Jennifer Brazillian - Glasgow

[Aa746]

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£100 for 30 mins. I dont normally go for this price range but my cock has a brain too.

Location in city centre.

Easy comms. Got a reply straight away and easy directions.

Appearance : Its the girl in the photos. pretty, very toned body. can see the ribcage lol. her photos are abit touched up.

cash out the way and on the bed with some very plain kissing. I had asked for owo which i got which was ok. not special.
i asked for 69 she said no. She has lovey perfect solid boobs which fit in my palm perfectly. light kissing on the neck and then got the bag on and had her on top. fuck me i was about to come in 30 seconds she was that tight. then switched to doggy and that lasted about 10 seconds. stil had 15 mins left and asked if she wanted a massage but had a wee chat instead. got changed and left with a goodbye kiss

overall shes pretty and polite. service is defo not worth £100 hh. theres nothing special about the service apart from the very tight pussy.

I would not return though.

she was also talking about someone elses review on here where they mentioned another guy. She said that was her freind who just happened to be there at the same time. i couldnt see or hear anyone else in the flat.

[Matrix]

Did she just randomly bring up this site?

[Gunner1]

She looks good, how tall would you say she was?

[CasperGomez]

Not very tall maybe 5'3?

[CasperGomez]

Did she just randomly bring up this site?

Or did the OP bring it up?

[Aa746]

Yeah, about 5'3 is right

[Aa746]

Or did the OP bring it up?

I said i would leave her a review and she brought the review up and asked if you seen it i said yeah lol

[nike]

I said i would leave her a review and she brought the review up and asked if you seen it i said yeah lol

What was ur rationale , for bringing up a potential review ?

[Tim_10]

I said i would leave her a review and she brought the review up and asked if you seen it i said yeah lol

Interesting

[seeker]

I said i would leave her a review and she brought the review up and asked if you seen it i said yeah lol

Offering reviews
Disturbing 

[Matrix]

She'll be delighted that you left her a neutral...

[Jock D]

I said i would leave her a review and she brought the review up and asked if you seen it i said yeah lol

You're setting yourself up...one way or another...for an almighty fall

[Uncle Buck]

Offering reviews
Disturbing 

Disturbing might be a little dramatic.

Completely daft? Definitely!

[myothernameis]

I said i would leave her a review and she brought the review up and asked if you seen it i said yeah lol

Worthy of a ban

[Massagetugga]

Worthy of a ban

Why, different if it was a threat of leaving a shit review?

[J_H]

I've had plenty of WGs fishing to see if I was intending to leave a review in AW, but can't remember one ever mentioning this site.

[myothernameis]

Why, different if it was a threat of leaving a shit review?

Maybe not the best thing to say, on the OP point of view

[willie loman]

Adult work reviews are a bit of mutual backscratching, "perfect gentleman who knows how to treat a lady" "much better than her photoes" etc. uk punting is read by staff and management in the saunas, marmalade is the mystery man, they tend to work out who everyone else is, as i speak and write in the same manner, the scottie girls soon outed me,got a bit of the cold shoulder in the lounge in blair st, the foreigners hardly give a fuck what you write.most of them are moving on,  the op is perfectly entitled to tell the girl he is giving her a review, too many sheriffs on this forum.

[nike]

Adult work reviews are a bit of mutual backscratching, "perfect gentleman who knows how to treat a lady" "much better than her photoes" etc. uk punting is read by staff and management in the saunas, marmalade is the mystery man, they tend to work out who everyone else is, as i speak and write in the same manner, the scottie girls soon outed me,got a bit of the cold shoulder in the lounge in blair st, the foreigners hardly give a fuck what you write.most of them are moving on,  the op is perfectly entitled to tell the girl he is giving her a review, too many sheriffs on this forum.

Ur entitled to ur views but u seem to be a lone voice of unreason.

[seeker]

Disturbing might be a little dramatic.

Completely daft? Definitely!

when did he mention leaving a review.
Before the fun started
or
After the deed was done .
Either could be inducement or threat .

[myothernameis]

when did he mention leaving a review.
Before the fun started
or
After the deed was done .
Either could be inducement or threat .

Wonder how Jennifer found out about the review, and the situation of the friend.  I had logged out one day, and check threads on here, so guessing you just cant view threads, you need to log in.

she was also talking about someone elses review on here where they mentioned another guy. She said that was her freind who just happened to be there at the same time. i couldnt see or hear anyone else in the flat.

[Tim_10]

Wonder how Jennifer found out about the review, and the situation of the friend.  I had logged out one day, and check threads on here, so guessing you just cant view threads, you need to log in.

read her other review by Gomez or something, its mentioned in the comment how she knew about these reviews.
 I don't know how to quote from another post

[Uncle Buck]

when did he mention leaving a review.
Before the fun started
or
After the deed was done .
Either could be inducement or threat .

I’ll stick to the punter being daft and you stick to your detective mysteries and we’ll be fine.

[Aa746]

She didnt give me a shit service. It was ok. And i said i would leave her a review in a nice way.

A neutral review isnt a bad review....

If the girl gave you a nice service there is absolutely no harm in letting her know that you will leave her a review. Its different if she gives you a shite service.

She actually said thanks to me when i said ill leave her a review.

So tbh nothing seems wrong here tbh

[nike]

Me thinks the damsel doth protest too loudly, me lord, tbh, tbh.
It is absolutely wrong, when u start touting urself as a reviewer and they will know ur username on here, will u be as objective as if u were completely anonymous.
What were u hoping to achieve, by telling the sp that u were leaving her a review?

[willie loman]

Me thinks the damsel doth protest too loudly, me lord, tbh, tbh.
It is absolutely wrong, when u start touting urself as a reviewer and they will know ur username on here, will u be as objective as if u were completely anonymous.
What were u hoping to achieve, by telling the sp that u were leaving her a review?

where did he say he was touting himself as a reviewer? the next girl he sees will have no idea of his user name either, his review was by the standards of the forum, honest about her ,  and him.seemed objective enough for me. Though foreign birds who are here today, gone tomorrow, dont interest me.  as a general observation, i would not advise a punter to reveal he is a reviewer, its something that could come back to haunt you.

[myothernameis]

And i said i would leave her a review in a nice way.

There nothing wrong with you telling the escort, your going to leave a review, and it your choice.  But when it comes to UKP, it not a good idea, to say this on the board, and it might be taken in the wrong way

[nike]

where did he say he was touting himself as a reviewer?

I said i would leave her a review.

[Jock D]

If the girl gave you a nice service there is absolutely no harm in letting her know that you will leave her a review. Its different if she gives you a shite service.

She actually said thanks to me when i said ill leave her a review.

So tbh nothing seems wrong here tbh

You're really not getting the point...are you

[Jock D]

There nothing wrong with you telling the escort, your going to leave a review, and it your choice.  But when it comes to UKP, it not a good idea, to say this on the board, and it might be taken in the wrong way

Seriously?

What kind of advice is this...be a two faced liar when you post on UKP

[Clattypats]

If the girl gave you a nice service there is absolutely no harm in letting her know that you will leave her a review.

Bet she's chuffed to Fuck with the "Neutral"... 

[willie loman]

Bet she's chuffed to Fuck with the "Neutral"... 

underlines the point that he has been objective, but did he give her a good pounding?

[willie loman]

you can quote shakespeare, but you dont seem to know what touting means.

[Clattypats]

underlines the point that he has been objective, but did he give her a good pounding?

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[nike]

you can quote shakespeare, but you dont seem to know what touting means.

I do, to prove my point, I will use it in a sentence.
There's an odd fellow on UKP, who likes to  tout the saunas and their owners. 

[willie loman]

I do, to prove my point, I will use it in a sentence.
There's an odd fellow on UKP, who likes to  tout the saunas and their owners. 

not bad, but it doesnt apply to this case.

[David1970]

I do, to prove my point, I will use it in a sentence.
There's an odd fellow on UKP, who likes to  tout the saunas and their owners. 

He is their self appointed PR man, not a tout

[willie loman]

He is their self appointed PR man, not a tout

nike, clattypants, david 1970, only one missing , Matrix, the gang of four.

[Clattypats]

He is their self appointed PR man, not a tout

See, it seems pretty unanimous that the only way he tries to stay relevant (and I've noticed it over the last few weeks) is to jump onto threads with his wee snide digs at certain posters... I treat him with the contempt he deserves, and the total irrelevance I find him to be personally... 

[willie loman]

See, it seems pretty unanimous that the only way he tries to stay relevant (and I've noticed it over the last few weeks) is to jump onto threads with his wee snide digs at certain posters... I treat him with the contempt he deserves, and the total irrelevance I find him to be personally... 

no problems, i will "take it like a champ".

[Clattypats]

no problems, i will "take it like a champ".

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[willie loman]

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wont be wasting any more time clicking on your links, how old are you anyway? dont meant your mental age.

[nike]

He is their self appointed PR man, not a tout

Not disputed.
I was just proving that I know the meaning of tout, primary school,  styyleey.

[Courtney]

Seriously?

What kind of advice is this...be a two faced liar when you post on UKP

+1 ...not the advice I would have expected from a member since 2013.

There nothing wrong with you telling the escort, your going to leave a review, and it your choice.  But when it comes to UKP, it not a good idea, to say this on the board, and it might be taken in the wrong way

....please don’t tell us you have been 2 faced for 8 years. 

[myothernameis]

....please don’t tell us you have been 2 faced for 8 years. 

No way Im two faced, but what Im trying to point out, the op let us know, he told the escort he will leave a review on here, and thats possibly an issue

[Matrix]

nike, clattypants, david 1970, only one missing , Matrix, the gang of four.

Actually, there's a lot more than 4 reviewers in this region. 

underlines the point that he has been objective, but did he give her a good pounding?

A pounding you say, sir?

lots of girls cant be bothered with young guys who want to pound them non stop for a full session

It's good that they have you to voice their opinions for them.



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[Matrix]

It's sad that he refuses to acknowledge that's it's incredibly useful, in a review, when it's made known that the girl in question can take a "pounding".  I guess it's only applicable to men who actually fuck and review girls and give something back to the forum, once in a while.

He still hasn't actually explained his issue with the term, despite it's clear relevance on a punting site.

[willie loman]

It's sad that he refuses to acknowledge that's it's incredibly useful, in a review, when it's made known that the girl in question can take a "pounding".  I guess it's only applicable to men who actually fuck and review girls and give something back to the forum, once in a while.

He still hasn't actually explained his issue with the term, despite it's clear relevance on a punting site.

just having a little tease, noticed you have stopped using it.

[nike]

Just came across this post, very pertinent imo.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=298803.msg3123564#msg3123564

[daviemac]

Doesn't need to be repeated in full on every board, the link to it is enough.