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Offline Markus


Given the amount of money I spent on punting last year, I was wondering what I would have spent it on if punting wasn't available in this country.

My best answer would probably have been extra vacations.....to Germany lol.

I don't have any hobbies so punting is the closest thing. What would you guys have spent the money on?

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Given the amount of money I spent on punting last year, I was wondering what I would have spent it on if punting wasn't available in this country.

My best answer would probably have been extra vacations.....to Germany lol.

I don't have any hobbies so punting is the closest thing. What would you guys have spent the money on?

I would use my money to build a village in Africa and with anything left over I would hire the best road traffic lawyer I could afford.  :cool:

Offline smiths

Given the amount of money I spent on punting last year, I was wondering what I would have spent it on if punting wasn't available in this country.

My best answer would probably have been extra vacations.....to Germany lol.

I don't have any hobbies so punting is the closest thing. What would you guys have spent the money on?

I would put more effort into pulling.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2014, 11:28:00 am by smiths »

Offline hendrix

Probably invest it into setting up my own agency and become a serious pimp  :cool:

willbred

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I probably wouldn't spend much of it on anything much...I didn't before I started punting (albeit that I earned substantially less then!)

vorian

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Probably invest it into setting up my own agency and become a serious pimp  :cool:

I take it you would personally have to audition all the girls first, quality control after all.  :D

Offline hendrix

I take it you would personally have to audition all the girls first, quality control after all.  :D

Well, of course!..I wouldn't want to foist crap girls onto UKP members..the girls will have to meet my standards..Madlin, KDD etc would be top of my recruitement drive :D

yorkshire123

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A double decker bus.
Kit it out as a mobile brothel, hire the best reviewed prossies on UKP & tour the country.
A raffle would be held weekly & a lucky punter would win a duo of their choice.

UKP members would of course be on discounted rates.  ;)

Fucking hell, I'm off to see how much buses are...........

Offline threechilliman

I'd only spend it on an even faster car than the one I already own, which wouldn't really achieve a great deal. So, in some ways, I'm glad I punt.....

vorian

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Well, of course!..I wouldn't want to foist crap girls onto UKP members..the girls will have to meet my standards..Madlin, KDD etc would be top of my recruitement drive :D

I appreciate the sacrifice you are willing to give for the greater good Hendrix.  :hi:

Edinburgh punter

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A second wife - but I couldn't afford the hassle of that!

Siadwel

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Weekend trips to Amsterdam. Every weekend.

Harribbo

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More nights out on the piss & more cocaine

Offline Bangers and Gash

A large deep pan pizza every Saturday night.  :)

Offline FLYING BLUE

Guitars - Gibson, Fender, PRS & Hamer....
maybe a private plane....

grandmaster-ram-rod

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I take it you would personally have to audition all the girls first, quality control after all.  :D
 

I would apply for the postion of back up pro$$ie tester at Hendrixs agecy  :yahoo:

Offline hendrix

Guitars - Gibson, Fender, PRS & Hamer....
maybe a private plane....

Luckily...I have all of those :) Though I sold the PRS and bought a Suhr which I really wanted instead. Great, great guitar.

Offline FLYING BLUE

Luckily...I have all of those :) Though I sold the PRS and bought a Suhr which I really wanted instead. Great, great guitar.

I'm jealous  :P

I only have 3 left now...... Fender Strat, Washburn Hawk & Yamaha acoustic :thumbsup:

Offline Matium

More trips to Las Vegas or the South of France.

 :)

touch.and.go

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Offline hendrix

I'm jealous  :P

I only have 3 left now...... Fender Strat, Washburn Hawk & Yamaha acoustic :thumbsup:

Washburn made some killer guitars..really under-rated  :thumbsup:

Rochdull lad

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More and better holidays.  As my 8th decade begins to loom and, having heard two women on the bus today, I realise that I'm nearly as old as my Mum was when she died [and I resemble her more than my Dad], there are still loads of places I want to visit while I'm still physically able to.

If I didn't punt so much now, I could probably have a "big" holiday every year, rather than every other year.  The thing is that, having come to punting so comparatively late in life, I'm still enjoying making up for lost time! :yahoo:

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DaveMugabe

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I would use my money to build a village in Africa and with anything left over I would hire the best road traffic lawyer I could afford.  :cool:
That will be Stephen Sauvain QC.  He wrote the book and is an author for Sweet and Maxwell.

He used to charge £1500 per question and £5000 per day, I had cause to use him once. :hi:

potato

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A small island in the south pacific..

DaveMugabe

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A small island in the south pacific..
So thats how Branson does it!!

Offline FLYING BLUE

So thats how Branson does it!!

Yeah, but he can afford to punt as well :D

Sailormack

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That will be Stephen Sauvain QC.  He wrote the book and is an author for Sweet and Maxwell.

He used to charge £1500 per question and £5000 per day, I had cause to use him once. :hi:

Perhaps you might ask him the difference between corporation and income tax  :hi:


Offline Quatro

Peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner mostly.

Curious6705

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A beautiful purpose built home.

Offline ForrestGump

If not on punting, then on cars, booze or, of course, I could just fritter it away  ;)

DaveMugabe

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Perhaps you might ask him the difference between corporation and income tax  :hi:
Naah, dunno his current rates, but bound to be more that £1500.

Also dont be so stupid, taxation law is entirely a different specialism from traffic law.

Sauvain probably has his own tax advisors.

Offline Johny Stone

I would save for this

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about 8700 before  first reg and road tax

Offline wristjob

The reality in UK, Europe and a lot of the world is women do call the shots on sex. You can't always find a woman you like that much so if sex is important to you then prossies are one option and having a relationship with a girl you don't really like is another option. No prossies would just move the ball further into women's count for controlling sex.

Anyway if I couldn't punt don't know. I might put a lot of effort into online dating sites and the like, try and pull hideous women, shag them once or twice til I couldn't face shagging them any more and dump them.  Then they could go round saying all men are bastards and just want them for sex.

Sailormack

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Naah, dunno his current rates, but bound to be more that £1500.

Also dont be so stupid, taxation law is entirely a different specialism from traffic law.


Maybe he just charges £1500 to the chumps who should know the simple stuff  :hi:

Offline jammiedodger1

More and better holidays.  As my 8th decade begins to loom and, having heard two women on the bus today, I realise that I'm nearly as old as my Mum was when she died [and I resemble her more than my Dad], there are still loads of places I want to visit while I'm still physically able to.

If I didn't punt so much now, I could probably have a "big" holiday every year, rather than every other year.  The thing is that, having come to punting so comparatively late in life, I'm still enjoying making up for lost time! :yahoo:
you sir are an inspiration  :hi: i'm 40 and when life's getting me down i console myself with the thought i can continue banging attractive women for the next 15 years or so, the thought that i may be able to carry on for another 40 is a very pleasing one  :yahoo: as for what i'd spend my pennies on i'd probably buy another classic car to restore, the pleasures punting offers are far more immediate and memorable though

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A double decker bus.
Kit it out as a mobile brothel, hire the best reviewed prossies on UKP & tour the country.
A raffle would be held weekly & a lucky punter would win a duo of their choice.

UKP members would of course be on discounted rates.  ;)

Fucking hell, I'm off to see how much buses are...........


Let me know if you require a bus driver  :D

Offline Markus


I took my own advice and spent my punting money on an all over body massage. No HR unfortunately but I must admit it was much better then some of the punts I've had recently. Plus the girl was lovely, she said from Lithunia, not sure if true.

Afterwards. I had a kebab and coke - my usual punting ritual.

I don't think I could go without punting forever but sometimes there is genuinely better things you can spend your money on.

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The reality in UK, Europe and a lot of the world is women do call the shots on sex. You can't always find a woman you like that much so if sex is important to you then prossies are one option and having a relationship with a girl you don't really like is another option. No prossies would just move the ball further into women's count for controlling sex.

Anyway if I couldn't punt don't know. I might put a lot of effort into online dating sites and the like, try and pull hideous women, shag them once or twice til I couldn't face shagging them any more and dump them.  Then they could go round saying all men are bastards and just want them for sex.
I've had relationships were I liked the girl initially, but then it turned sour and we were still together. It was a waste of time for both of us, but sometimes it's hard to end it. I think as you get older and more experienced you get used to women's mind games and you can choose whether or not you play them. I'm sure some old boot like Fay Weldon or Julie Bindel would say that's sexist, but with men shit is so much more transparent, yet still women say they can't understand them as they look for what isn't there. If I had known in my teens what I know now, I certainly would have had more sex with civvies and possibly better relationships.