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So after being out all day, on the rare occasion that I wasn't driving but in fact on public transport (for the first time in about 6 months), I'd planned to make the 'most' of being in London and the ease of use of tube transport, to go and see a WG in a more built up part of London. It was a tossup between Pornostar Cleo, Gorgeous Anna, Smiley Sindy, Veronica69 or Elina 'Swallow'. I had it all ready to go, each of their numbers saved in my phone. Unfortunately, that plan went down like a sack of bricks; just as I'd finished my plans in the late afternoon I looked at my phone to make the hard choice of which WG to meet, and the fucking battery was on 1%. Inevitably the phone died shortly after that and off I went on my not so merry way home. I thought maybe I'll try and see someone later on, in a location I can drive to perhaps.
Fast forward 4, 5, 6 hours later, all the within driving distance WGs I'd drawn up weren't answering, or their working hours were up. I decided on this girl, a very last-minute and risky decision; I'd been eyeing up her profile for a long time but also knew that it could probably end up being TGTBT. I was also aware that she does BB, so I was already resigned to the fact that I wouldn't be giving any RO, which I do like to do with a WG if I find them very hot/ clean/ attractive etc. I wouldn't say I knew it would be a P&D, but I also knew it wouldn't be as satisfying as what I'd usually be going to do. Anyway... Read on to find out more on why...
Location:Very close to Turnpike Lane tube station, a flat above a shop on one of the roads off Green Lanes. Not hugely discreet, but it was very late by this point, so actually was quite discreet, but only because of the fact that there was essentially no one around. Controlled parking on all the residential roads around that area, but as it was so late that wasn't a problem. I was instructed to go to a pub nearby, then given directions via phonecall from there. Pretty easy to find after that and she opened the door for me before I'd even made it to the door.
CommsShe doesn't seem to answer texts at all. Some wouldn't mind but I find this a bit annoying, just a bit 'difficult'. I'd phoned her to see if she was available (her green light wasn't on), and she'd text me the postcode after, but then she didn't respond to anything I'd text her after. When I got there I sent a text saying 'I'm here, what's the door number?'... No answer, phoned, no answer, waited 5 minutes and was just about to drive off when she rang back instructing me where to go.
PersonalityShe was welcoming when I came into the flat, she wasn't rude or frosty or anything like that. I think it was just that from her pictures, I expcted her to have a sweet demeanor; she looks very cute and sweet in her pictures. So maybe that's more my issue than anything. In-person I'd say she's very down to earth, but past that and a little 'brash'. When I'd given her the money, I thought she was going to put some stockings on as I'd asked, but she said 'get undressed so we can fuck' first. THEN she went and put the outfit on after I asked again. All down to preference and how you 'like to get down' really, but it just felt a bit mechanical to me, I'd prefer a WG (or any girl) to do something physical to move things forward, instead of saying something directly. Maybe you have to pay extra for that 'GFE' lol (as is stated on her profile to be fair). Whatever, she was fine, I'm just being very picky. I found it interesting that she knew my ethnicity. On arrival she asked where I was from, I answered 'England' and she said 'Really? You look more '<insert ethnicity>'. I answered that actually, that's where my parents are from, but I'm born and bred here. I just found that particularly interesting as several WGs have said that to me now. Anyone else who meets me in person would never guess that about me. But I guess you probably become a bit of an 'expert' at guessing people's ethnic backgrounds if you're in that line of work.
LooksSo this is a strange one. She wasn't wearing makeup or any of the sexy outfits you see in her pictures. She was wearing PJs & slippers... Not sexy. I'm not sure if that's how she usually is when you book her, or if it's because I came so late/ a day when she technically isn't 'available'. I also couldn't tell if the disparity between how she looked IRL versus her pictures was because of the lack of makeup/ hair-style/ outfit on, or just because those pictures are a couple of years (or more) old. As I said above, her pictures give her a very sweet, cute look, but that doesn't come across in person, she looked kinda hard faced/ boyish if anything. Again that could just be down to the lack of makeup etc. Her body was generally OK. She's definitely a size 6 as her profile says. Not chubby, but not toned either. Personally, I like girls who either work out a little or are active in some way, not hugely athletic or ripped, or just naturally slim and toned (like Rubby Brazil for example). OK boobs (natural), not very big but not nonexistent either, average bum, very fair skin (as her pictures show tbf). There wasn't that much light in the room though so I didn't get to look at her in very much detail. But generally, I prefer girls to have a little more of a tan (ironic considering my skin is about as fair as it gets).
ServicesHer profile states that the standard 'adultwork' price for 30 mins & 1 hour is just BJ, sex with condom and massage. It goes on to state that if you want 'kissing, OWO, 69 and sex' it's £120 (for the hour I'm assuming, the AW prices section states £80 for the hour). Then GFE & PSE is a load of other stuff for £160. Anyway, this confused me as when I initially spoke to her on the phone before deciding to book her, she said she does do OWO as long as you're clean. I took this as 'I do OWO and don't charge for it'. I really should have clarified with her though, so some of the confusion is down to me. I intended on paying £80 for what I wanted (OWO and sex, 30 mins) but ended up having to give another £20 cash for the OWO.
The OWO was average. Good mouth action if a little dry, and a little hand action, but at quite a quick pace. Mainly focusing on the shaft and not very deep either; at 7" I'm not exactly small, but given that her likes list states 'deepthroat', I was expecting a little better than a third of the way down. Now I really like sloppy blowjobs, but I feel like even when they're not particularly sloppy, they still feel wetter than this did. Just wasn't much sensation to it. After about 2 minutes (if that) I got up to change position and she wanted to put a condom on/ move to sex. I asked for more oral and even then it was very rushed again, only for another 2 minutes (again, if that). Given all the lack of sensation etc, I could've stuck with OW and I reckon it would've felt near enough the same. She then put the condom on me by stretching it out and putting it over me, then rolling it down. I get it's easier to put it on that way, but I'd always be really worried of splitting it or causing a small tear. She didn't have any nails and it wasn't torn though. Given that she advertises BB though, it probably doesn't matter to her, but I feel that unless someone states that they want BB, you shouldn't be doing anything that would end up with the condom breaking and them inadvertently going BB in the end.
She said it could only be me or her on top as I'm apparently too big for doggystyle, but I insisted I'd be gentle, and she let me. She didn't use lube and she felt quite dry as well, so this didn't really feel that great, to be honest. It felt quite 'shallow', I couldn't go all the way in and was stopping about 1.5" of the base. I think this is more to do with how small she is than anything, it felt like I was 'at the end of the tunnel' so to speak. It was a dry 'squeeze' getting in initially, and then the condom + no lube just made it feel very devoid of any sensation, once again. I tried to go gently 'in and out', long strokes, but the first time I came out she moved and asked to go on top. So this position literally lasted about a minute.
After another squeeze to get 'on' me, with me sitting up against the headboard, she leaned forwards over me and started riding very fast, all the way up and most of the way down. I got the impression she was trying to rush me to orgasm so I moved further down the bed, onto my back and pulled her body down towards me so I could thrust and do the work instead, and stop her from rushing me. In this position I usually love to reach back and grab a girl's arse and 'spread it' while thrusting deep. This highlighted to me though that she really doesn't have much of an arse on her, and doing this didn't do much for me. Now because of the lack of lube, I very quickly started to feel ready to pop. Bear in mind this is literally 10 minutes in! Also most of the time when I take this position and do my thing, a girl will enjoy it (WGs too, or they pretend they do at least), but she was basically just laying there, silently, motionless. At this point, I just decided I wasn't feeling it much at all, and went hell for leather for about 30 seconds and came in the bag. Pretty awful performance but whatever, she wasn't giving me much to work with. Also a pretty shit orgasm and I'm sure I could've had a better one at home sitting on Pornhub, any day. I carried on for a little bit then stopped. She got off me and handed me a couple of wet wipes. I can't remember if she took the dom off using the wipes or if I did.
She said 'you're the only <insert ethnicity> guy that doesn't go fast'. I asked her what she meant and she said that all guys of my background like rough sex. I said that I do like rough sex too, but I'm just very tired today. She laughed and said 'you've been working too much'. What I meant in my head was 'I do like rough sex, but usually only when I'm really into it and when the girl is making some effort too'. She said 'when you see me next time I hope you're like this again', almost giving me the impression that she appreciated not being ravaged/ thrown around for once, which quite ridiculously made me feel bad because I knew I had no intention of coming back. Fucking guilty conscience haha. But I didn't have the heart to say that, or that I thought the service was not particularly good; I didn't want to be rude, as she hadn't been rude to me. Anyway this exchange lasted about 30 seconds, after which I got up, got dressed. As I was walking down the stairs and back to the door, she disappeared off into another room so I went to just let myself out. Before I opened the door I noticed her standing at the top of the stairs. She said bye, I responded with the same and walked out feeling somewhat unsatisfied with the meet.
Conclusion: It's hard to judge... I wasn't going into it expecting my usual all-out, energetic, kinky, rampant, can't take my mouth off the girl-style sex session (like one might have with a WG of Rubby Brazil standards). Really I knew I should've stayed at home but I was quite frankly bored shitless sitting at home. I'd actually put a blue pill in my wallet in the morning which I'd planned to take for one of the 'planned' London WGs. But I even forgot to take that before going to this girl, so I obviously wasn't expecting much. Even so, it was subtly disappointing and I wouldn't go back. The main thing that affected it for me (energy-wise) was her lack of effort in terms of her appearance. But the service felt lacklustre, rushed, mechanical and also lacking in effort. Honestly, a bit of effort on her part in terms of her appearance, and simply some bloody lube could've made a whole world of difference. In fairness to her, she was quite accomodating with me e.g. letting me do doggystyle, not insisting she kept her hair up in the messy bun she had it in, when I'd asked her to let it down (like some WGs do). Maybe it was an off day for her. Who knows, but I don't intend on going back again to find out.
