Imagine if

[Podger]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line:

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms -  Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault  Condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what  it says on the tin
Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - It’s a bit of a animal
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole
McDonalds Condoms - I’m lovin' it

Can you think of any more????

[nickmill]

   Very funny how about some of these?

Gillette Condoms - The best a man can get

Mastercard Condoms - There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Catital One Condoms -  What's in your wallet?

L'Oreal Condoms -  Because you're worth it

Gatorade Condoms - Is it in you?

Visa Condoms - Everywhere you want to be

American Express Condoms - Don't leave home without it

[Ghost89]

Skittles condoms: Taste the rainbow
Mars Condoms: Helps you work,rest and play

[Blackpool Rock]

Think the Safeway one may have perished by now 

Kwik fit - Customer delight 

[tynetunnel]

Think the Safeway one may have perished by now 

You’d think, but it’s been reborn (a division of Morrison’s) supplying convenience stores with Safeway branded products

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[BILLY LIAR]

Kwik fit - Customer delight 

Think the tag line for Kwik Fit was'No one does it quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter.' Doms that clearly dont help with PE

[Bonker]

Marks and Spencer - it's not just sex, it's S&M sex.

[winkywanky]

Marks and Spencer - it's not just sex, it's S&M sex.

Especially in Blue Harbour underpants  .

[v54]

Pokemon - Gotta catch ’em all!

[Paris69]

One from the 1980s, from Kwik Save and used by all of the Rom WG's today i'm sure....

'In our jungle, the customer is King'....