Author Topic: Helen Milfy Gloucester Docks  (Read 3184 times)


6 review(s) for helen.milfy. (1 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline pythondan

30 minutes for £70

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I had been aware of Helen's profile for a few years but had never taken the plunge as some of the profile text seemed to show she was a bit high maintenance as the were many constraints, threats to block numbers etc. Individually they are probably reasonable and I have no doubt she gets a lot of frustrating timewasters but it did tend to put me off. I did think she looked pretty good in some of her profile photos so, when I found myself in Gloucester with a rare opportunity to punt, I thought I would arrange a meeting.

Helen's contact number was shown on her profile so I texted her, got a reasonably quick response, and was able to arrange a meeting for a couple of hours later. She sent me the post code of her place which turned out to be a flat in a block tucked away in a quiet corner of the docks.

I texted upon arrival and was left waiting like a lemon for a few minutes before she responded with the flat number. I was buzzed in and was soon entering the flat which proved to be a nice, tidy place.

Helen herself was more stocky than I expected from her photos. Not fat but I would struggle to call her petite. Facially she is attractive.

I think I was more nervous than normal and Helen picked up on this. Rather than try to put me at ease she was fairly brusque and, whilst having a shower (which was nice and clean) I was having second thoughts about being there.

Out of the shower and dried off she directed me to lie on the bed, rolled a condom onto my member (which surprisingly given my mental state was hard) and began some oral. This was actually very good for covered oral. I stroked her body and bum whilst this was going on but when I reached her pussy she removed my hand after a few moments of rubbing.

She then decided it was time for sex and decided we should do it doggy style. This was quite good - her bum was firm and she took a reasonable pounding. I wanted to change positions and asked her to go on top but she was not willing to do this so we moved to missionary. I was feeling out of my comfort zone so I decided to cum as soon as I could and managed to do so helped by the sight and feel of her enormous boobs.

Having finished I had another quick shower and saw that I had been there 20 minutes as I was drying myself. Back into the room and Helen seemed to have relaxed a bit. She chatted about punting and meets and told me to try to be less nervous and we chatted for about ten minutes as I dressed and left.

Strangely during this chat I warmed a bit to Helen and left feeling a bit better about the meet and think that if I returned subsequent meetings might improve.

This was a real curate's egg of a punt. I think my nervousness (which was strange to me as I would class myself as an experienced punter) had a big effect on the punt. If I had been more relaxed it would have gone better.

I am rating this neutral (which does feel a little generous) as the comms, venue and price were good and the oral and sex were enjoyable. Oddly I have been thinking of returning but that may be due to the lack of decent alternatives currently available.

Offline Markc

Thanks for your review. I been thinking about seeing her for a while as she is based close to where l live.
I am on holiday in 2 weeks time so l will book a punt then. I will a post a review after l have seen her.

Offline willabe

I have always liked her pics but been put off, 1 by the mixed reviews and 2 by the fact she doesn't do OWO let alone CIM. If she is now bigger than her pics, too I wont be adding her to my HL. Shame.

Offline carl94

I met her a couple of years ago (before I found this gold mine) and found her awful, attitude, doesn't do things listed, way bigger and older than her profile would have you believe and rather smelly herself with a grotty place. This was the days before I would walk if I got a bad feeling. I so wish I had walked that day, please save your cash and find an alternative or have a wank.

Offline Syze1001

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Awful experience with her. Had to stop as she was to sore so tried to finish me off with her hand..... definitely a lot bigger than her pics. Would save your cash
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Offline Cheltclient

I was interested in her a while ago as thought her pictures were actually ok but was always unsure as the tone of the profile was quite confrontational (I thought) and I was fairly sure ‘discretion’ actually meant ‘no-fuckin-chance-pal’

Was really bored one morning and no other options. Think I text her about 8am but she was showing as available. Got a random torrent of abuse back from her. From memory she was saying how dare I text her so early and how insulting it was to think she would do bookings at any hour. I did give a little bit back as it was farcical and she seemed to really want to just argue. Was odd but bullet avoided
« Last Edit: February 22, 2021, 05:07:39 pm by Cheltclient »

Offline Markc

Thanks for your reply’s guys. I give her a miss now.
Maybe l go over to Cheltenham to see Pixie or Isabelle.

Offline Razor Boy

I have seen her a couple of times and have a few thoughts about her.
In my experience of her...The comms have always been swift and to the point. Reading her AW profile before I booked,  I never expected the best punt of my life or the worst and that’s what I got. To be honest she was a pump and dump that did the job in the 30 minutes I was there. There was , as stated, no owo and the first time I saw her she didn’t want to do doggy ( if I remember rightly) but the second time took a good pounding arse up face down.
She was perfectly friendly , was clean and showered, had good tits ( manufactured) , gave good covered head and had a good arse. I found her 7/10 attractive and would probably visit again if I was in the area and horny, even though she’s a bit formulaic in the service.  If she were a whiskey she would be a Jameson’s ... does what it says on the bottle , way better and way worse out there.