xSweetCHANTELLE @ Bermondsey neutral/positive, but will quickly be forgotten

[magnetico]

External Link/Members Only


***** Comms *****
booked via SMS on the day, got only the partial address.
I got the flat number when I was at the door.

***** Location/Venue *****
Council estate tower, between Bermondsey station and Southwark Park.
Surrounded by miles and miles of council estates, pretty rough. 
No parking anywhere weekdays during day time.

There's two doors to the tower, main one and most visible on the right, which you will get told to use, but you can't enter as a visitor.
There's a small door on the left hidden under some scaffolding, that's the one you need to use.
Plenty of builders around.

The flat is pretty run down, typical of old council estates.
Shower barely working, either boiling hot or freezing. 


***** The WG *****
- 30-35yo-polish
- face 6/10
- fake boobs, done on the cheap, feel like a bag of sand ?
- flat stomach
- shaved pussy
- body not gym toned, but still skinny
- speaks very good english


***** Price *****
£70 for 30mn, no extras

***** Services *****
very light DFK, OWO, protected sex, CIM

***** The Punt *****
- Paid fee
- My Shower (alone)
- Sex
- My shower (alone)


***** Positive *****
No Sergei / punters / prossies around, which feels safer
Good attitude, friendly, keen to take any position
Good CIM, no dodging
No checks of her mobile phone during the punt
No time wasting techniques, no cum-rushing
Barely any usage of sprays, lubes, wipes etc
Good VFM at £70phh

***** Neutral *****
Average looking girl
Can't deep throat
No clock in the room
No nice lingerie


***** Negative *****
No passion, very mechanical and professional "which position do you want now ?", not any kind of GFE
very weak OWO, no real suction power - just enough to get hard
doesn't want to suck/lick balls at all "I don't do it"
Closing her eyes or avoiding eye contact during sex
No sofa available for sex
no proper DFK
The crap location / tower / flat / room / shower : rent must be cheap as fuck
Lazy on the make-up, she could do better

[MikaelMika81]

Thank you mate for this review ,now she is off the HL , I've try to see her last week  and I've suspect is not going to be a good punt after the discussion on the phone

[bedhedred]

Thank you mate for this review ,now she is off the HL , I've try to see her last week  and I've suspect is not going to be a good punt after the discussion on the phone

For balance, I am on my 10th visit in 12 months and I found her consistently high quality. Brilliant owo. 👍

In fact, I'd go and book her today but I'm heading out west.

[MikaelMika81]

Good for you mate ,but you know how it is everyone's got good days and bad days,maybe when I've called her she wasn't in a good mood, anyway there are so many fish in the see ......

[bedhedred]

Good for you mate ,but you know how it is everyone's got good days and bad days,maybe when I've called her she wasn't in a good mood, anyway there are so many fish in the see ......

I sea what you mean.

[Decadent Hobby]

I sea what you mean.

Boom!! 

[Decadent Hobby]

Op, my experience was more in line with yours. I had a very ‘meh’ time, with her going through the motions (I felt). I’m sure she ticks other peoples boxes but, not for me.

Also, the location.... pretty depressing.

[bedhedred]

Also, the location.... pretty depressing.

Obviously council estates aren't ideal but they are the venue for a huge number of affordable punts.

Here's a couple of utterly shit punts which took place in beautiful pads.
My visit to Knightsbridge
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=289575.0
And Earl's Court
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=290991.0

[magnetico]

Brilliant owo. 👍

Do you feel any kind of "suction power" with her ? I was barely feeling anything. I'm curious as it was very unusual.

[CrypticTurbo197]

Do you feel any kind of "suction power" with her ? I was barely feeling anything. I'm curious as it was very unusual.

Well I've seen her 3 times and on all occasions the suction has been good

[nevi]

Seen Chantelle a few times now.....always got a good service from her.....good BJ with CIM & good sex. Always an enjoyable time with her. Never had any complaints.

[bedhedred]

I could have gone to Chantelle today 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=298764.0

This one was a real robot.

[CrypticTurbo197]

I could have gone to Chantelle today 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=298764.0

This one was a real robot.

Ahh what a shame Bedhedred. You should've definitely went to see Chantelle, As her service is always consistently good! Atleast with all the meets I've had with her. (3) and I've seen her fairly recently and already feeling like going  back.

[bedhedred]

My logic was that Wiki will be gone next week. Chantelle will be there.

[patulea]

I've got to agree with BHR here. I've seen Chantelle regularly now in about 5 different locations and she has always been a consistently good punt. Nothing spectacular but for £70 she's good VFM.

Her current location  is probably the worst she's worked from but I've never experienced any trouble in the area.

[DocJohnson]

I need to write up my 1 hr meet with Chantelle but I can see both sides of the coin here. OP has point about weak suction, but I still found it good and plentiful and I can see how she would please many a punter.  YMMV, as ever. She was solid for me, all be it a little “professional” in the way she got two pops from me.

By contrast, I really knew my dick was getting sucked when I went to see Miranda in her much smarter Whitechapel pad, an hour after leaving Chantelle.  She would do well to lose weight IMO and will also get her own review. Despite the suction being good and also taking CIM, it will be a less positive one than Chantelle’s.

I promised myself I need to work out how to tactfully drop a neutral (maybe even negative) review on Zelda Thai before writing up other reviews. That could really set the cat amongst pigeons. 

[boardyhell]

i have only seen her once
that was in shepherds bush
reasonable price for a good service
i would have returned if she was local
definitely value for money and i suspect a better service upon repeat visits in my experience

[bedhedred]

I need to write up my 1 hr meet with Chantelle but I can see both sides of the coin here. OP has point about weak suction, but I still found it good and plentiful and I can see how she would please many a punter.  YMMV, as ever. She was solid for me, all be it a little “professional” in the way she got two pops from me.

By contrast, I really knew my dick was getting sucked when I went to see Miranda in her much smarter Whitechapel pad, an hour after leaving Chantelle.  She would do well to lose weight IMO and will also get her own review. Despite the suction being good and also taking CIM, it will be a less positive one than Chantelle’s.

Chantelle is on my fucking dick nearly non stop for 25 minutes without a word of complaint.

If the next guy can tell me an attractive blonde who will do that every fuckin time for 70 - 110, then I'll stop believing in Chantelle, but I don't think you can tell me, because I've been round several blocks more than once. And I haven't met the next one.

I got more sensation than I bargained for with Miranda

😂😂😂
Right about the toothy face fuck. Rasping! 😖

I always felt like I'd had a wrestling match afterwards.

[boardyhell]

only thing wrong with chantelle is she 10 miles from my house

[BootsnBunches]

Chantelle is on my fucking dick nearly non stop for 25 minutes without a word of complaint.

If the next guy can tell me an attractive blonde who will do that every fuckin time for 70 - 110, then I'll stop believing in Chantelle, but I don't think you can tell me, because I've been round several blocks more than once. And I haven't met the next one.

I got more sensation than I bargained for with Miranda

I liked Chantelle when I went. Lovely girl and did what I wanted. I think some punters have very big expectations but I also think different girls gel with different people and it is possible they have an off day.

I saw my favourite SP last week for the first time since Xmas when I didn’t have a great session.  I thought it worth going back as other sessions had been so good. She apologised as soon as I went in, and spent a couple of minutes explaining why. She then made it up to me 😀

I can imagine Chantelle being similar with a valued customer. Let’s face it she has a loyal fan base and doesn’t need to worry about the occasional person she doesn’t take to or who doesn’t like what she does.

[bedhedred]

I liked Chantelle when I went. Lovely girl and did what I wanted. I think some punters have very big expectations but I also think different girls gel with different people and it is possible they have an off day.

I saw my favourite SP last week for the first time since Xmas when I didn’t have a great session.  I thought it worth going back as other sessions had been so good. She apologised as soon as I went in, and spent a couple of minutes explaining why. She then made it up to me 😀

I can imagine Chantelle being similar with a valued customer. Let’s face it she has a loyal fan base and doesn’t need to worry about the occasional person she doesn’t take to or who doesn’t like what she does.

I do repeat visits to girls a lot. Once they become trusted, it takes a lot to ruin that. I have neutrals with girls like that and those neutrals beat other girls positive efforts.

[tantraman]

***** The WG *****
- 30-35yo-polish
- face 6/10
- fake boobs, done on the cheap, feel like a bag of sand ?
- flat stomach
- shaved pussy
- body not gym toned, but still skinny

... body shots compiled here

[DocJohnson]

Chantelle is on my fucking dick nearly non stop for 25 minutes without a word of complaint.

If the next guy can tell me an attractive blonde who will do that every fuckin time for 70 - 110, then I'll stop believing in Chantelle, but I don't think you can tell me, because I've been round several blocks more than once. And I haven't met the next one.

I got more sensation than I bargained for with Miranda

  Miranda

Chantelle is great in my book. I always have high expectations of well reviewed SPs - she certainly lived up to those expectations better than Zelda!

[junior89ww]

Where’s her location? (Removed as per rule # 22) Moving to Bermondsey so interesting in the punt

[daviemac]

Where’s her location? (Removed as per rule # 22) Moving to Bermondsey so interesting in the punt

The location is given in the review. Please read the rules before posting again. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

[Convince Me]

Where’s her location? (Removed as per rule # 22) Moving to Bermondsey so interesting in the punt

Seeing a Prossie in your neighbourhood seems like a good idea for so many reasons   

[bedhedred]

Seeing a Prossie in your neighbourhood seems like a good idea for so many reasons   

I once fucked a girl 2 blocks away from my place. 😂😅

It was a drizzling Sunday morning and I pulled on an anorak. Hood drooping over my face. I walked into the action zone from a direction where I could observe the passers-by for anyone I knew, but there was no one there.

You have to be quite cloak and dagger to make it work.

[TantricDude]

Miranda

Agreed 100%. My default paid fuck buddy. My review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=289800.0

She's back too

TantricDude

[Convince Me]

I once fucked a girl 2 blocks away from my place. 😂😅

It was a drizzling Sunday morning and I pulled on an anorak. Hood drooping over my face. I walked into the action zone from a direction where I could observe the passers-by for anyone I knew, but there was no one there.

You have to be quite cloak and dagger to make it work.

Have a reason for being in the area (when playing away from home) & remember this weeks later. Going to a punt in a different part of town I saw a chap from my local  & realised he could drop me in it with the missus, so a back story is always handy.