Author Topic: First Minister's Interview 12th March (Not Political)  (Read 1454 times)

Offline Corus Boy

I nearly spat my coffee over the steering wheel this morning laughing as the First Minister was interviewed on Radio Wales!  :D

He outlined that;

Stay at Home was over is was now Stay Local, within five miles!

Four adults from two households were allowed to meet outside, gardens specifically mentioned.

Once together outside no return into the house.

And the gem!!!!!

Meetings were not limited to exercise any social interaction was permitted!  :lol:

So if the Brothel, Sauna, Flat or Apartment has a garden or balcony, you can visit as long as you fuck outside!


Offline Dan Dastardly

I would put my live savings on Mr Drakeford never entering a house of ill repute

Offline Corus Boy

I would put my live savings on Mr Drakeford never entering a house of ill repute

Doesn't The Senedd count?  :D



Offline snaitram99

I would put my live savings on Mr Drakeford never entering a house of ill repute

I think last time "close contact" services were allowed to operate again after a period of lockdown, massage parlours were specifically mentioned along with nail bars and tattooists. I thought whoever drafted that, saying parlours rather than therapists, either doesn't know it's usually a euphemism for brothel or does, but is feigning innocence.

Offline Corus Boy

I think last time "close contact" services were allowed to operate again after a period of lockdown, massage parlours were specifically mentioned along with nail bars and tattooists. I thought whoever drafted that, saying parlours rather than therapists, either doesn't know it's usually a euphemism for brothel or does, but is feigning innocence.

+1

Friends of Brent Carter?

Offline Mil 34

Doesn't The Senedd count?  :D

The senydd doesn’t count because that’s where all us commoners get fucked

Offline Corus Boy

The senydd doesn’t count because that’s where all us commoners get fucked

 :drinks:

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Offline Proton

 When I started as an apprentice electrician for a few months I worked in the components store, the miserable bugger who was in charge was a very left wing Labour councilor. Twice a month he and his is fellow team of " the WATCH COMMITTEE"  would have from 11am on wards in a cinema watching films (paid by CCC) that were as "BIT RISKY" that were schedule to come to Cardiff. the following day most of the apprentices would come into the store, asking for details of any films especially foreign films, he would delight in give every smallest sexual detail of a film. Then the obvious question was " When is it starting and in what cinema "(often it was the Prince of Wales) and nearly always he would say " It's too much for the average man to take in, only people of high intellect should be allowed" So he and his team always banned them outright, to save the moral soil of the people in Cardiff.  :angelgirl:
 I can hear him still on my head, going on about the dreadful morals of the youth (that bit was correct, I can vouch for that) The fist time I heard "MD" it put a shiver down my spine, because, he had an identical voice to the storekeeper  :scare:

            I've always wanted to us this  :manhater:

Offline justalad

Fuck Drakeford.  If I want to punt, I will.

Drakeford has only opened hairdresser as he needs a trim.  He’ll be opening suit shops next as his is oversized.

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I would put my live savings on Mr Drakeford never entering a house of ill repute

Oh I don't know my trained eye has him down as a good boy needing a pegging form his mistress  :cool:

Offline justalad

Oh I don't know my trained eye has him down as a good boy needing a pegging form his mistress  :cool:
I think there’d be a queue of people waiting to fuck Drakeford over after the latest announcement!

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Oh I don't know my trained eye has him down as a good boy needing a pegging form his mistress  :cool:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline Proton

Oh I don't know my trained eye has him down as a good boy needing a pegging form his mistress  :cool:
I bet if we all clubbed in to give him one, he'd refuse as it would be naughty, rude and against his leftwing principles. Plus almost certainly he would not try, if the light was left on and couldn't keep his socks on  :crazy: :thumbsdown:

Offline mrdiamond77

I have to travel 20-30 miles to punt, so fuck staying local.

Offline Proton

I have to travel 20-30 miles to punt, so fuck staying local.
WoW !! that's one hell of a distance, I sympathize with your reasoning  :dash:

Offline justalad

I have to travel 20-30 miles to punt, so fuck staying local.
That’s the spirit!

Offline WelshMichael

I have to travel 20-30 miles to punt, so fuck staying local.

Same here, that's how far I'm away from Cardiff and Swansea. It's probably the minimum distance I've ever traveled.

Offline justalad

Same here, that's how far I'm away from Cardiff and Swansea. It's probably the minimum distance I've ever traveled.
+1.  30 miles to Cardiff and not to dissimilar to the punting dessert which is Swansea.

Offline Proton

+1.  30 miles to Cardiff and not to dissimilar to the punting dessert which is Swansea.
Never given it thought about distances before, but for you guys it's certainly a major consideration every time.  :hi:  :drinks: