Author Topic: Advertising you hate (Read 67295 times)

ghg123 · « **Reply #150 on:** April 29, 2021, 05:56:54 pm »

Anything by Nationwide and their shitty "poets"

sparkus · « **Reply #151 on:** May 01, 2021, 06:00:30 pm »

The new one for eBay. There's no way that chubby lad could pull that Asian honey.

Go Daddy and his fucking pies.

myothernameis · « **Reply #152 on:** May 03, 2021, 09:36:00 am »

The current step-one adverts

Dave33ws6 · « **Reply #153 on:** May 13, 2021, 02:20:17 am »

The Betfred Lotto adverts with that annoying female voiceover

Ghost89 · « **Reply #154 on:** May 13, 2021, 09:58:19 am »

The motability advert where everyone is singing they’re free.

Don Giovanni · « **Reply #155 on:** May 13, 2021, 11:02:45 am »

As someone who hates fast-food in general and McDonald's in particular, I absolutely hate and can't stand their really annoying ads with that stupid high pitched whistle at the end.

If you are a McDonald's fan just consider the poor treatment, their brainwashing culture, obsessive protestant work ethic where you always have to be doing something “time to lean, time to clean”, and the rubbish money they pay their staff. Just have a look at the film “The Founder” about Ray Kroc and how he ripped off the MacDonald brothers and his unfettered greed.

Dickled · « **Reply #156 on:** May 13, 2021, 12:50:43 pm »

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I hate "virtue signalling" bank adverts like these.
Greedy, venal, profit driven institutions cynically vying for your business, cloaked under a veneer of pretty images, inspiring, life affirming music, and people, both staff and customers, being attractively human and doing stuff you can aspire to or empathize with.

sparkus · « **Reply #157 on:** May 13, 2021, 01:14:38 pm »

The Confused.com ads which seem to change every week (from flat bloke tiny sofa problems to fat bloke wave issues now).

Don Giovanni · « **Reply #158 on:** May 13, 2021, 06:49:51 pm »

Quote from: Dickled on May 13, 2021, 12:50:43 pm

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I hate "virtue signalling" bank adverts like these.
Greedy, venal, profit driven institutions cynically vying for your business, cloaked under a veneer of pretty images, inspiring, life affirming music, and people, both staff and customers, being attractively human and doing stuff you can aspire to or empathize with.

I agree, I think one of the worst offenders is Halifax, who think they still have a connection with their traditional working class customers from when they were a Northern building society. The world has changed and so has the banking industry.

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DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #159 on:** May 14, 2021, 11:23:32 am »

Quote from: Don Giovanni on May 13, 2021, 11:02:45 am

As someone who hates fast-food in general and McDonald's in particular, I absolutely hate and can't stand their really annoying ads with that stupid high pitched whistle at the end.

If you are a McDonald's fan just consider the poor treatment, their brainwashing culture, obsessive protestant work ethic where you always have to be doing something “time to lean, time to clean”, and the rubbish money they pay their staff. Just have a look at the film “The Founder” about Ray Kroc and how he ripped off the MacDonald brothers and his unfettered greed.

Nope, just go to Burger King instead.

Shame there are no Wendy's in the UK any more.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #160 on:** May 14, 2021, 01:51:08 pm »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on May 14, 2021, 11:23:32 am

Nope, just go to Burger King instead. Shame there are no Wendy's in the UK any more.

Wendy's: Burger giant plans return to the UK after 20 years.

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Corus Boy · « **Reply #161 on:** May 14, 2021, 01:54:46 pm »

Upwalker Lite

And many others.

Why do I have to suffer an American advert? If they want to sell in the UK, make a UK advert or at least do an English voice over!

Kimchee · « **Reply #162 on:** May 14, 2021, 04:53:44 pm »

Sky mobile - mainly because of the tune in it

Don Giovanni · « **Reply #163 on:** May 14, 2021, 09:33:58 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on May 14, 2021, 01:54:46 pm

Upwalker Lite

And many others.

Why do I have to suffer an American advert? If they want to sell in the UK, make a UK advert or at least do an English voice over!

The same happens on Italian TV in a way.

They dub it, but then the Italian dubber uses American/English words during the dubbing; even words that can easily be translated into Italian such as "killer" instead of "Assassino"; "Shopping" instead of "Acquisti"; or "Stop" instead of "Fermo" etc; which makes the whole advert ( including TV programs and recent films ) so fake and annoying for an Italian speaker, especially one like me who is a fluent English speaker.

The real problem follows later as the youngsters who watch this rubbish think that they, through this experience, understand English!

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PunterNumber69 · « **Reply #164 on:** May 14, 2021, 10:48:56 pm »

The TrinnyLondon ones. She was once hot. She got plastic surgery now she looks plastic. She should have just aged gracefully.

PunterNumber69 · « **Reply #165 on:** May 14, 2021, 10:49:31 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on May 14, 2021, 01:51:08 pm

Wendy's: Burger giant plans return to the UK after 20 years.

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Wendys are great.

Ghost89 · « **Reply #166 on:** May 14, 2021, 10:54:44 pm »

Only ever had Wendy’s once and thought it was terrible. For me its Burger King.

sparkus · « **Reply #167 on:** May 14, 2021, 10:56:20 pm »

Quote from: PunterNumber69 on May 14, 2021, 10:49:31 pm

Wendys are great.

I'm addicted to Shake Shack and feel more guilty about the cost there than I do punting.

It helps that quite a few of their customers are thicc and young.

Dave33ws6 · « **Reply #168 on:** May 15, 2021, 03:20:49 am »

Quote from: Kimchee on May 14, 2021, 04:53:44 pm

Sky mobile - mainly because of the tune in it

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Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #169 on:** May 15, 2021, 07:13:00 am »

Quote from: Kimchee on May 14, 2021, 04:53:44 pm

Sky mobile - mainly because of the tune in it

Never mind mobile anything to do with Sky sends me in the opposite direction, the recent ads to get you to sign up to Sky VIP (Or something like that) where the guy goes around saying how you get a back stage pass to all these "Stars"

It's that sort of shit that puts me off Sky to begin with

lamboman · « **Reply #170 on:** May 15, 2021, 10:27:12 am »

Numan again as it's so annoying never buying their knob products.

Dave33ws6 · « **Reply #171 on:** May 17, 2021, 01:40:01 am »

Quote from: lamboman on May 15, 2021, 10:27:12 am

Numan again as it's so annoying never buying their knob products.

Can be awkward watching those adverts when you have family around too

sparkus · « **Reply #172 on:** May 17, 2021, 09:50:05 am »

"Where is the sun?"

stevedave · « **Reply #173 on:** May 17, 2021, 11:44:54 am »

Not sure if it's been mentioned, but the tampax one.

"You've gotta get them up there girls"

sparkus · « **Reply #174 on:** May 17, 2021, 01:10:49 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on May 17, 2021, 11:44:54 am

Not sure if it's been mentioned, but the tampax one.

"You've gotta get them up there girls"

I think sanitary products ads have always been ridiculous eg.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaagh! Bodyforrrrrrrm!"
"It's my life!"

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #175 on:** May 17, 2021, 11:05:01 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 01, 2021, 06:00:30 pm

The new one for eBay. There's no way that chubby lad could pull that Asian honey.

Two words mate: Charlie. Brooker.

Quote from: Corus Boy on May 14, 2021, 01:51:08 pm

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Quote from: PunterNumber69 on May 14, 2021, 10:49:31 pm

Wendys are great.

Yeah, their food tastes like real food. Haven't eaten at one since the 90s though. I like Byrons but they're expensive.

myothernameis · « **Reply #176 on:** May 18, 2021, 09:03:44 am »

Quote from: lamboman on May 15, 2021, 10:27:12 am

Numan again as it's so annoying never buying their knob products.

They dont just do knob products, they also do hair products, advert appeared at 4pm, and I thought, its a bit early for this, only to see its for hair loss

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #177 on:** May 19, 2021, 08:57:24 pm »

The Cinch car adverts

and the Kia advert with the parrot.

lamboman · « **Reply #178 on:** May 19, 2021, 08:58:28 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on May 18, 2021, 09:03:44 am

They dont just do knob products, they also do hair products, advert appeared at 4pm, and I thought, its a bit early for this, only to see its for hair loss

Still has the annoying banging though.

JontyR · « **Reply #179 on:** June 03, 2021, 10:30:33 pm »

Weight watchers - James Corden.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #180 on:** June 04, 2021, 03:59:56 am »

Quote from: JontyR on June 03, 2021, 10:30:33 pm

Weight watchers - James Corden.

When's he going to start it

DocJohnson · « **Reply #181 on:** June 04, 2021, 01:20:29 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 17, 2021, 01:10:49 pm

I think sanitary products ads have always been ridiculous eg.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaagh! Bodyforrrrrrrm!"
"It's my life!"

Second this but also why the fuck do they think it necessary to show in every single ad a woman’s fully clothed ass or crotch to demonstrate that there’s no blood escaping or product visible?!? As if it’s proof the product works or something

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I’d be much less irritated if they showed a fit and proper skimpily clad lass to better make their point but they never do for some reason

Corus Boy · « **Reply #182 on:** June 09, 2021, 05:44:10 pm »

Have we mentioned the Red 32 Spins?

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george r · « **Reply #183 on:** June 09, 2021, 05:54:05 pm »

Quote from: JontyR on June 03, 2021, 10:30:33 pm

Weight watchers - James Corden.

cant stand him or the ad !!

myothernameis · « **Reply #184 on:** June 09, 2021, 06:19:15 pm »

The new advert from sumup, make your business OOoooooooooooooooffical

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Coriniumstud · « **Reply #185 on:** June 09, 2021, 10:34:24 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on June 09, 2021, 06:19:15 pm

The new advert from sumup, make your business OOoooooooooooooooffical

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I’ll sum it up
It’s Fucking annoying

cal2 · « **Reply #186 on:** June 10, 2021, 11:28:06 pm »

Id chuck in that new dominos advert with the yodelling, clever but still annoying after a while

sparkus · « **Reply #187 on:** June 11, 2021, 12:52:24 am »

Quote from: cal2 on June 10, 2021, 11:28:06 pm

Id chuck in that new dominos advert with the yodelling, clever but still annoying after a while

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Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #188 on:** June 11, 2021, 03:35:12 am »

Quote from: cal2 on June 10, 2021, 11:28:06 pm

Id chuck in that new dominos advert with the yodelling, clever but still annoying after a while

I'd disagree with you in that I don't think it's clever I think it's crap and not annoying after a while it was annoying instantly

Ali Katt · « **Reply #189 on:** June 11, 2021, 06:09:26 am »

Innocent smoothies - one for the hipsters.
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sparkus · « **Reply #190 on:** June 11, 2021, 02:08:44 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on June 11, 2021, 06:09:26 am

Innocent smoothies - one for the hipsters.
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That boils my piss.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #191 on:** June 11, 2021, 02:27:56 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on June 11, 2021, 02:08:44 pm

That boils my piss.

Yeah another one for the Hipsters is this one for Camden town larger

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DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #192 on:** June 11, 2021, 02:41:25 pm »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on June 11, 2021, 02:27:56 pm

Yeah another one for the Hipsters is this one for Camden town larger

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Crap beer pasteurised or not. London beer is. As is London.

Anyone else fed up with those sponsorship spots at the start and finish of ad breaks for that oldies dating thing? NO idea what the company was called, so the ads are clearly useless. In the ads, oldies are set up on a date because they both like walking? You'd think that'd be too anti-disabled for today's woke twats, etc etc..

sparkus · « **Reply #193 on:** June 19, 2021, 12:48:55 pm »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on June 11, 2021, 03:35:12 am

I'd disagree with you in that I don't think it's clever I think it's crap and not annoying after a while it was annoying instantly

I've noticed recently that it's edited down a bit now, perhaps they had complaints.

They should sack the creative team though, that's a stinker and the 'Himalayan herrings' one was too.

Rick2468 · « **Reply #194 on:** July 04, 2021, 12:23:12 pm »

YouTube regularly show a WhatsApp advert before videos and during the advert the incoming message sound goes off 3 or 4 times. Everytime I hear that sound I immediately check my phone I never learn. Really irritating as I think I am popular for a moment only to realise someone isn't actually messaging me.

PeteS · « **Reply #195 on:** July 04, 2021, 03:38:05 pm »

The current dominos advert around group ordering. Utter bollocks

StingRay · « **Reply #196 on:** July 14, 2021, 04:36:39 pm »

Obnoxious untalented heycar bearded "singing" cunt has to be a candidate! Said it before, but do they do not realise that cunts like this will make us NOT use them!!

Ghost89 · « **Reply #197 on:** July 14, 2021, 06:44:22 pm »

The budget funerals advert that’s apparently good enough for the rich and famous.

Chorley · « **Reply #198 on:** July 14, 2021, 08:29:05 pm »

The Starling Bank ones that are all over YouTube. Annotykng as fuck!

Matrix · « **Reply #199 on:** July 16, 2021, 02:14:09 pm »

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This fucking advert needs to die.

WARNING! It's that fucking Dominos Yodelling advert.

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