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Offline MrBamboo

The "I dont know how you do it" pet insurance one....

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Victorian plumbing advert where the woman changes into an Italian style gangster.  Almost as annoying as the Virgin Atlantic advert  :dash:

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anything with that ginger bearded twat in the red and black suit and red bowler hat who looks like a fucking leprechaun.
He's in online gambling adverts shite, and plugs for either FatDonalds or Kompletely Fucked Chicken, can't  remember which

Offline george r

stella macca advertising audi  :angry:

Offline DouglasReynholm

Victorian plumbing advert where the woman changes into an Italian style gangster.  Almost as annoying as the Virgin Atlantic advert  :dash:
Amazing number of Mafiosi in adverts isn't there? Organized mass murders sells. Wonder how many there are on Italian TV. Remember the Dolmio ad, where the puppets were going to eat real pasta? It would have been hell to get out of the felt.

Offline StingRay

anything with that ginger bearded twat in the red and black suit and red bowler hat who looks like a fucking leprechaun.
He's in online gambling adverts shite, and plugs for either FatDonalds or Kompletely Fucked Chicken, can't  remember which

Agreed, he must be near the top of the advert tossers league, but most of the gambling adverts are pretty stupid and obnoxious anyway, in fact bordering on unacceptable except, of course, they pay millions for air time!
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The "I dont know how you do it" pet insurance one....
Really crap, dog shit in fact. It sounds funny on paper, but it isn't.

Offline Drayki

That new Mc Donald’s ad with that really annoying bird in the pink. Got to be the most annoying ad ever

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The "We buy any car" adverts where after realising they have sold their car they get out and start dancing Bloody annoying

Offline Punterperson1971

Opti smart mattress it just goes on and on,it’s normally on itv2,4 etc but is on for like almost 10 mins

Offline FLYING BLUE

The "We buy any car" adverts where after realising they have sold their car they get out and start dancing Bloody annoying

This one - 100% agreed - hate it  :thumbsdown:

Offline Blackpool Rock

The "We buy any car" adverts where after realising they have sold their car they get out and start dancing Bloody annoying
I actually find those quite funny  :D

Offline Blackpool Rock

Opti smart mattress it just goes on and on,it’s normally on itv2,4 etc but is on for like almost 10 mins
Ah yes don't they call those "infomercials" where you're not quite sure if it's an advert or some informative program

Offline Ghost89

The lenor adverts where people are in the bed sniffing the sheets and behaving like children cos the smell is so apparently nice. Does my fucking swede in!

Offline akauya

The "We buy any car" adverts where after realising they have sold their car they get out and start dancing Bloody annoying

Yes 100%, it's bloody annoying and it's on the radio too. Once I hear the bloody song goes round and round in my head!!  :wacko:

Actually puts me off selling anything, let alone a car, to them
« Last Edit: March 02, 2023, 03:42:28 pm by akauya »

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The Santander adverts with those two annoying Geordie dwarfs Ant and Dec where they visit a school to teach the kids about saving money.
Let's be honest most adverts are bloody annoying.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2023, 04:43:22 pm by mr.bluesky »

Offline Dave33ws6

The EE adverts promoting 'the UK's best network'. Hardly

Offline myothernameis

The "We buy any car" adverts where after realising they have sold their car they get out and start dancing Bloody annoying


Another one to add to car adverts, sell your car the motorway way

Offline David1970

Kleenex advert with people wiping snoot on their sleeves, disgusting. :vomit:

Online Coriniumstud

Can’t remember what it’s for
But the one with the ginger prick looking at a menu and asking for Gravlax

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Can’t remember what it’s for
But the one with the ginger prick looking at a menu and asking for Gravlax

Three mobile  :dash:

Would happily fuck the mother and her daughter though.

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Can’t remember what it’s for
But the one with the ginger prick looking at a menu and asking for Gravlax

For a minute there I thought you were talking about Prince Harry  :D

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For a minute there I thought you were talking about Prince Harry  :D

If I was it would have been
Annoying moaning grow a pair and stand up too your bitter and twisted wife you ginger prick

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If I was it would have been
Annoying moaning grow a pair and stand up too your bitter and twisted wife you ginger prick

Aaah yes, that's the one, that sums him up in a nutshell  :thumbsup:

Offline Corus Boy

Has the rapping and dancing Hey Car advert been mentioned?

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Offline Adoniron

Any which portray men as helpless children who can't do the most basic task with super capable wifey baling them out.

The vicks sinex courtroom one is the latest example.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Any which portray men as helpless children who can't do the most basic task with super capable wifey baling them out.

The vicks sinex courtroom one is the latest example.
Take your pick, loads of adverts happy to put men down

Offline Dave33ws6

The money supermarket advert with Dame Judi Dench... "full marks for the savings, four out of ten for the parking".

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The money supermarket advert with Dame Judi Dench... "full marks for the savings, four out of ten for the parking".

 :thumbsup: yes I nominated this advert too back in July last year . So bloody annoying
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The advert with Ian Botham in for that foot massager device. No wonder his legs ache, have you seen the size of him now ? I know he was called beefy when he played cricket but he must have spent all his time since retirement eating cakes and pies  :scare: Perhaps if the fat lump lost a bit of weight he wouldn't need a foot massager to improve his circulation  :unknown:
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The advert with Ian Botham in for that foot massager device. No wonder his legs ache, have you seen the size of him now ? I know he was called beefy when he played cricket but he must have spent all his time since retirement eating cakes and pies  :scare: Perhaps if the fat lump lost a bit of weight he wouldn't need a foot massager to improve his circulation  :unknown:
That advert is years old surprised he isn't advertising mobility scooters now.

Offline Drayki

Another one that gets on my nerves is the Ionas one with that ugly looking woman, want to put my foot through the tv every time I see it 

Offline DouglasReynholm

That advert is years old surprised he isn't advertising mobility scooters now.
That's still on? That was made years ago and yes the weight pressing down on your feet is a factor!

There's an obvious contender for worst advert now though isn't there ...

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Offline Blackpool Rock

The advert with Ian Botham in for that foot massager device. No wonder his legs ache, have you seen the size of him now ? I know he was called beefy when he played cricket but he must have spent all his time since retirement eating cakes and pies  :scare: Perhaps if the fat lump lost a bit of weight he wouldn't need a foot massager to improve his circulation  :unknown:
Yorkshire Pudding  :rolleyes:  :hi:

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Born on Merseyside, grew up in Somerset
Ah yeah i'm not into cricket and mixed him up with Geoffrey Boycott  :dash: Just a joke someone I know always says when anyone asks if he wants a Yorkshire pudding and he replies what a Geoffrey Boycott

Offline myothernameis

Meerkat compare the market adverts

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Another one that gets on my nerves is the Ionas one with that ugly looking woman, want to put my foot through the tv every time I see it

Just a bit, plus the ugly woke couple.

The previous knitting shop ginger woman is now in the annoying Zoopla ad too.

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Meerkat compare the market adverts

They we’re good 10 years ago but now they’re just shit

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They we’re good 10 years ago but now they’re just shit


Yeah, the novelty theme worn off a long time ago.
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Offline myothernameis

Its how you pronounce (High and dry)

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Offline Drayki

Another one that really pisses me off, the National lottery one, where the wind gets Mo’s lottery ticket, Ffs how fuckin ridiculous  :crazy: the cunt only probably won a tenner  :D

Offline myothernameis

Flo Organic Tampons

Do you have trouble down there

Offline Blackpool Rock

Another one that really pisses me off, the National lottery one, where the wind gets Mo’s lottery ticket, Ffs how fuckin ridiculous  :crazy: the cunt only probably won a tenner  :D
Only just twigged but not sure he should be doing that advert anyway  :unknown:
« Last Edit: March 08, 2023, 01:49:35 pm by Blackpool Rock »

Offline DouglasReynholm

Yeah, the novelty theme worn off a long time ago.
Not just that: he's Russian! They'd sell much more insurance if a Ukrainian meerkat appeared and shot him.  :D

Offline Blackpool Rock

Not just that: he's Russian! They'd sell much more insurance if a Ukrainian meerkat appeared and shot him.  :D
Especially life cover  :hi:

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Not just that: he's Russian! They'd sell much more insurance if a Ukrainian meerkat appeared and shot him.  :D

 :lol:


Offline myothernameis

Not just that: he's Russian! They'd sell much more insurance if a Ukrainian meerkat appeared and shot him.  :D

You should send you suggestion to the company that make this advert