Massage Paradise (Yana) - Southampton

[fastcar669]

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I have visited Yana a number of times and she's consistently does the business if her services are what you are looking for.

Yana carries out her massage fully clothed and offers HR together with tie and tease, prostate masshge and a few other services listed on her profile but only that and nothing else. It doesn't sound like much but she's bloody good at what she does.

there is ample on street parking nearby to her ground floor flat so access is easy and discrete.  the flat is always warm and spotless, a shower is always available with hot water and clean towels.

Lying face down on a low double bed, Yana offers a slow sensual massage with plenty of gentle finger slips between your cheeks and along your balls almost from the off. She uses a LOT of warm oil and sits on the bed whilst working her way up and down your body. the room has mirrors either side of the bed so good to watch her carry out her work. on the flip she gets to work and slowly brings you to the edge. Its hot to watch her work and she looks you straight in the eye whilst she brings you to the edge and then back down again. 

After cuming she cleans you down and then proceeds to gently work your arms and head and I almost nodded off I was so relaxed.

She's a great looking girl and a character, she can talk a bit but she's happy to be quiet and just relax you.

I really good professional service and if you take her likes and dislikes as read and don't expect any deviation from this you will not be disapointed

Well recommended 

[Jack_Jones77]

She's been on my wishlist for a while, is she within the town center in Southampton?

[Dirty_Parry]

She's been on my wishlist for a while, is she within the town center in Southampton?

I totally agree Yana is a well worthwhile punt. She is in the Portswood area.

[Jack_Jones77]

I totally agree Yana is a well worthwhile punt. She is in the Portswood area.

Thanks! That's near the St Deny's station right?

[Dav618id]

If you go on Goggle Maps, draw a line between St denys train to the cowherds pub, shes about 60% towards the cowherds hope that helps.

you could always text her for post code, just say for traveling

[houseboot]

I will be in the area later in the year so I hope to visit then.

Her AW profile states:-

"4 hands special £100/hr with my pretty Mum x"

Is this a new service? Anyone tried?

[fastcar669]

I will be in the area later in the year so I hope to visit then.

Her AW profile states:-

"4 hands special £100/hr with my pretty Mum x"

Is this a new service? Anyone tried?

This makes more sense than it sounds, I believe her mum has just moved over here - I am intrigued, I may have to give this a go! - 

[stefanow]

It also makes sense why she is so busy at the moment - I tried booking her first thing in the morning about a week ago, and was told she was
busy until 5.30pm...  I'd love to meet her with her Mum... nothing wrong with that is there???

[Paris69]

It also makes sense why she is so busy at the moment - I tried booking her first thing in the morning about a week ago, and was told she was
busy until 5.30pm...  I'd love to meet her with her Mum... nothing wrong with that is there???

But her mum is 103 

[fastcar669]

But her mum is 103 

I’ll let you know 

[fastcar669]

I can confirm, her mum is not 103 

[AGS1]

May have to take the plunge with this one. I understand its fully clothed but do they allow any touching over the clothes?

[fastcar669]

May have to take the plunge with this one. I understand its fully clothed but do they allow any touching over the clothes?

A bit of stroking but never pushed further and didn’t want to really.  It’s more about lying back and enjoying the hour.

[Marsh Mitch]

A bit of stroking but never pushed further and didn’t want to really.  It’s more about lying back and enjoying the hour.

Is Yana working currently ?

[Dirty_Parry]

Is Yana working currently ?

Yes she is.

[Marsh Mitch]

Yes she is.

Thanks for the update. Does yana do hard massage like the Chinese or the softer Swedish one only ? 

[axxsas989]

I can confirm, her mum is not 103 

have you gone for the 4 hand session? how was it?

[fastcar669]

have you gone for the 4 hand session? how was it?

Yana is too young for her mother to be 103   

[axxsas989]

Yana is too young for her mother to be 103   

Don’t know what you mean by this. Can you describe her looks and if her service is similar to Yana’s please?

[Dav618id]

Don’t know what you mean by this. Can you describe her looks and if her service is similar to Yana’s please?

Her mum would have to be 69 at time of birth.
Hadn't seen her mum, but intrigued..(keep looking for new profile to have one on one) might phone and ask.
Yana is very pretty, very talkative, very good at her job.

[Adam940]

If only she put some better photos

[Chooser]

Intrigued and tempted ! Has anyone actually had the 4 hand massage with Yana and her “pretty mum?” If so, please post a review.

[axxsas989]

Her mum would have to be 69 at time of birth.
Hadn't seen her mum, but intrigued..(keep looking for new profile to have one on one) might phone and ask.
Yana is very pretty, very talkative, very good at her job.

Why are there so many weird responses on this thread. Has anyone seen Yana's mum or not?

[Chooser]

  Simples!! 

[Dav618id]

Why are there so many weird responses on this thread. Has anyone seen Yana's mum or not?

my response was meant to be from the twat that said yanas mum is 103.
Quoted the wrong quote.  If you're interested in seeing yana or her mum or both go see them, can't wait for your review.
If your not interested in massage service providers don't read thread..

[axxsas989]

my response was meant to be from the twat that said yanas mum is 103.
Quoted the wrong quote.  If you're interested in seeing yana or her mum or both go see them, can't wait for your review.
If your not interested in massage service providers don't read thread..

fast car is giving the impression he has seen her but not giving any details, I'm waiting for him to reveal some information but he's leaving some thick comments about her being 103.

[Chooser]

Hi Fastcar - time to stand up and be counted methinks! If you have actually seen Yana and her mum together, then FFS post a review please. That will clarify the situation one way or another. 

[fastcar669]

fast car is giving the impression he has seen her but not giving any details, I'm waiting for him to reveal some information but he's leaving some thick comments about her being 103.

Thick comments ? - suggesting herr mother is 103 when Yana is in her 30's is thick fella, and I wasn't the one who suggested she was 103 -  - do try and keep up FYI she's in her late 50's - 60ish.

As we are currently in lockdown, I won't be doing a review until this has been lifted

[fastcar669]

Hi Fastcar - time to stand up and be counted methinks! If you have actually seen Yana and her mum together, then FFS post a review please. That will clarify the situation one way or another. 

when we are out of lockdown - I will be doing so

[axxsas989]

when we are out of lockdown - I will be doing so

why are you waiting until we are out of lockdown? You must be proud of holding back information just because you think others shouldn't be going out. Remind me of the type to sit in the overtaking lane doing the speed limit when inside lanes are clear.

[Chooser]

Good comment! It was OK for Fastcar to post a review on March 10th re Yana but now he’s gone all coy! I’m beginning to smell a rat somewhere along the line! Something is definitely not ringing true here!! 

[fastcar669]

Good comment! It was OK for Fastcar to post a review on March 10th re Yana but now he’s gone all coy! I’m beginning to smell a rat somewhere along the line! Something is definitely not ringing true here!! 

As a new member from Jan I have posted five reviews of punts I've had within the last 12 months as per the rules. My initial review mentioned no date of when the meeting happened but as someone who has seen her a few times I did my bit and posted a review.

As for smelling rats - I don't give a fuck what you think, if you disagree with anything Ive posted or feel its inaccurate then please share your findings, otherwise
go see her yourself and post your review 

As for going coy, I will write a review as per rulers, ie within 6 months.  writing immediate reviews of WG's in the middle of a lock down may put them in a difficult / awkward situation, and for what? because you can't be bothered to wait?

 

[fastcar669]

why are you waiting until we are out of lockdown? You must be proud of holding back information just because you think others shouldn't be going out. Remind me of the type to sit in the overtaking lane doing the speed limit when inside lanes are clear.

Hahahaa - why not try posting a review first, Your hardly setting the world alight with your contributions are you 

[Chooser]

Good comment! It was OK for Fastcar to post a review on March 10th re Yana but now he’s gone all coy! I’m beginning to smell a rat somewhere along the line! Something is definitely not ringing true here!! 

Looks like Fastcar is one of those mega annoying twits who will always be right and always want the last word or 22!! Surely he’s recognised there is enough GENUINE interest in seeing a review of Yana and her “mum!”
If you have actually seen them together, then there is no believable reason why you shouldn’t post a review. After all, that’s what UKP is all about. JFDI please!   

[axxsas989]

As a new member from Jan I have posted five reviews of punts I've had within the last 12 months as per the rules. My initial review mentioned no date of when the meeting happened but as someone who has seen her a few times I did my bit and posted a review.

As for smelling rats - I don't give a fuck what you think, if you disagree with anything Ive posted or feel its inaccurate then please share your findings, otherwise
go see her yourself and post your review 

As for going coy, I will write a review as per rulers, ie within 6 months.  writing immediate reviews of WG's in the middle of a lock down may put them in a difficult / awkward situation, and for what? because you can't be bothered to wait?

 

How good of you mate, keep protecting the SP, she needs you to to look after her. If you post a review her phone might blow up! What a time wasting plonker you are

[webpunter]

Why don't you ask some more Q's, which is your fave thing to do
This will get your post cunt count up
6 out of the 7 [so far] are on this thread

Look on the positive as you are forging an amazing track record on here
We can't wait until your next instalment
I can see loads coming as its the easter holidays v.soon
And you've already made one 'mate'   

How good of you mate, keep protecting the SP, she needs you to to look after her. If you post a review her phone might blow up! What a time wasting plonker you are

Edit:  apologies for the typo above, must have been a freudian slip.  Ooops

[Kimeen]

Fastcar thank you for your review and your overall contribution to the forum since becoming a member. Much appreciated.

[houseboot]

Looks like Fastcar is one of those mega annoying twits who will always be right and always want the last word or 22!! Surely he’s recognised there is enough GENUINE interest in seeing a review of Yana and her “mum!”
If you have actually seen them together, then there is no believable reason why you shouldn’t post a review. After all, that’s what UKP is all about. JFDI please!   

You seem obsessed by Yana both here and on previous threads.

At least Fastcar has visited & reviewed.

He's given you enough information to make a decision to visit or not.

Stop whinging.

[Chooser]

Not whinging at all! Just disappointed not to receive an answer to my specific question which was about four handed massage - not Yana on her own.

I suggest you read posts thoroughly before making unjustified and useless comments!! 

[houseboot]

Not whinging at all! Just disappointed not to receive an answer to my specific question which was about four handed massage - not Yana on her own.

I suggest you read posts thoroughly before making unjustified and useless comments!! 

Not unjustified at all.

You continually made demanding, aggressive comments on the previous thread and you've been doing the same thing here.

Chill.

It's not all about what you want. The OP has Reviewed the SP. Whether he has had a 4 hander with her mum too is for him to 'reveal if, and when, he wants too. Trying to bully him, or anyone else, isn't going to help.

[Chooser]

Spoken like a true bully!!

Time to leave this thread to the contributors of pointless posts! Glad to be able to help fill their sad lives. I would have thought that forum helpers were meant to be more positive and constructive. Clearly not in Houseboot’s case.

[webpunter]

Bless your cotton socks
Feeling bullied are you ?
You need to grow some

You are endearing yourself to other UKP'ers
With consumate ease
Congratulations
As promising future on here beckons 

As for HB being a FH, IMO he has hit the nail on the head

Spoken like a true bully!!

Time to leave this thread to the contributors of pointless posts! Glad to be able to help fill their sad lives. I would have thought that forum helpers were meant to be more positive and constructive. Clearly not in Houseboot’s case.

[Chooser]

Who the fuck asked for your keyboard warrior’s useless and uninformed opinion regarding a genuine enquiry about which you clearly have no knowledge or vaguely intelligent understanding!!  Another post by a prat who clearly needs to get a life.

[webpunter]

I'm trembling
Mummy not give you some bitty tonight ? 

Who the fuck asked for your keyboard warrior useless, uninformed opinion about a genuine enquiry about which you clearly have no knowledge !! 

[Chooser]

My point proved. I rest my case.