Right so review no.2 for me, this was about 5-6 weeks ago but thought i would review as she has popped up again.
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External Link/Members OnlyObviously those who read my last review know i like my asian ladies, and seen Dada pop up a few times and wanted to try the goods. It was about lunch time and not much else about and i hadnt nutted in a while and the little man was getting impatient, which i guess was my first mistake.
Comms
Seemed ok, text her, fairly quick response and clear on prices and directions.
Location
Ground floor flat off Clarence St near high street, very quiet because of lockdown, although some block was doing work out the front and probably knew where i was going lol
Price/time
£70 for 30 mins,
Looks
she is a strange one, her pictures definitely have a range. I would say she is attractive in some sense. She doesnt look as ropey as some of her pictures seem, but also she is no way as hot as the other photoshopped ones make her out to be. Half decent body, but probably never been to a gym (not toned, just naturally thin but not skinny) fake tits though, where half decent. English was so-so.
Service
Opened the door, looked surprised to see me but in a good way (not to be an a-hole lads but im not on the unattractive side lol). She was in a dressing gown, hair was up, pretty much zero effort made on her part. Got inside, was freezing outside so was more interested at warming up for the first few minutes. Handled the paperwork, was ordered to strip. If i was offered a shower at this point i would have took it to warm up, but no. She seemed to like my tattoos, and showed me hers when she took off her dressing gown. they were meh.
I laid on the bed and she said she would warm me up, so she rubbed me for a bit, she got a jacket out so i assumed she was going for some OW (i didnt ask about owo before which was my second mistake but i thought lets just get on with it), i laid my head back as she put it on and before i knew it she was on top of me bouncing up and down! i couldnt believe the cheek of it! But it was happening so went with it, and it was...probably the blandest ride i have had. No effort on her part, made the odd fake noise but i could tell straight away that it was gonna be a plank of wood experience.
After a few mins i thought i would turn things up a bit with my RO skills, which there were signs of life in her, she had quite a nice tasty pussy but it seemed like she didnt want to enjoy it and was more interested in "the job", when the leg twitches were coming she kept pushing my head away and saying "you want to f me now"". After about 5 mins i gave up, went into missionary, no dfk, not even a kiss or any emotion on her face haha. At that point i just wanted out, so i said lets do doggie. Her v was not mega tight, but tight enough to make the doggie get me there whilst i just thought about some great shags of puntings past lol.
After i finished, i literally got up, whipped the rubber off and put it on the table whilst she got the wet wipes out. Got dressed in record time and walked out the door with a "see ya".
and that was it, probably one of my top 3 crappest punts.
Rating : As i said, easily one of my top 3 crappest punts. She wasnt rude, unhygienic or did i felt at risk or anything...it was just rubbish. Miserable 30 year old loveless marriages probably have better shags than that.
What made it worse is that on the way out, i noticed i had a reply from another wg i had messaged earlier that didnt reply before saying she was now available. i ended up banging her a week later and it was great. But i will save that for another day!
Topic: Naughty Dada - Southend (Read 1805 times)