External Link/Members OnlyThe tale So this punt happened during the summer. I meant to join purely to inform my fellow punters of this sorrow affair but registration was down and then when I could join the SP profile was down. There was a serious lack of girls working at this time so I took a gamble I will forever regret.
Price £100 for HH
Comms Number on profile , rang and made a booking for later that day and postcode was sent.
Arrived bang on time as always. Phoned up to get exact address no answer. Phoned back five minutes later she picked up totally surprised by me saying I’m here Even though I’d arranged it FFS! Told me to wait 10 mins for her to get ready very bad start should have fucked off then but my other brain was in control. Sat pretty and waited another 15 then rang again was told which house number and some confusing instructions were given.
The gaffSo parked by a pub then wanddered a few hundred metres to a row of bungalows. Was the sort of place people stick their Nan to see out her final few months. Tidyish and fit for purpose. Defiantly no other girls working their as would be too small, I’m sure the neighbours know what’s happening but I imagine they are too old and frail to remember.
Looks Behind the door trick entered the gaff she informed me I’d woken her up. Due to her lack of face pictures I can’t knock her down for her looks, but she wasn’t great to say the least about 5,8 ft curvy no make up or effort made ,wearing a crop top and shorts. I’d have estimate late 30s if not more. I should have walked but I’d come this far!
Performance She seemed a bit spaced out when conversing with her not sure if she was nervous or had been on something but not totally with it. Coughed up the cash 💵 on arrival. OW un memorable technique very shallow. I didn’t fancy going in for a kiss with this one so can’t comment on that , tits were decent but gravity was having it effect. Had a suckle on them and they were her only attractive feature. Couple of positions done then she relieved me by hand with the Connie still on (because of covid weird logic )
Cleaned up with wet wipes 🧻 and brief chat about the day or weather she’s very strange and speech was slow she has one eye that’s slightly lazy. Tbh I left this punt feeling like a bit of an abuser which wasn’t exactly what I was aiming for.
The final red card About a week after the crime she texted me some nonsense out of the blue about having to reserve or something. Which could be a real issue for some one who doesn’t have a punting phone an is in my opinion unforgivable!
Recap I went with high hopes but they were short lived. Shit service un attractive woman and no respect for punters time should have fucking walked but another one of my many regrets. £100 lighter deep cleaned afterwards worst punt of my life so far.
Avoid !
