VANESSA_DELICIUS - Earlsfield - B&S Latina brothel

[jonesfromthere]

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phone: +447983491020

Meet took place over the weekend. £100 - 1 hour + £ 20 OWO
Original plans fell through, so booked “Vanessa” as a plan B. Turned out not to be Vanessa, but a Latina brothel instead.

Comms
Texted on the morning and was given a postcode. Texted again 5 mins before and was given full address

Location
Scanky, dingy brothel just off Garret Lane in Earlsfield. Door was opened by some old hag who pointed me upstairs with a “I’ve only got one girl working today” comment. Should have done a runner at this point but the one girl working was actually pretty fit, sexy face, great toned body and a nice pair of fake tits.

Services
OWO, sex in various positions
Started with a sexy lap dance which was pretty good, then onto maybe the worst blowjob I’ve ever had. Hardly put my dick in her mouth at all, just sort of licked at the end a bit while making slobbering sucking noises. I’m not sure if she was expecting me not to notice that she wasn’t actually sucking my dick or what? Anyway, moved onto sex in missionary which was actually the highlight of a shit punt. She let me all the way in and didn’t attempt to restrict movement in anyway, also was pretty responsive surprisingly. Bust a nut in the bag and settled back for a bit of small talk before round two. Except there was no round two. “How much time we got left?”, “5 minutes baby”. “Umm, no we got 25 minutes left”. Silence. “Ok, can we do doggy style please?” “No baby, too much fucking, let me suck you”. Too much fucking?? What the fuck? And no I don’t want another shit blowjob. Argued with her for about 5 minutes then left in a huff.

Summary
Should have walked.

[Payyourwaymate]

Did you at least ask for your money back? That WG took the piss, you paid for an hour aswell that's terrible behaviour on the WGs part.

[jonesfromthere]

Did you at least ask for your money back? That WG took the piss, you paid for an hour aswell that's terrible behaviour on the WGs part.

I did man, that's what the 5 minutes of arguing at the end was about. Asked for £30 back as she was refusing sex and i was leaving early. Her English suddenly became loads worse at that point surprisingly. I was fucking fuming but 5 minutes of arguing was getting me nowhere apart from more riled. Fucking piss taker.

[Friendxxx]

“No baby, too much fucking”.

Lmao
 
Lazy whores are the worst

[Payyourwaymate]

I did man, that's what the 5 minutes of arguing at the end was about. Asked for £30 back as she was refusing sex and i was leaving early. Her English suddenly became loads worse at that point surprisingly. I was fucking fuming but 5 minutes of arguing was getting me nowhere apart from more riled. Fucking piss taker.

You should have spoke to the manager/handler directly. Refusing service is a direct piss take, she had no grounds to stand on.

[jonesfromthere]

You should have spoke to the manager/handler directly. Refusing service is a direct piss take, she had no grounds to stand on.

Yes i should, I was a bit thrown to be honest as i've never been in that situation. My first and hopefully last visit to a brothel, really not feeling those vibes at all.

Incidentally, i've noticed that the VANESSA_DELICIUS phone number is now different to the one i texted. Presumably the profile switches to the brothel number if the real Vanessa isn't working.

[Payyourwaymate]

Yes i should, I was a bit thrown to be honest as i've never been in that situation. My first and hopefully last visit to a brothel, really not feeling those vibes at all.

Incidentally, i've noticed that the VANESSA_DELICIUS phone number is now different to the one i texted. Presumably the profile switches to the brothel number if the real Vanessa isn't working.

Ah I see, you're not a brothel walker.  My condolences for your experience, this chick has always been a brothel chick, navigating brothel dynamics is a bit different than dealing with Indies that speak english. It's not really for punters not well versed in dealing with bullshit I'm afraid. Hopefully your next punt is better.