Alana Amor - Ripponden

[rover_100]

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Duration:
1 hour

Price:
£150

Communication:
Perfect, couldn't ask for anything more here.

Location:
Location just a stones throw from Ripponden. End of an isolated terrace, decent location. Lovely place. En suite in the room where the action happens, though shower is a bit tight.

Meet:
Cleared up details of where to park before leaving, over text. So arrival was easy.

Knocked and met Alana, she was very pleasant and personable. Some innocent "nice to meet you" questions that were perfectly acceptable in any normal social situation. Now I usually take a feel of the situation before answering these kinds of questions and although I didn't feel there was any issue here, I was conscious not to divulge too much about myself. Good thing, as this kind of inquisitive (but probably innocent) chatter was a theme throughout the meet.

Offered a shower, took it. I got out and Alana was made up, wearing a nice looking set. This was the first real look I got at her since she was covered up until this point and I have to concur with another recent review, I wasn't impressed. I wouldn't go as far as to call her "fat" but definitely some weight added since the pics. Lets put it this way, the most recent one in the black on her AW might be accurate if she was really constained under those clothes. I'd say her pics are out of date.

On to the blunt critiques - bit of a belly, and tits were saggy. It took me until the end of the punt to realise but unfortunately, I just didn't fancy her. We went through kissing, doggy, cowgirl, oral but I couldn't stay hard for a meaningful amount of time for any of them. Her attitude was top notch and she tried multiple times to get things going (with long rounds of talking about life experiences in between) and maybe that contributed. Maybe because of that though, I didn't feel like it was a punt at times, there was no real chemistry there.


Summary:

Positives
- Enthusiastic SP
- Clean
- Eager to please

Negatives
- In my opinion, pics are out of date.
- Did not fancy her at all, with the extra weight on the midsection and mildly sagging breasts

Will I return? Definitely not, but honestly YMMV here.

[Crazyoldhaag]

Mirrors my experience. Luckily I only had 30 mins with her.
Impressive pussy muscles though. Managed to 'push' me out when I was semi and she was cumming. Highlight of my otherwise bland meet.

[muffin]

Just waiting for a comment from her husband to be@!

[mrfishyfoo]

Just waiting for a comment from her husband to be@!

 

[Fac51]

Just waiting for a comment from her husband to be@!

Pisser ! 

C'mon "liketolick" - clip clop, clip clop 

[Hornylad]

looks like her services are declining.. 2 neutrals in a few days.. she had a negative as well a couple of months ago as well...

[stevedave]

looks like her services are declining.. 2 neutrals in a few days.. she had a negative as well a couple of months ago as well...

Don't worry, I'm sure all her fanboys will be along soon to add some greens.

[rover_100]

Trying to be objective honestly mate, I'm not sure if its fair to say her services are in decline. It was my first visit to her so I had no benchmark, and there wasn't any issue with her attitude.

If I had to guess the problem was probably a mix of the expectations I built up reading the reviews on here, her overly talkative nature (like asking me what I do for a living a second after taking my cock out of her mouth), and the fact that I just didn't fancy her in the flesh.

I've been looking over the rating in my head but I'm pretty happy its a Neutral.

[Hornylad]

shes clearly overrated... is what it seems like, and what you say not as attractivr as well.. but end of the day. its what each of us like i guess. personally I probably would pass on her. i think there are better girls available at that price..

[stevedave]

Don't worry, I'm sure all her fanboys will be along soon to add some greens.

As expected, a green popped up today. Like clockwork...

[Datyorro]

I wouldn't call myself a fanboy...only seen her once. Compared to what we are used to in Scotland north of the central belt, my time with her was definitely worth a green.   

[adamza]

To add a bit of balance (if anyone cares about what I have to say ) I think it's fair to say YMMV with this one.

It was me who posted the negative for her a few months ago...but that was down to her being a colossal cunt on the day.

I'd seen her a few times before and I found her really attractive (in an incredibly slutty way) and she did deliver top notch service the first few times I saw her - a proper filthy fuck.

I won't be going back after what happened the last time though, and she definitely is a bit hit and miss...the problem is at £150ph it's a very expensive gamble 

[anonyorks]

shes clearly overrated... is what it seems like, and what you say not as attractivr as well.. but end of the day. its what each of us like i guess. personally I probably would pass on her. i think there are better girls available at that price..

Times change, I saw Alana three years ago and she was cracking.

[Adoniron]

Times change, I saw Alana three years ago and she was cracking.

She will have had a lot of cock since then. It sounds like she's getting past her sell by date.

[Hornylad]

based on what has been said about her.. it does seem like that.. and i think shes overpriced...

[Nickfr]

Quote from Dodd Gerrard -

“A whore's life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-dick sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette.”

[Nickfr]

Meant Dodd Gerhardt

[cideruk]

I saw her before I was a member here

Fake boobs needed a refresh, as were pretty knackered
And she was starting with a gut
Not all that pretty I thought

But was pleasant enough lass, squirted great

Lots of her pics were the same back then too, so must be well old by now.

[I like natural boobs]

I saw her before I was a member here

Fake boobs needed a refresh, as were pretty knackered
And she was starting with a gut
Not all that pretty I thought

But was pleasant enough lass, squirted great

Lots of her pics were the same back then too, so must be well old by now.

Fake boobs?. Are you sure?. They looked natural to me.

[Hornylad]

shes got natural boobs and she is known for her squirting.

[rover_100]

I saw her before I was a member here

Fake boobs needed a refresh, as were pretty knackered
And she was starting with a gut
Not all that pretty I thought

But was pleasant enough lass, squirted great

Lots of her pics were the same back then too, so must be well old by now.

Her boobs were definitely natural.

[filthy.john]

Fake boobs?. Are you sure?. They looked natural to me.

Big heavy naturals if you ask me.

[cideruk]

Just saggy and knackered then

[Uklad873]

When I first started into punting she was the first I was planning to see . Seems she is slowly getting past her sell by date 

[Hornylad]

saggy and flopping. suprised she hasnt got a big boob job. ud think that would be the first thing she’d fix!

[eric 70]

Its a shame these girls prices, don't reflect the depreciation in there looks. A ford cortina was worth £10000 in 1978 but not now