External Link/Members OnlyI saw this lady a while ago, when the lockdown rules were lighter.
I was attracted by her photos and her well-presented profile. I tried for a while to meet her but circumstances never coincided for a while.
Then, one Sunday morning, they did.
I visited for half an hour and I think I paid £80; perhaps I'm wrong as it's £90 now but it was a while ago. The house opens onto a quiet street, a few people wandering about, but nobody nosy. House is very well kept, nicely furnished. 'Aphrodite' is as her pictures suggest - sexy flame-red hair, tight body, well looked after, pretty face. Very attractive.
But BOY CAN SHE TALK! It took all of the eroticism out of the meet. Initially I thought she was just being really friendly and making me at ease. But it was like a running commentary. I can usually remember quite clearly the details of a punt, but that is all that sticks out for me from that liaison...
I had already just showered but had a quick spruce up then we got on the bed. Some light kissing / fk and lots of stroking and groping ensued. I love going down on a woman and off I went. Fresh, clean, nicely shaven, so in I went. And the commentary started. Do this, do that, I usually like it when... and so on, and so forth. Some girls, you know they will relax and have an orgasm, or try to. That is part of the fun for me. I simply could not begin to calculate how many pussies I have tasted during my life! And I love it, so I'm not bad at it

This time, I couldn't have given a flying f***, pleasant as she was. Don't think it was doing it for her either so I stopped and let her pay me some attention.
A reasonable covered oral session ensued, then she sat on my face for a little while as I played with myself. Then she climbed aboard but said I was too big to ride, so I went on top. I completed my (e)mission and climbed off.
All a bit vague as it was not momentous in any way. Attractive, friendly woman, nice discreet gaff. BUT the commentary. John Motson would have been highly impressed.
Not a red, as I didn't think OH NO what a waste of money. But not a green as I certainly would not return.
I think she may very much be a classic example of YMMV so perhaps others may enjoy more rewarding visits.

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