"Am I telling the truth? No it's marketing, I wouldn't want you to be misled!!"

[Marmalade]

Got to admire spunk in telling bare-faced lies
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"Are you really 30 years?
"A. No, I am 37. I don't want gentlemen missing out on coming across myself on the site.
I may not show up on many people's searches with age preferences, therefore, this is purely for marketing and site search purposes."
Fuck me!

What about if punters say things that "aren't really true"
Got that covered: hide the feedback. Sorry, think I'll take the punter's word, doubtless bad as it's been hidden.
And if she admits to 37, would we be right in guessing somewhere around the late 40s mark?

Yet beneath all the crap, it might have sounded like a decent massage service . . .
"During a massage, the session will become intimate, but at no stage do i offer or provide the opportunity for sexual intercourse."
So 100 quid for b2b and a tug from a "mature"? You could get a nuru for that.
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All beautifully written - carefully, so as not the disturb the dust on her delicately contoured phone - over many pages.
 

[Happyjose]

She should have a stripey jumper and black mask amongst her costumes

and she's in illustrious company - as one of Adultwork's Finest Performers - with the scary JET-UK, who advertised BB and creampies on AW for years, but who now wouldn't countenance such a horrid request. Wonder how many of those giving feedback on how sweet her pussy tastes have a scooby ?

[JB1969]

The sad fact is that most guys wont read that as they tend to skim so will miss the important bits like it is her discretion to offer a sexual service.

[Marmalade]

The sad fact is that most guys wont read that as they tend to skim so will miss the important bits like it is her discretion to offer a sexual service.

Prossies seem oblivious to the fact that just because they have fuck all to do except write reams and reams of mostly shite, it doesn't mean punters have fuck all to do except read it. Thebiggest waste of time when choosing a prossie is skimming through the mountains of meaningless bilge that prossies paraphrase from each other. If there were only three prostitutes on Adultwork it might make 'marketing sense' to corner some poor cunt with promises of the softess skin unadulterated luxury pampering dreams come true legs to make you feel you've gone to heaven divine lips to take your breath away and so on and so on for six fucking pages with added ASCII figures supposedly to entice you with the thought of a curvaceous woman made up entirely of dots and holes.

But with a few hundred on the go, all we need is a recent photo, price, a list of services, and enough factual info to work out whether she is fat/old/fugly/scamming/Romanian. Which is why it's an idea to use the 'notes' facilities in conjunction with a hotlist, condensing the necessaries into three lines. Sometimes I feel I should really deserve a discount for all the time used re-reading pointless self-congratulatory garbage.

[valdishere]

That's why I like 'Marmalade' at my breakfast - Starts the day by putting punting into proper perspective.

Btw totally agree with shapely "added ASCII figures" wtf are they all about.

[auldie63]

Prossies seem oblivious to the fact that just because they have fuck all to do except write reams and reams of mostly shite, it doesn't mean punters have fuck all to do except read it. Thebiggest waste of time when choosing a prossie is skimming through the mountains of meaningless bilge that prossies paraphrase from each other. If there were only three prostitutes on Adultwork it might make 'marketing sense' to corner some poor cunt with promises of the softess skin unadulterated luxury pampering dreams come true legs to make you feel you've gone to heaven divine lips to take your breath away and so on and so on for six fucking pages with added ASCII figures supposedly to entice you with the thought of a curvaceous woman made up entirely of dots and holes.

But with a few hundred on the go, all we need is a recent photo, price, a list of services, and enough factual info to work out whether she is fat/old/fugly/scamming/Romanian. Which is why it's an idea to use the 'notes' facilities in conjunction with a hotlist, condensing the necessaries into three lines. Sometimes I feel I should really deserve a discount for all the time used re-reading pointless self-congratulatory garbage.

Great post!!!