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Hi 👋👋Vanessa in B18.
Was in Birmingham and made a midday appointment for 15min £40.
Not bad comms. Normal house with a few curtain twitchers.
She’s hiding behind the door trick, when I get a look of her she’s kind of like the pics that must of been taken 20 years ago. I decided that since I’m here I may as well get on with it. Age around 35-40, slim, not ugly but not pretty.
Took me into the lounge where a mistake for a sofa bed was. That’s what she uses unfortunately.
Handed the cash which she left on the side (big mistake!!).
I strip and she takes clothes off but leaves her bra on which tells me she’s got shit tits. I asked her nicely to remove it and she scowled at me and said “not yet”. Orders me to lay on the sofa bed thing. Proceeds to put a bag on and give the worst bj I’ve ever had for about 2 mins. I ask if I can lick her cunt. “No” was the reply. She laid in such a position that it would be very hard to get my knob in her so I asked for doggy, “I don’t do” was the reply. Refused to go cowgirl, so basically it was a complete joke.
By this time I’m fucked off so I get dressed and tell her she needs to get another fucking job because she’s shit at this one, take my money that she fortunately left on the side and walked out.
Naturally she ranted and raved a bit but who cares. I was off to plan B with my cash. (Review to follow).
One to avoid gents.
