Author Topic: English Ivy - Bristol  (Read 4067 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6161664) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline YoungPunter


Review: In it for the money

Comms: The Comms were only good when the available now is on the profile. There is another SP, Mia: External Link/Members Only working with this girl and share one room for the services. If the other girl is busy with a Punt, you are made to wait outside even after you agree a time and arrive there on dot :angry: You'll get the approximate postcode first, when you arrive & park and tell the WG you arrived, you get the exact postcode :scare:

Location: Nearby the waterfront, buzzer to get in. This area is very public; This is the other entrance for the same building which has no lift and had to climb three flights of creaky and crammed stairs. Pay attention to this line from her profile: • My location is not particularly suitable for people who struggle with stairs. Happy to discuss. Queens Square car park, 15 minutes: £0.50, 30 minutes: £1.00, 45 minutes: £1.50, 1 hour: £2.00 :yahoo:

Booking: 30 mins/£80 (Agreed OWO, French kissing, RO, CIM and protected penetration). ;)

Service: Thought nothing could go wrong with an English WG :( The girl is definitely from the pics and of the said age. She is doing this out of no interest at all and purely to make some money to buy a car. Went in and was taken to the room, discussed the services and gave the monies. While she stashed, I went to the washroom to freshen up and started off with an FK which is not DFK (She said no tongue and that is an instant boner killer :crazy:) The room is very hot and I asked for a glass of water, she went to the door and yelled, "Mia, can I get a glass of water please?" Mia fetches a glass of water and peeps into the room while I am posing on the bed like Michelangelo's Adam :cool: Some more kissing and fondling and undressing. She must have lost weight as there are stretch marks all over the body. She is big, not fit, fluffy and flappy :blush: little bit more kissing (she pulls away) and sucking those tits while (she stares at the walls and ceiling), got a boner and asked her to do an OWO. Her OWO is sucking the 2-3 inches of the head and that's it. Rubber on and I asked her to come on top, she did but was not able to fuck or move that ass. I lost interest and felt the boner dying so, switched to mish and started pounding (clearly faked some moans and stares at the window and watch) Reminder1: Out of nowhere an in middle of some hopeless action, she reminded me that I got another 10 mins :thumbsdown: It's only been 10 mins, how come I got only 10 mins left? and she replied, "the time starts from the minute the door number is given" I stopped the action, pulled out and said that's outrageous. I totally lost interest and my boner. I went to the washroom, got cleaned and dressed up to leave. Reminder 2: "You still got 4 mins left" and I was like WTF :dash: Got up and came out. She shushed me and told me not to talk while going out but, Mia was already outside of the door checking her mobile and half-naked, may be ready for the next meet? All in all agreed for 30 mins but was out in 15 mins.

Looks: Dark hair and pretty nerdy looking face in early 20's. True of her profile photos.

Pros: I spent 10 mins thinking to come up with one positive at least, polite and that is it :manhater:

Cons: Time watcher, not interested in what she is doing, in it for the money, fake moans, faintly bad smelling pussy, stretch marks and fluffy body and very eager to get rid of you ASAP :angry:

Contact Info: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Overall: My second-worst ever punt with an English WG so far in a couple of years of my punting life :dash:

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Offline joninbristol

Appreciate the review, sorry you had a frankly very crap experience.
Bad personal hygiene on her half has no excuses, although her being polite is something that's always a surprise rather than expected.
Good of you to share your visit with us, especially as you TOFTT.

Gotta say "the time starts from the minute the door number is given" is a new one.
What next? Time is from when you first contact me via AW?....................
She'll go far. Hopefully. :wacko:

Anyways, she's just got blacklisted from me, thank you kind sir, hope your next punt is much better.  :hi:


« Last Edit: March 09, 2021, 03:56:28 pm by joninbristol »

Offline YoungPunter

@JonInBristol: Not had a decent punt lately and the field is draught with the lockdown so, thought nothing could go wrong with a young English WG :crazy:
I am looking for someone to post a review of Mia and if she is the same as well (I can say she is bigger than Ivy for sure) :wackogirl:
« Last Edit: March 09, 2021, 04:18:29 pm by YoungPunter »

Offline Bslad1987

Thanks for that had a look at 'that' earlier!

Offline victor989

Thanks for the review youngpunter, another one to avoid.
Just like you, I would think 'English WG -what could go wrong'.
Next time she would probably say 'Your time begins when I give you the postcode'   :crazy:

Offline LondonPete

Thanks for sharing.  "The time starts from the minute the door number is given" is the worst thing I have heard.  What a load of rubbish.  Thanks for the warning.

Offline Jonlove69

Thanks for the review. I saw her profile but the pictures put me right off. I’ve never seen anyone look so disinterested. There really are slim pickings at the moment. Let’s hope the Ivy’s are replaced by sweet scented roses once the restrictions are lifted  :thumbsup:

Offline markxj

Thanks for posting the review; definitely sounds like one to avoid

Offline YoungPunter

@Bslad1987: You are welcome, and this forum is to share and help others :hi:
@Victor989, @LondonPete: Yeah, the time begins shit is new to me and I was flabbergasted :scare: maybe next level is "Your time begins when you first make the contact" :D
@JonLlove69: She just wants to make some money as her part-time job is not providing enough to buy a car. Just not interested at all in doing this :thumbsdown:
@Markxj: Save time and money and better seek elsewhere is my humble suggestion :music:

Offline BogBog1

Cheers fella - this one was on my hotlist for when I feel like a bit of that "nerdy student" look. But she's now firmly OFF my hotlist. Sorry you had a bad one but thanks for sharing  :thumbsup:

Offline YoungPunter

@zakkmorrison: The essence of this forum is to share and help each other with the pitfalls. Glad this posting is helped you :hi:

Offline YoungPunter

Found the VS links for the above two profiles:
English Ivy: External Link/Members Only
X Mia X: External Link/Members Only

« Last Edit: March 14, 2021, 10:14:56 am by YoungPunter »