Hannah Deluxe (Outcall) Birmingham

[Boomerang]

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Meet
Meeting took place at the end of October. Outcall to Birmingham City centre hotel.

Comms
Exchanged a few texts with Olivia to check availability etc. She asked to phone to confirm booking. Called, confirmed time and room details.


Meet
As per comms confirmed a time in the evening early earlier on in the day.  No sign of Hannah at the arranged time. Left it 15/20 minutes and sent a text off to Olivia. Responds 10 minutes later that she is on the way. 45 minutes later and I get a knock on the door.

Invite Hannah in, looks pretty good. Wearing a long black dress. I would say size 12, profile said 10 at the time. So, we sit on the bed have a little chat. Start some light french kissing and exploring etc. We both get undressed and I mention about her squirting video. She said she had been practicing over the lock down. Asked if I want to make her squirt. No brainer, in I go with a couple of fingers and a little guidance from her and bang. It was like the stop cock had blown and squirting everywhere. A lot of noise coming from her, covering her mouth. Shitting myself about the noise and other guests.

Bit of time to let her recover and proceeds to kiss and work her way down and give me a bj, didn’t last long and shot my load. Comes up and jumps on me for a cuddle. At this point I thought she had swallowed the lot.

Bit more chat to recover, glad of wine. She lays her head on my tummy, and goes to get me hard again. All good, bags me up and jumps on top. I’m a lazy fuck so happy with this. Go for 10/ 15 minutes and blow my second load.

Chatted a little more, head on tummy playing with my cock. Nothing happening down there, balls are drained. Gave it a good go though.

So why the natural,
first off. 45 minutes late.
Secondly, when chatting she mentioned a previous meet with a couple. This came across as it was a meet just before my booking, which would explain why she was late. She also looked flustered when she arrived.
Thirdly. Not what I was expecting, from the pics on site. Bit of a tummy and a lot of stubble down below.
Lastly, as mentioned in the meet, I thought she had swallowed. Not the case, after she had left I noticed a little wet patch on the pillow and on the floor I trod in something wet which had the consistency of my man fat.

So, the bj to hug I assume was a dump the load and wipe her lips clear.

I have to admit it did make me laugh.

In all I did enjoy the meet. But for £200 for the hour and the above. It can’t be a positive

Looking at the reviews I think I’ll be giving deluxe a miss.

If I’ve missed anything, let me know

[Cryton123]

I’ll be honest, that sounds a harsh Neutral. It reads like you had a good time and enjoyed your meet.

Your review though 

[Brumish]

Thanks for the review buddy. You've got to give it to her for the spit and swipe hug 
Classic. Got to look out for that one haha

[bonatempora]

What a classy way to dispose of your load lol! Especially at £200 an hour... the calibre of service just isn’t there anymore it seems! I recently gave her a neutral also. My reasons were somewhat different although, there are similarities in where she’s faltering. The £180 I paid for the hours incall was a painful loss too.

[teddyking]

Good fair review imo. And for £200 an hour you would at least expect something special/unique  or premium from these SPs.  In this case it sounds like an average vanilla pump and dump

[alabama1]

Just expect what's on the likes list. 

[alpharius]

She sounds good but I agree, not 200 good. At that level needs to be smoking hot, very accurately presented and full professionalism.

[poisson]

Suggest the OP try’s eating some pineapple before his next meet, the SP might be less inclined to spit then