If I didn't say it someone else would
In the spirit it was intended; Brooklynn (diva escort) when she lived in Knightsbridge and had an amazing flat was the best.
For the worst some of the Soho walkups gave the impression of crime scenes.
One high-rise flat in Enfield I visited had no carpet on the floor, broken floor boards, no heating/hot water, broken bath, a toilet that had encrustation than a supersewer and no lid on the cistern, fag ends on the floor, syringes (no needles TF!), holes in the wall (not for glorying in) and cracked windows. The "SP" was actually quite fit if understandably grubby and was a good turn but Jeeeezus my knob has never led me further astray!