with this one,I personally wouldn’t have still gone if you heard voices in the background while on the phone to her definitely a no no.

[teddyking]

^ true , but I was secretly hoping for a threesome opportunity thrown in MMF😭

[Pablo02]

Well written review 

IMO I would have given this a negative based on her hh rate along with poor hygiene and not being discreet.

I was planning on seeing her soon but I’ll avoid now.

[Straightsix]

The girl isn’t great at hygiene. She will definitely know it’s me if she reads  this review because there was a moment in the punt where we both realised her feet were dirty as fuck. They looked like she walked through mud. Secondly , in doggy I could smell that unwashed smell coming down from below. It’s the same familiar smell I have smelt from other girls, like a mixture of ass and sweat. This turned me off because I have a pet peeve over  poor hygiene. So don’t expect the girl to be sparkly clean when you do meet her

That really is disgusting. For £80 she couldn't hang her ass over the bath and soap it? Absolutely unacceptable in a country with hot clean running water and fluffy towels scented with cotton breeze conditioner placed on a heated towel rail.
Even the Romanians living in mud huts with no electricity can manage to have squeaky vaginas for £20 services.

there was a guy there who I made eye contact with. Kinda awkward but I gave him the thumbs up and he smiled 😭😭 .

You should of stuck your cock under his nose and told him "your bitch stinks"

I've experienced this and its so unpleasant. Difficult to rescue once the smell of excrement batters the neurons.

[teddyking]

Well written review 

IMO I would have given this a negative based on her hh rate along with poor hygiene and not being discreet.

I was planning on seeing her soon but I’ll avoid now.

I was close to giving her a negative, especially because of the shit hygiene. She try to assure me she had a shower before but I knew she was bull shitting especially with the ass smell. Also when she refused to go on top, could possibly just be that she’s a lazy fuck. Neutral because I still think other punters might have a better experience. Just be careful about shit hygiene and other people in apartment

[teddyking]

That really is disgusting. For £80 she couldn't hang her ass over the bath and soap it? Absolutely unacceptable in a country with hot clean running water and fluffy towels scented with cotton breeze conditioner presented on a heated towel rail.
Even the Romanians living in mud huts with no electricity can manage to have squeaky vaginas for £20 services.

You should of stuck your cock under his nose and told him 'your bitch stinks'

Honestly mate, hygiene is a huge pet peeve for me. It just ruins the vibe. I actually prefer punting with an ugly woman with immaculate hygiene than a 10/10 girl that stinks of shit. She even had the nerve to tell me to wash before the punt When she probably hasn’t washed since days ago 🤦‍♂️

[Straightsix]

Honestly mate, hygiene is a huge pet peeve for me. It just ruins the vibe. I actually prefer punting with an ugly woman with immaculate hygiene than a 10/10 girl that stinks of shit. She even had the nerve to tell me to wash before the punt When she probably hasn’t washed since days ago 🤦‍♂️

Thats just so gross. The smell stays on you for hours aswell.
From my experience, Hungarians have been amongst the best for service and its surprising to read. I wonder if she is genuinely Hungarian?

[teddyking]

Thats just so gross. The smell stays on you for hours aswell.
But to be honest,  Hungarians have been amongst the best for service and its surprising to read. I wonder if she is genuinely Hungarian?

Hungarians are deffo high on the HL, just before Thai girls 😇😇
I think she’s deffo Hungarian , she said she lived in UK for years and deffo sounded like it with her brummy accent

[Straightsix]

Hungarians are deffo high on the HL, just before Thai girls 😇😇
I think she’s deffo Hungarian , she said she lived in UK for years and deffo sounded like it with her brummy accent

A brummie accent takes decades to develop. Not sure about this one and plus the hygiene issue she sounds British to me.
Did the shit sniffer look Hungarian?

[teddyking]

A brummie accent takes decades to develop. Not sure about this one and plus the hygiene issue she sounds British to me.
Did the shit sniffer look Hungarian?

“Shit sniffer” 🤣🤣🤣
I could 100% hear some Hungarian or Eastern European under-tones beneath her brummy accent. The other dude there also looked Eastern European , and looked late 20s or early 30s.

[Straightsix]

Ah well, onto the next. Thanks for sharing. 👍

[billyjo]

Almost booked this one a few months ago when I was feeling super horny.  She said she didn't do receiving oral so I skipped, so glad after reading this review.  Plus the new photos on her profile, I detest blown up lips. 

[Straightsix]

I detest blown up lips.

Indeed. Some people are so dumb. And then they start messing about with their eyebrows.

[Hotdogboy88]

Honestly mate, hygiene is a huge pet peeve for me. It just ruins the vibe. I actually prefer punting with an ugly woman with immaculate hygiene than a 10/10 girl that stinks of shit. She even had the nerve to tell me to wash before the punt When she probably hasn’t washed since days ago 🤦‍♂️

At least you know what heaven smells like now. 

[vindici]

A brummie accent takes decades to develop.

Depends on the person, sometimes I can start mimicking the accent of someone I just met, involuntarily I might add 😑

[teddyking]

Almost booked this one a few months ago when I was feeling super horny.  She said she didn't do receiving oral so I skipped, so glad after reading this review.  Plus the new photos on her profile, I detest blown up lips.

Tbh her lips were really good and well done. They’re not like those overly done duck lips , shes deffo a hottie for some and I still think others will get a cracking time with her

[Straightsix]

Depends on the person, sometimes I can start mimicking the accent of someone I just met, involuntarily I might add 😑

I can totally relate. I start speaking in broken English quite often with Romanians, sometimes coming to my senses and thinking 'why am I talking like that?' Haha!
The good thing about foreign girls is you can express yourself any which way and they won't judge you.

[AL1986]

Oh wow. Sorry you had a bad experience. I’ve done a review on Maya, tbh I’ve seen her few times after my initial review, I personally think she’s great at what she does, never had a bad experience with her touchwood. I don’t have a foot fetish’s but do always notices a WG’s feet, can’t say I saw anything wrong with them in my personal experience. Better luck next time