Author Topic: ENGLISH-LISA, Heathrow: Fantastic time with this absolute Nymph  (Read 8768 times)


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Offline sunnyv4

Review for English-Lisa

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This is my first review on here, so excuse me if I make a mistake. Will try to do the best.
This happened today. I called her yesterday but no answer. I booked another girl for today but this morning she texts me her details straight away. Now I had read her reviews on here so was tempted to switch to her. Luckily, when I messaged the other girl, she said that some of the things I wanted were extra, so that booking fell through and I confirmed to Lisa that I will come see her in the afternoon. I did that over the phone, alongwith telling her the things I like. She said everything was fine.
Went to the hotel and texted her, she gave me the room number. Chose to park in the hotel parking which was paid. This was in Heathrow area.
When I entered the room, i could tell she aint 29 yrs old. But I knew that going in. She was sweet and smiley. Sorted the paperwork out and straight onto a snog fest. She kisses you like you are her boyfriend whom she is seeing after a year! Great freaking 5 mins spent on that. Lifted her n she wrapped her legs around me, without breaking the lip contact. Threw her on the bed and took her panties off. Wanted to eat her out, but had read that she wasnt fresh for one of the guys on here. Luckily, she was fresh this time and i ate her for a good 5-7 mins and MY GOD she loves it!! Kept encouraging me and moaning like she was gonna cum. She said I was gonna make her squirt. She asked me to lay on the floor so she could squirt on me, as she was close. She tried, it almosr happened but didnt.
Then onto the reason I was there. The head. she blew me like a champ. If there was a world cup of BJs, she ll be the champion. Lots of spit, lots of DT action and FF. I lifted her up and started eating (yes eating) her tits and she was going crazy! A couple of mins later, I wanted to be inside her so she started putting the condom on but it was small and wont go on.. She went back to blowing me as i was starting to get limp. Hard in non time and this time, she stretched the condom n put it on and it was all good. Next moment, I am inside her n pounding her in missionary. She was shaking and trembling (am sure she is a pro but would like to think some of it was real). Kept fucking in that position (am not a fan of doggy, so missionary and cowgirl are my favs) and a few mins later I came. Both of us were covered in sweat.
we wiped ourselves down with wipes n just started chatting for a while. She told me where she was from and vice versa. Some talk about her ex, her kids and so on. With 15 mins to go, I reminded her that i like to spank a girl. she had a heart shaped wip and i went to town on that spankable ass. used the wip about 10-12 times n then my hands. I was also fingering her alternatively with the spanks. This got me really hard n she noticed and immediately dropped to her knees and next thing I know, I am burried deep in her mouth. A couple of mins later, Put the condom on n asked her to ride me. As she did that I kept eating her tits deep like theres no tomorrow. She tells me she would squirt now, but I wanted to cum first. As soon as I cum she asks me to lay down on the floor (didnt want to get the sheets dirty), stand on top of my chest and as soon as she touches her pussy, I could see a shower of squirt on my body (must have done something right :P).
Came up, ate her tits more n a snog. Dress up and leave with a hug.


Looks: 6.5 or 7/10
Service: 9/10 (I say 9 coz i dont think theres a 10. But who knows).
Cant point any other negative, besides the fact that when i asked her age, she said 32. I asked again n she stuck with that number. Now I am not good with these things but she didnt look 32. BUT, she was still probably the best fuck I have ever had. Give her a try.


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NBA

You saved me the time of reading the review  :thumbsup:. EDIT: On reading a bit of the review its touty. Look at the end. Best fuck I've had and give her a try. LOL.
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What has American basketball got to do with this review? NBA?

No blacks policy

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No blacks policy

That is so unfair. Stereotyping people of a certain race. A lot of Polish ladies exclude them. This is really sad.

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even with the NBA this one is still high on my HL as she ticks a lot of boxes

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Offline last_days_of_logan

even with the NBA this one is still high on my HL as she ticks a lot of boxes

No ass, not even with the angles.

Offline last_days_of_logan

You saved me the time of reading the review  :thumbsup:. EDIT: On reading a bit of the review its touty. Look at the end. Best fuck I've had and give her a try. LOL.

Completely agree

I smell tout more than anything

Offline deek12345

One indication of possible touting is when the review says things like "she kisses you like you are her boyfriend" etc, (as opposed to " she kissed ME like i was her boyfriend"), What ??, always kisses like that ??

Cant remember if he advised us to "treat her well"

This guy has only one review, of one meeting, but talks as if he knows the WG well, and knows for sure her way of doing things with all other punters.

It's always hard for a WG writing her own review to pitch that false review of herself quite right, and that's why the UKP brotherhood can usually smell a rat.

She might be fun to be with, but i wouldn't base that on this review
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Offline sunnyv4

Not sure how to prove to you this this was an honest review.
But it was. If you read other reviews of hers, they don’t disagree with me on much.

- most of them say she gives the best head
- I remember reading on one of them that she kisses well
- about kissing like a boyfriend, again I don’t know what’s wrong with saying that

I guess it’s your call if you wanna believe it or not. I am new to punting and new to the UK. So yes, this is my only review. I’ll try n do better next time.

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I am Asian, but seeing a NBA just puts me off completely. Not sure why.
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Not sure how to prove to you this this was an honest review.
But it was. If you read other reviews of hers, they don’t disagree with me on much.

- most of them say she gives the best head
- I remember reading on one of them that she kisses well
- about kissing like a boyfriend, again I don’t know what’s wrong with saying that

I guess it’s your call if you wanna believe it or not. I am new to punting and new to the UK. So yes, this is my only review. I’ll try n do better next time.
Who else have you visited in the last six months? There's still time to post a review under Forum rules.

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even with the NBA this one is still high on my HL as she ticks a lot of boxes

I thought you were black? How will you see her? Will you say you have Revitiligo like uncle ruckus from the boondocks?


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I saw her yesterday evening, most probably after the OP because the whip was still on the floor and she did have red marks on her ass. She said they were from a client who also slapped her.
Did a review for her in September and not sure if I'm allowed to do another so soon.
Suffice to say she was as good as the last time I reviewed her.

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I need to see her!

She only seems to work sporadically though.

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Did a review for her in September and not sure if I'm allowed to do another so soon.
Suffice to say she was as good as the last time I reviewed her.

According to the current site rules you are allowed to post a review if the event took place within the last six months (12months for new members). There is nothing stopping you from posting another review about her.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

Offline kungpo

I thought you were black? How will you see her? Will you say you have Revitiligo like uncle ruckus from the boondocks?

 :lol: :lol:

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I saw her yesterday evening, most probably after the OP because the whip was still on the floor and she did have red marks on her ass. She said they were from a client who also slapped her.
Did a review for her in September and not sure if I'm allowed to do another so soon.
Suffice to say she was as good as the last time I reviewed her.

That was me. First I used the whip and then the hands.

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I thought you were black? How will you see her? Will you say you have Revitiligo like uncle ruckus from the boondocks?

lol
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Who else have you visited in the last six months? There's still time to post a review under Forum rules.

Nobody. Like I said, This was my first review and I am new to punting.
Although, I do see the point the other guy was making about ''she kisses you'' as opposed to ''she kissed me'' coming across fishy.
Well, live and learn

Offline sunnyv4

I need to see her!

She only seems to work sporadically though.

She mentioned she only comes here on weekends. Lives up north. When asked why, she said she didnt want her family to know and also, Heathrow gives her better money. Although given that she charges 120 per hour, makes me wonder about the rates where she lives.

Offline Jedi123

Completely agree

I smell tout more than anything

I don't think he's touting. He has given her 6.5 or 7 for looks and has stated that she looks above her stated age.


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Don't think she even needs touting really from their POV.

8/8 positive reviews before this one and she had a fair enough amount of hype to her name in the last 6 months.

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I thought you were black? How will you see her? Will you say you have Revitiligo like uncle ruckus from the boondocks?

looooool

im mixed but dark

in my early days of punting i used to see so many nba policy wg's, only once i ever got turned away
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looooool

im mixed but dark

in my early days of punting i used to see so many nba policy wg's, only once i ever got turned away

Ah I see, makes sense then.

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looooool

im mixed but dark

in my early days of punting i used to see so many nba policy wg's, only once i ever got turned away

Bruv, teach me your ways! Haha.

Offline sexilicous7

I have done a review for her as well and this one seems pretty accurate. She is definitely a pleaser

Offline iq129

I have done a review for her as well and this one seems pretty accurate. She is definitely a pleaser

My first question is always whether the girl has fag (smoky) breath.

Offline Deeplove

My 2 cents on her would be that she can definitely suck you dry, I have seen her twice, both times OWO and she just keeps going, only issue is my balls hurt the next few days after she's had her fun, no sex as I am a BJ guy unless the girl is fit and I see some nice rack.
I am planning to see her next week now.

Offline bst

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Pimp issue. I have punted from this group/pimp before. The profile format is the giveaway. Some time before virus when I was flying into Heathrow. Bumped into punter on his way out, a brother. When I got in the prossie went on a random positive rant about being refereshing having a black client as her "manager" doesn't let her fuck black guys but she is working by herself today  :unknown:
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Offline last_days_of_logan

I thought you were black? How will you see her? Will you say you have Revitiligo like uncle ruckus from the boondocks?

Snap

I thought the same thing

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Ah I see, makes sense then.

Actually no it doesnt....alot of WGs NBA policy is all about mixed or black. Dont know how he manages it

NBA policies are firm for guys like me cause of the build and skin color. no biggie

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Pimp issue. I have punted from this group/pimp before. The profile format is the giveaway. Some time before virus when I was flying into Heathrow. Bumped into punter on his way out, a brother. When I got in the prossie went on a random positive rant about being refereshing having a black client as her "manager" doesn't let her fuck black guys but she is working by herself today  :unknown:

very enlightening

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Actually no it doesnt....alot of WGs NBA policy is all about mixed or black. Dont know how he manages it

NBA policies are firm for guys like me cause of the build and skin color. no biggie

Technically he is mixed so he can get through the NBA loophole with persuasion, even though we may see him as our fellow kind, the WGs may differ with that. It translates to civvy world aswell, have you not come across white women that don't like black guys but love mixed guys?. I don't see why it would not translate into punting aswell. It's no biggie indeed, just a random NBA WG lol.

Punther if you do see her let us know how it goes and if you manage to slip through the NBA loophole  :D.

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Bruv, teach me your ways! Haha.

Actually no it doesnt....alot of WGs NBA policy is all about mixed or black. Dont know how he manages it

NBA policies are firm for guys like me cause of the build and skin color. no biggie

honestly, all i did is just turn up lol. Just hoped when they saw me they'd think fuck it lets do this lol, always had a plan b lined up just incase

Technically he is mixed so he can get through the NBA loophole with persuasion, even though we may see him as our fellow kind, the WGs may differ with that. It translates to civvy world aswell, have you not come across white women that don't like black guys but love mixed guys?. I don't see why it would not translate into punting aswell. It's no biggie indeed, just a random NBA WG lol.

Punther if you do see her let us know how it goes and if you manage to slip through the NBA loophole  :D.

yeah i will
it's what 'punting' is about...taking a chance
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Offline mightymunce

I am Asian, but seeing a NBA just puts me off completely. Not sure why.

I am white and I can't imagine what it's lke to be told that I can't punt because of skin colour. It's harsh!

Offline iq129

To the OP: Does she have smoky fag breath?

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I thought it was the opposite as nearly all NBA basketball players are blacks. So an NBA policy ought to mean blacks only.

Offline bst

very enlightening

External Link/Members Only another one who occassionally works for this "manager"
You will note the same thing. Looks like last she worked she was in Rochester by herself, with another group, or whatever. No mention or issue with what clients are.
Then when she is in Heathrow area, working with this lot, all of a sudden she posts no black guys (and her profile writing changes to the same format that is a tell to me)


Does make you wonder. Well it does make me wonder, cos I'm a nosey cunt!  :lol: I wonder if e.g. white racist pimp. Or they are trying to hook old white guys coming off planes like myself? Fuck knows.

Also makes the nosy part of me wonder how some of these pimps recruit so many birds and from different backgrounds. The one I punted was an urban London type (if I recall she said she travelled all the way from East London, better for her because of no chance of seeing her locals etc), the prossie on this review is from up north?? Then this Elena is an Italian/Italian-Germany low-end model??
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Anyway I guess if I am offering any really useful intel, it's that if brothers really want to see Lisa, keep an eye out for when she's in other locations/working with other groups/another "manager"
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Although given that she charges 120 per hour, makes me wonder about the rates where she lives.
True and plus all the extra overheads and then not even all for herself if what I think I know is the facts.
But on the other hand this is where we have to realise how fruitful the same game can be.
Let's say for sake of argument she works a 5 day week at the day job for £400. Just 6 hour bookings over her weekend trip to heathrow and she's increased her weekly earnings by 50% and covered the return train, even if Sergei is only paying her 40 out of the 120...
And as you allude, that probably goes even further up north.
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Anyway I guess if I am offering any really useful intel, it's that if brothers really want to see Lisa, keep an eye out for when she's in other locations/working with other groups/another "manager"

It is useful intel. Me personally though, the second I see NBA it's a permanent no from me, I do not care how hot they are or how good the service is... they are literally saying they don't want or need our custom. Pimp or no pimp, it goes against my principles to see someone or give something to someone who is complicit or explicit in the fact that they would rather you not show up or be around. I appreciate the honesty as it saves time and a disaster but I would never consider even if the NBA policy got removed, because now the concern will always be there. 

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It is useful intel. Me personally though, the second I see NBA it's a permanent no from me, I do not care how hot they are or how good the service is... they are literally saying they don't want or need our custom. Pimp or no pimp, it goes against my principles to see someone or give something to someone who is complicit or explicit in the fact that they would rather you not show up or be around. I appreciate the honesty as it saves time and a disaster but I would never consider even if the NBA policy got removed, because now the concern will always be there.

Yes. 100% this!
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It is useful intel. Me personally though, the second I see NBA it's a permanent no from me, I do not care how hot they are or how good the service is... they are literally saying they don't want or need our custom. Pimp or no pimp, it goes against my principles to see someone or give something to someone who is complicit or explicit in the fact that they would rather you not show up or be around. I appreciate the honesty as it saves time and a disaster but I would never consider even if the NBA policy got removed, because now the concern will always be there.

I feel you and your reasoning 100%. Complicit being a key point.

I am Asian, but seeing a NBA just puts me off completely. Not sure why.

I assume our good friend here is thinking along your lines, questioning the character of being involved in such activity. Whether explicit or complicit.

(Lol I have just seen his comment, so yes he does agree/think like you/this).
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