Advertising you hate

[billybobsmith]

I'm going to say all adverts.  Can't stand any of them.

Too many annoying characters; too much wokeness; fakeness etc.

Can't say any ad in years has made me want to rush out to some carpet / sofa shop in my new £80k electric 4x4 insured by some opera singer or meerkat and pay for by winning the postcode lottery, along the usual empty city streets.....

[mr.bluesky]

Safe Style windows with David Seaman, why on earth he appears in this crappy advert is a mystery ( I know for the money) but he can't be short of a few bob.

[alabama1]

The Gold Reserve jewellery  advert that's always on during the GB News break. What a very annoying Welsh person he is !

[alabama1]

Oh, and the Moneysupermarket ad. It was a perfect handbrake turn into the parking spot, and Judie Dench rated it only 4 out of 10 !!

[Punterperson1971]

Those stupid verisure adverts where they are discussing a break in them the knobhead says “maybe we should get one”

[StingRay]

Safe Style windows with David Seaman, why on earth he appears in this crappy advert is a mystery ( I know for the money) but he can't be short of a few bob.

Google suggests net worth around $14 million (£11.5 million) 

[sparkus]

George Clooney and his fucking coffee pods

[DouglasReynholm]

Google suggests net worth around $14 million (£11.5 million) 

Does Gary Lineker do any ads now? What a daft cunt, marrying a model half his age then giving her millions when she dumped him, probably worked out at 25 grand a shag. NB This is nothing to do with anything political BTW. 

[catweazle]

Back in the day when it was permitted thre used to be loads of cigarette adverts. Even now  they advertise  in all sorts of ways.  However  when challenged   the tobacco companies  response is that there is no evidence that proves that advertising  influences the public. By extension,  that  argument  applies to all advertising.  So, if it doesn't work, why spend billions on it?

[mr.bluesky]

Back in the day when it was permitted thre used to be loads of cigarette adverts. Even now  they advertise  in all sorts of ways.  However  when challenged   the tobacco companies  response is that there is no evidence that proves that advertising  influences the public. By extension,  that  argument  applies to all advertising.  So, if it doesn't work, why spend billions on it?

Used to love the Hamlet cigar adverts, they were always funny especially the photo booth one  (look it up on you tube) with Gregor Fisher who went on to play Rab C Nesbitt. 

[badsin]

Back in the day when it was permitted thre used to be loads of cigarette adverts. Even now  they advertise  in all sorts of ways.  However  when challenged   the tobacco companies  response is that there is no evidence that proves that advertising  influences the public. By extension,  that  argument  applies to all advertising.  So, if it doesn't work, why spend billions on it?

When tabaco companies were forced to stop paying advertising, formula 1, darts etc...... their profits went up. As they still had a similar income, but considerably lower expenditure

[Blackpool Rock]

When tabaco companies were forced to stop paying advertising, formula 1, darts etc...... their profits went up. As they still had a similar income, but considerably lower expenditure

Yeah not advertising boosts profits if nobody advertises but if one company / brand advertises then they benefit while the other loses out overall.

Some comedian did a sketch questioning why companies like Coca Cola spend Billions worldwide advertising then you walk into a pub and ask for a glass of Coke only to be told "Sorry sir we have Pepsi" to which the customer replies "yeah whatever" 

[Clitheroelad]

On The Beach.

The most annoying family you could ever have the misfortune to meet.

[mr.bluesky]

On The Beach.

The most annoying family you could ever have the misfortune to meet.

Yes that fat obnoxious kid licking the ice cream.  That little girl who drops hers  should shove that fat kids ice cream in his smug face.( unfortunately you do meet a lot of families like that when you go on holiday )

[myothernameis]

The recycle advert for electrical items, the one with the cat

[David1970]

Yes that fat obnoxious kid licking the ice cream.  That little girl who drops hers  should shove that fat kids ice cream in his smug face.( unfortunately you do meet a lot of families like that when you go on holiday )

That obnoxious family in the advert  would put me off booking a holiday with the company. I once got a last minute deal for an all inclusive holiday, the hotel was full of people like that family, never again.

[sparkus]

That obnoxious family in the advert  would put me off booking a holiday with the company. I once got a last minute deal for an all inclusive holiday, the hotel was full of people like that family, never again.

The kid is clearly going to be a horrendous adult and the mum is not so much better kicking flip flops at the silver fox by the pool. But she is a MILF and silver fox would find it easy to prise her from the Arthur Mullard dumpy dad for a quickie.

[NickA]

On The Beach.

The most annoying family you could ever have the misfortune to meet.

I dropped into this conversation because I just KNEW that fucking ad would be mentioned. Absolutely vile family, apart from the little girl. How can a company with money to spend get it so fucking wrong. Plus the use of a Christmas song in fucking March is truly getting on my growler.

Feel sorry for that lad in real life, though. He's probably bagged between three and five grand for licking that ice cream and waddling around the breakfast buffet, but scant compensation for a lifetime's worth of 'Aren't you that horrible fat kid off the telly ad?'

Incidentally, I have no idea what company is advertising. Not a scooby… beyond holiday company. All I see is fallen ice creams, dumpy mum jumping in the pool, old dad who looks like Peter Butterworth… Complete fail.

[sparkus]

I dropped into this conversation because I just KNEW that fucking ad would be mentioned. Absolutely vile family, apart from the little girl. How can a company with money to spend get it so fucking wrong. Plus the use of a Christmas song in fucking March is truly getting on my growler.

Feel sorry for that lad in real life, though. He's probably bagged between three and five grand for licking that ice cream and waddling around the breakfast buffet, but scant compensation for a lifetime's worth of 'Aren't you that horrible fat kid off the telly ad?'

Incidentally, I have no idea what company is advertising. Not a scooby… beyond holiday company. All I see is fallen ice creams, dumpy mum jumping in the pool, old dad who looks like Peter Butterworth… Complete fail.

True. I once met a lad on hols who played an annoying kid in an advert and he was bullied the shit out of (though he initially tried the "I'm famous, girls" thing).

[Backstreetboy]

Im AJ and I'm (fooking drop dead gorgeous!) 

[mr.bluesky]

Im AJ and I'm (fooking drop dead gorgeous!)

Apart from doing that advert I'd never heard of her before 

[mr.bluesky]

32 Red adverts with that talentless twat Keith Lemon / Leigh Francis or whatever name he goes by.

[David1970]

32 Red adverts with that talentless twat Keith Lemon / Leigh Francis or whatever name he goes by.

He is the most annoying cunt on TV

[Dave33ws6]

The kid is clearly going to be a horrendous adult and the mum is not so much better kicking flip flops at the silver fox by the pool. But she is a MILF and silver fox would find it easy to prise her from the Arthur Mullard dumpy dad for a quickie.

The silver fox has got a Keir Starmer look about him

[timsussex]

When tabaco companies were forced to stop paying advertising, formula 1, darts etc...... their profits went up. As they still had a similar income, but considerably lower expenditure

In the short term yes but they were no longer getting young people hooked on a 50 year habit - so they put money into vaping to get them started.

[Blackpool Rock]

In the short term yes but they were no longer getting young people hooked on a 50 year habit - so they put money into vaping to get them started.

Yes vaping was a good way for smokers to give up or help give up or at least cut down but now kids who have never smoked are hooked on vaping 
Need to look at banning all those nice fruity flavours you can buy 

[sparkus]

That bloody Deichmann one with the skinny blonde bird (though the curvy bird with dark hair in the ad is )

[StingRay]

Yes vaping was a good way for smokers to give up or help give up or at least cut down but now kids who have never smoked are hooked on vaping 
Need to look at banning all those nice fruity flavours you can buy 

I just love (NOT) to be walking along minding my own business only to be suddently engulfed in a huge cloud of cherry smelling smoke! 

[David1970]

I just love (NOT) to be walking along minding my own business only to be suddently engulfed in a huge cloud of cherry smelling smoke! 

Got agree with you, hate walking into the cloud of smoke, it’s disgusting.

[myothernameis]

Debbie McGee and the kitchen magic advert, wish she would disappear 

[DouglasReynholm]

Debbie McGee and the kitchen magic advert, wish she would disappear 

You think it's true about her and the Alsatian? If an advert joked about that it'd get the product some publicity alright.

[Punterperson1971]

I just love (NOT) to be walking along minding my own business only to be suddently engulfed in a huge cloud of cherry smelling smoke! 

Not just kids hooked I know of adults smoking just because their kids had a certain flavour vape and now they can’t stop using them

[StingRay]

You think it's true about her and the Alsatian? If an advert joked about that it'd get the product some publicity alright.

Clearly an alsation with no taste! 

[hornypunter]

Most ads irritate me ,current most annoying is Tesco mobile either the trolley and the well. However, I do like the snickers advert with two couples playing a game and swapping is mentioned with one female getting the wrong end of the stick.

[myothernameis]

The homething advert, for a cleaning product, where you just add water, the one with the guy who does the tap dancing

[myothernameis]

You think it's true about her and the Alsatian? If an advert joked about that it'd get the product some publicity alright.

The Alsatian was asked, how was the sex, he replied

Rough 

[DouglasReynholm]

The Alsatian was asked, how was the sex, he replied
Rough 

Apparently her and Paul were swingers but I don't know any details. I reckon this is the site where people might know though!

[mr.bluesky]

Apparently her and Paul were swingers but I don't know any details. I reckon this is the site where people might know though!

As the late Caroline Aherne said to her on her Mrs Merton chat show  "what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels"  classic 

[Dave33ws6]

The numan advert with the dolls

[Punterperson1971]

Emma mattress or octosmart mattress adverts why do they go on so long 

[sanchez]

The Coke advert with Gidi Hadid and her pasta party. 

The usual hyper cool get together with friends making fresh pasta and enjoying a Coca Cola. The bit that annoys me the most is I’m pretty sure they have gone to the trouble of adding fake cgi steam coming off the freshly made pasta.

They can all fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

 

[RandomGuy99]

The Tesco one with the weird smiley faces.

[DouglasReynholm]

The Tesco one with the weird smiley faces.

If you're not in front of me

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=299964.msg3795985#msg3795985

you're behind! 

[Dave33ws6]

The always platinum advert with the weird background music

[Corus Boy]

Some Irish bird sitting on the low telling how wonderful her panty pads are!

[myothernameis]

Some Irish bird sitting on the low telling how wonderful her panty pads are!

But you wish she was an escort 

[sparkus]

But you wish she was an escort 

I've even tried squinting to see if her bits can be seen

[sparkus]

Jane Plan and its cast of cunts. "I lost weight and it stayed lost." - sure about that love?

British Seniors and the coffin dodging "50 year old".

[myothernameis]

The slim-fast drink advert

[David1970]

Any charity advert that tries to guilt me into paying them money, using children or animals especially