Author Topic: Advertising you hate (Read 67269 times)

sparkus · « **Reply #200 on:** July 16, 2021, 03:34:50 pm »

Quote from: Matrix on July 16, 2021, 02:14:09 pm

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This fucking advert needs to die.

WARNING! It's that fucking Dominos Yodelling advert.

Tbh, all current fast food ads are pretty irritating eg. that "Drive thruuuuu! KFC! KFC!" one.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #201 on:** July 17, 2021, 10:15:58 am »

beelivery! All that screaming.

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #202 on:** July 17, 2021, 11:37:36 am »

Verisure alarms just annoying and crap acting

winkywanky · « **Reply #203 on:** July 17, 2021, 12:10:53 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on July 17, 2021, 11:37:36 am

Verisure alarms just annoying and crap acting

Yes. The one where two metrosexual guys talk across to each other from the steps up to their very des-res West London houses, within 5 seconds one has convinced the other to have fitted exactly what he's had fitted (probably for at least £2K) purely because they have some kind of bromance going on

.

And then the dinner party one, where the lady of the house talks to her opposite number and then calmly announces: we're having one of those then, aren't we darling? (I've instantly made my mind up after 2mins of girly chat, and you will do as you're told and pay for it, otherwise you will have no sex for a month while I pleasure myself with my rabbit).

If he were a real man he'd buy something like a Ring, spend a few hours fitting it himself and save them £1.5K.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #204 on:** July 17, 2021, 12:26:23 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on July 17, 2021, 12:10:53 pm

Yes. The one where two metrosexual guys talk across to each other from the steps up to their very des-res West London houses, within 5 seconds one has convinced the other to have fitted exactly what he's had fitted (probably for at least £2K) purely because they have some kind of bromance going on .

And then the dinner party one, where the lady of the house talks to her opposite number and then calmly announces: we're having one of those then, aren't we darling? (I've instantly made my mind up after 2mins of girly chat, and you will do as you're told and pay for it, otherwise you will have no sex for a month while I pleasure myself with my rabbit).

If he were a real man he'd buy something like a Ring, spend a few hours fitting it himself and save them £1.5K.

Couldn’t have put it better myself

Corus Boy · « **Reply #205 on:** July 17, 2021, 06:26:25 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on July 17, 2021, 11:37:36 am

Verisure alarms just annoying and crap acting

Especially the dominated nodding dog husbands?

Corus Boy · « **Reply #206 on:** July 17, 2021, 06:27:30 pm »

Intuit Quickbooks.

Taking care of business.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #207 on:** July 17, 2021, 06:46:09 pm »

Ladies shampoo & skincare adverts claiming to be the next big thing and skin care products make their skin feel younger,fuck that off we all know a big facial does wonders for their skin

Ghost89 · « **Reply #208 on:** July 17, 2021, 10:54:52 pm »

Veg. You have to eat them to beat them.

l4at · « **Reply #209 on:** July 17, 2021, 11:07:01 pm »

Ugh the JustEat advert with that stupid woman undergoing transformations or having food shoved at her.

Cinch - even the name of the company makes me cringe

The new Morrison’s advert, particularly when they decide to make the butcher float in the air with different meats floating around her.

Who the hell comes up with this crap?

NotTooOld4It · « **Reply #210 on:** July 18, 2021, 12:19:30 am »

Quote from: mikecee on March 09, 2021, 04:54:45 am

Those fucking meerkats.

Me too. They seem to get everywhere.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #211 on:** July 18, 2021, 02:51:39 pm »

SumUp Card Payments! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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sparkus · « **Reply #212 on:** July 18, 2021, 05:34:37 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on July 17, 2021, 06:26:25 pm

Especially the dominated nodding dog husbands?

They don't speak as the actors would have to be paid more. Looks so forced/fake though, on top of the wooden dialogue.

sparkus · « **Reply #213 on:** July 18, 2021, 05:35:30 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on July 17, 2021, 10:54:52 pm

Veg. You have to eat them to beat them.

I think you'd have to be primary school age to not suss this for the crap reverse psychological ruse that it is.

sparkus · « **Reply #214 on:** July 18, 2021, 05:36:11 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on July 17, 2021, 06:27:30 pm

Intuit Quickbooks.

Taking care of business.

"Hi, casting agency, I'm looking for the ugliest actors on your books..."

sparkus · « **Reply #215 on:** July 19, 2021, 08:56:39 pm »

The one with Opus' 'Life is Life' in it, one of the worst songs ever recorded.

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jonnw16 · « **Reply #216 on:** July 23, 2021, 10:33:29 am »

Quote from: Corus Boy on July 17, 2021, 06:27:30 pm

Intuit Quickbooks.

Taking care of business.

Not seen the TV advert, but they have a radio advert that annoys me intensely.

Would you trust accounting software that takes care of business 27 hours a day, 8 days a week?

Chorley · « **Reply #217 on:** July 23, 2021, 10:50:40 pm »

Off topic so feel free to remove, but those Starling Bank ads that are all over you YouTube are annoying as fuck!

Ghost89 · « **Reply #218 on:** July 24, 2021, 12:15:20 am »

The McDonald’s ad where people do nothing but laugh. Fuck it’s annoying!

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #219 on:** July 24, 2021, 10:34:07 am »

There’s another verisure alarm advert out now seen it twice and it’s annoying already.
Plus omaze.co.Uk to win a car and a house,bad reviews on line about this company

sparkus · « **Reply #220 on:** July 24, 2021, 08:27:24 pm »

The Asda one with that fat bloke actor voiceover. Trying to be upbeat but just sounds irritatingly camp when waxing lyrical about a "cooooling yoghurt dip".

"That's summer sorted." No it's not.

winkywanky · « **Reply #221 on:** July 24, 2021, 08:30:04 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on July 24, 2021, 08:27:24 pm

The Asda one with that fat bloke actor voiceover. Trying to be upbeat but just sounds irritatingly camp when waxing lyrical about a "cooooling yoghurt dip".

"That's summer sorted." No it's not.

Put some yogurt on the end of your cucumber and find a nice warm, wet orifice to dip it in, what's the problem with that?

sparkus · « **Reply #222 on:** July 25, 2021, 10:03:40 am »

Quote from: winkywanky on July 24, 2021, 08:30:04 pm

Put some yogurt on the end of your cucumber and find a nice warm, wet orifice to dip it in, what's the problem with that?

I'd rather not think about it in the context of giving it a "meze twist" when he's around

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #223 on:** July 25, 2021, 11:53:09 am »

Dominos Pizza. Makes me fucking cringe.

abridgetofar · « **Reply #224 on:** July 26, 2021, 09:22:34 am »

Anything with that lanky streak of piss Rylan Clarke advertising

ordinarybloke · « **Reply #225 on:** July 26, 2021, 01:59:38 pm »

Chorley · « **Reply #226 on:** July 26, 2021, 02:42:35 pm »

Quote from: abridgetofar on July 26, 2021, 09:22:34 am

Anything with that lanky streak of piss Rylan Clarke advertising

I don't mind him actually. I've no idea why as Allan Carr gets right on my nerves!

sparkus · « **Reply #227 on:** July 31, 2021, 10:06:26 pm »

The "YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!" climate change kids.

Ghost89 · « **Reply #228 on:** August 01, 2021, 08:32:35 pm »

Any advert that is long and drawn out.

Londonpunter30 · « **Reply #229 on:** August 02, 2021, 08:33:00 am »

The “look who’s back” rapping kids adverts.

sparkus · « **Reply #230 on:** August 03, 2021, 12:45:33 am »

"DO IT FOR YORKSHIRE!!!"

opel70 · « **Reply #231 on:** August 03, 2021, 11:57:35 am »

Currently for me, its these:
The haribo advert, cringeworthy everytime, blokes with playground voices.
Claudia winkleman's hair ad- what long forgotten time warp is she stuck in.
Supermodels advertising some crap so normal joe/jane can look as good as them.
All the adverts on the non-main channels especially the ones offering loans, then you see the rip-off extortionate rates in small print.

sparkus · « **Reply #232 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:09:27 pm »

Voxi and their UNLIMITED data social media excitement for some ditzy bird.

Vodafone and the Saddam Hussein lookalike's messing around with dating apps with his annoying offspring.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #233 on:** August 06, 2021, 12:31:27 am »

Quote from: sparkus on August 05, 2021, 11:09:27 pm

Voxi and their UNLIMITED data social media excitement for some ditzy bird.

Vodafone and the Saddam Hussein lookalike's messing around with dating apps with his annoying offspring.

The question is would UKP qualify for this free data

rockstar · « **Reply #234 on:** August 06, 2021, 08:08:43 pm »

Quote from: opel70 on August 03, 2021, 11:57:35 am

Currently for me, its these:
The haribo advert, cringeworthy everytime, blokes with playground voices.
Claudia winkleman's hair ad- what long forgotten time warp is she stuck in.
Supermodels advertising some crap so normal joe/jane can look as good as them.
All the adverts on the non-main channels especially the ones offering loans, then you see the rip-off extortionate rates in small print.

What is Claudia Winkleman even famous for ?

winkywanky · « **Reply #235 on:** August 06, 2021, 09:12:01 pm »

Quote from: rockstar on August 06, 2021, 08:08:43 pm

What is Claudia Winkleman even famous for ?

95%, Strictly Come Dancing.

To be fair to her, she is very good on that, especially alongside Ms. Daly.

But FFS, the shampoo ad is utterly cringe-making

sparkus · « **Reply #236 on:** August 06, 2021, 10:46:26 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 06, 2021, 09:12:01 pm

95%, Strictly Come Dancing.

To be fair to her, she is very good on that, especially alongside Ms. Daly.

But FFS, the shampoo ad is utterly cringe-making

Daughter of Eve Pollard, who I once met in the flesh about 20 years ago and scrubbed up decently in a GILF kinda way.

winkywanky · « **Reply #237 on:** August 06, 2021, 10:51:51 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on August 06, 2021, 10:46:26 pm

Daughter of Eve Pollard, who I once met in the flesh about 20 years ago and scrubbed up decently in a GILF kinda way.

I never knew that!

She couldn't be more different from her mum, although perhaps that's more to do with the jet black hair and the ludicrous amount of make-up she wears

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I can see why you liked Ms. Pollard, she is the proud owner of a lovely comfy pair of tits

Chooser · « **Reply #238 on:** August 06, 2021, 11:18:05 pm »

Quote from: rockstar on August 06, 2021, 08:08:43 pm

What is Claudia Winkleman even famous for ?

Probably the most god awful ridiculous looking hairstyle in creation??

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #239 on:** August 07, 2021, 07:55:18 am »

Quote from: rockstar on August 06, 2021, 08:08:43 pm

What is Claudia Winkleman even famous for ?

Sticking snow up her nose

She's one of those strange ones that you're not sure if you fancy her or not however the older she gets and the amount of makeup she appears to cake on and that question was settled for me a few years ago

Ghost89 · « **Reply #240 on:** August 07, 2021, 09:24:05 am »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on August 07, 2021, 07:55:18 am

Sticking snow up her nose

She's one of those strange ones that you're not sure if you fancy her or not however the older she gets and the amount of makeup she appears to cake on and that question was settled for me a few years ago

Yeah but I’d still fuck her mouth.

simping · « **Reply #241 on:** August 07, 2021, 03:41:38 pm »

Go com--

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Payyourwaymate · « **Reply #242 on:** August 07, 2021, 07:38:19 pm »

Not really a TV ad but this.

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rockstar · « **Reply #243 on:** August 09, 2021, 10:50:55 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 06, 2021, 10:51:51 pm

I never knew that!

She couldn't be more different from her mum, although perhaps that's more to do with the jet black hair and the ludicrous amount of make-up she wears .

I can see why you liked Ms. Pollard, she is the proud owner of a lovely comfy pair of tits

I never knew that either !

sparkus · « **Reply #244 on:** August 14, 2021, 12:06:25 pm »

Any ad for the Royal Navy on at the moment.

"I was born in (insert shitpit), but I was made in the Royal Navy."

winkywanky · « **Reply #245 on:** August 14, 2021, 12:16:03 pm »

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winkywanky · « **Reply #246 on:** August 14, 2021, 12:17:12 pm »

Inserting into the shitpit...

catweazle · « **Reply #247 on:** August 15, 2021, 02:54:33 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 06, 2021, 09:12:01 pm

95%, Strictly Come Dancing.

To be fair to her, she is very good on that, especially alongside Ms. Daly.

But FFS, the shampoo ad is utterly cringe-making

I've always found Tess Daly a vapid airhead.

winkywanky · « **Reply #248 on:** August 15, 2021, 03:48:55 pm »

Quote from: catweazle on August 15, 2021, 02:54:33 pm

I've always found Tess Daly a vapid airhead.

And why would that be a disadvantage to co-presenting Strictly?

sparkus · « **Reply #249 on:** August 17, 2021, 08:43:24 pm »

Birdseye and 'The Chicken Witch of the West'.

Though I would like a go on her.

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