First Punt...SO many questions...Help?!

[T_Nizo]

Hello there,
newbie here, longtime lurker though! About to head off into the big wide world of punting for the first time, but have absolutely no idea what to expect, so many questions, so little time.

Read through some peoples first time experiences, but still have a few things on my mind. How do these things typically work, if I'm paying for an hour does that time start the minute I show up or once the "deed" starts. Do I have to ask to do a certain position or can i just sort of take control and put her into doggy, missionary, etc.

Any advice you got to give i'd love to hear
thanks!

[taplow]

I usually take along an egg timer and a set of diagrams.

[T_Nizo]

SHIT! DIAGRAMS! Knew I was forgetting something - already got the egg timer packed though. Nothing gets past me

[Bangers and Gash]

Any advice you got to give i'd love to hear
thanks!

Yes, post her link on here. We've got plenty that'll sniff out a dud. 

[T_Nizo]

Thanks Bangers and Gash, I'm actually going with Hayley X X, after reading a bunch of folks reviews on here.

Basically, just want to go in with a little more knowledge on the whole etiquette of things, rather than bombarding the poor girl with questions.

[Quatro]

In my experience, as you're paying, most WGs will be happy to let you take the lead as long as they're happy with where you're going.

I don't usually have a set agenda, but I think if you have a clear idea about what you're after, the clearer you communicate that, the better punt you'll have.

If you use this site to reference the lucky lady you should get some decent pointers about how to enjoy your time with her.

[JV547845]

I'm still not really sure myself when the clock starts ticking, depends on the girl.  I just play it by ear and if they yak too much and don't make up the time later doing stuff I like I'm unlikely to return.  I'd just tell them what position you want once you're both ready for that, but bare in mind she might need a different position and not everything in the karma sutra is always possible, e.g. if there's a big height difference or if she's a big girl. 

[T_Nizo]

nice one, thanks for the tips so far folks

[JV547845]

Hayley looks fantastic - I'm pretty jealous actually.

[Quatro]

You going for the conveyor belt session?

In at the deep end!

[T_Nizo]

Noooo, no! Not conveyor belt session just yet haha. Just 1 to 1 for now.

[Steely Dan]

It starts when you are supposed to arrive, or when you do arrive, whichever is first.  But you will learn there is no need to worry about this - most girls are not clock watchers.  But if they do let you stay 10 min late, this is not to make up for the 10 min chat, this is because they are being kind. I mostly welcome this, but I never expect it. 

[T_Nizo]

Is it typical to deal with money first I assume? and then once thats out of the way just get straight to it I'm guessing?

[taplow]

It depends, if I like the look of her, usually I set up a direct debit.

[Alistairs]

I always chat for a minute or two and they are scoping you out making sure your not old bill and youre making sure youre not getting scammed and then I hand the money over and then onto sexy time 

[T_Nizo]

It depends, if I like the look of her, usually I set up a direct debit.

Good idea! But I was hoping to pay by cheque 

[JV547845]

Yeah money first, they may leave the room briefly while they count it, scan for forgeries, inform their buddy and maybe get changed.  Then when they return,  some girls like you to strip straight away some don't, but even then there's at least a token attempt at foreplay before getting down to it. 

[vorian]

Thanks Bangers and Gash, I'm actually going with Hayley X X, after reading a bunch of folks reviews on here.

Basically, just want to go in with a little more knowledge on the whole etiquette of things, rather than bombarding the poor girl with questions.

You have zero need to worry Hayley is a top girl and imho the best of the best.  You have chosen wisely,  just let her know in advance it is your first time with an escort and she will guide you through it. I would imagine she will have a quick chat with you downstairs first,  before taking you to the bedroom.  Make sure you get a good look at her arse as she walks up the spiral staircase.

Seriously you have booked a gold standard WG and will have a great time with her. Don't forget to do a review always helps the next punter out.

[taplow]

T Nizo, you're a top man.

[vorian]

Noooo, no! Not conveyor belt session just yet haha. Just 1 to 1 for now.

Hey don't knock the CBF until you try it, they are a lot of fun and the regulars a top bunch of punters. 

[T_Nizo]

Hey don't knock the CBF until you try it, they are a lot of fun and the regulars a top bunch of punters. 

Not knocking it at all, sounds bloody fantastic...just don't think I'm quite ready for it yet

[T_Nizo]

Cheers, Vorian.

and Taplow, can't beat a good bit of trollin' lol!

[vorian]

Is it typical to deal with money first I assume? and then once thats out of the way just get straight to it I'm guessing?

Hand the money over when you go in the lounge,  as I said don't worry about the etiquette, I would imagine she has a lot of first timers.  You will be offered a shower but as long as you are clean it's not expected.

[taplow]

Laughing since I heard about the "deed."

[T_Nizo]

 

[vorian]

Cheers, Vorian.

and Taplow, can't beat a good bit of trollin' lol!

When you get access to PM feel free to message me if you have any specific questions, I would be happy to do my best to help.

[T_Nizo]

When you get access to PM feel free to message me if you have any specific questions, I would be happy to do my best to help.

Thanks man, I really appreciate that!

[taplow]

So many questions, so little time.

[vorian]

Thanks man, I really appreciate that!

Your welcome, normally you need to make twenty post or so before getting access to PM. Until then if you have any general question, post away but as I said you don't need to worry as you have picked a well reviewed girl and thus should not get any unpleasant surprises.

[Alistairs]

You could always ring him at the punt 

[vorian]

You could always ring him at the punt 

Or set up a conference call, with an optional video link. Hey if it helps out another punter I don't mind. 

[T_Nizo]

So many questions, so little time.

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[T_Nizo]

Or set up a conference call, with an optional video link. Hey if it helps out another punter I don't mind. 

How about a can on a string?

[vorian]

How about a can on a string?

That would work 

[T_Nizo]

That would work 

I'll need to factor this into my budget!

[vorian]

I'll need to factor this into my budget!

I'm very cheap and don't charge much for extras. 

[T_Nizo]

I'm very cheap and don't charge much for extras. 

ZING!! 

[threechilliman]

Like the look of her CB session. Interesting use of a Cadburys Boost bar in the last FR!!

Put one in your pocket before you go.....

[vorian]

Like the look of her CB session. Interesting use of a Cadburys Boost bar in the last FR!!

Put one in your pocket before you go.....

The CBF sessions are very good as are the large parties, excellent venue and hosts as well. I must say she is adaptable and does a very enjoyable vanilla GFE if that's what is required by the punter. 

[wristjob]

Dunno about Keeley and nobody has posted a link but if she's a good girl as a couple of peeps have said then that will make it easier.

Generally pay first

I would say the time is when you walk in BUT if she asks you to have a shower (which you should do immediately before going if possible) I would suggest you accept and assume the time starts from when that finishes - just don't hang around in there. Most decent girls seem to be able to pace a session - or more to the point if time is running out you'll get asked how you want to finish. That's your cue there's 5-10 minutes left.

At the start of the session you might face "the test". She might ask if you want a massage - for escorts a massage is code for squat over your face and have a dump in your mouth. Always decline or possibly "maybe later".

If she offers services you might like bear in mind she isn't the sweet girl who works in the florist so if you were to for example ask "can I spunk on your tits and watch you lick it off" she will likely not be offended or embarrassed so neither should you be. You probably won't be the first or last person to ask - that day even. Of course don't push on anything she's uncomfortable with.

Bear in mind who is paying you so - it's nice for the girl to enjoy herself but it's your birthday party. If she offers to go on top but you want to go on top say so. if you then decide you want her to go on top - say so. If you then decide.... your party capiche.

Did I mention not being embarrassed about asking for what you want - go read that again - about 100 times.

If you get nervous and things go a bit - soft - well you are in bed with a gorgeous babe (haven't checked she might be size 20 and 67 years old) you aren't there to impress her, she's seen it all before and I'm sure there's something more fun to do than getting stressed. you could ask for a massage even - it's ok if you ask, no squatting.

Good luck.

[T_Nizo]

CB session does sound absolutely incredible - something to consider for the future perhaps. From the look of her photos she's absolutely stunning and it seems like theres nothing but fantastic review after fantastic review. really looking forward to it.

[T_Nizo]

Dunno about Keeley and nobody has posted a link but if she's a good girl as a couple of peeps have said then that will make it easier.

Generally pay first

I would say the time is when you walk in BUT if she asks you to have a shower (which you should do immediately before going if possible) I would suggest you accept and assume the time starts from when that finishes - just don't hang around in there. Most decent girls seem to be able to pace a session - or more to the point if time is running out you'll get asked how you want to finish. That's your cue there's 5-10 minutes left.

At the start of the session you might face "the test". She might ask if you want a massage - for escorts a massage is code for squat over your face and have a dump in your mouth. Always decline or possibly "maybe later".

If she offers services you might like bear in mind she isn't the sweet girl who works in the florist so if you were to for example ask "can I spunk on your tits and watch you lick it off" she will likely not be offended or embarrassed so neither should you be. You probably won't be the first or last person to ask - that day even. Of course don't push on anything she's uncomfortable with.

Bear in mind who is paying you so - it's nice for the girl to enjoy herself but it's your birthday party. If she offers to go on top but you want to go on top say so. if you then decide you want her to go on top - say so. If you then decide.... your party capiche.

Did I mention not being embarrassed about asking for what you want - go read that again - about 100 times.

If you get nervous and things go a bit - soft - well you are in bed with a gorgeous babe (haven't checked she might be size 20 and 67 years old) you aren't there to impress her, she's seen it all before and I'm sure there's something more fun to do than getting stressed. you could ask for a massage even - it's ok if you ask, no squatting.

Good luck.

haha, nice one - cheers wristjob, appreciate the advice/post!

[threechilliman]

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[wristjob]

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Just found it. Nizo you jammy jammy bastard. Doesn't look like much would make her blush actually.

[Quatro]

At the start of the session you might face "the test". She might ask if you want a massage - for escorts a massage is code for squat over your face and have a dump in your mouth. Always decline or possibly "maybe later".

I got caught out by this my first time 

[threechilliman]

Just found it. Nizo you jammy jammy bastard. Doesn't look like much would make her blush actually.

Yeah, +1

I live about a million miles away from her.... might just ask the question in my area!

[vorian]

Just found it. Nizo you jammy jammy bastard. Doesn't look like much would make her blush actually.

And the best thing is, she is not very photogenic, much better looking in person than her pictures.

[T_Nizo]

And the best thing is, she is not very photogenic, much better looking in person than her pictures.

Wow! Think she already looks great in those pictures - can't wait to see what she looks like in person!

[Frenchie]

Well you've upset me now !!! I can't get this girl out of my head as it is ........!!

Joking aside , from  my relatively  limited experience Hayley really is the cream of the crop . You can ask her ANYTHING .

Perfect for a first punt. Treat her well ... I guarantee you'll go back again and again ...I intend to !!

Make sure you give us a full review after your adventure.....

[T_Nizo]

Well you've upset me now !!! I can't get this girl out of my head as it is ........!!

Joking aside , from  my relatively  limited experience Hayley really is the cream of the crop . You can ask her ANYTHING .

Perfect for a first punt. Treat her well ... I guarantee you'll go back again and again ...I intend to !!

Make sure you give us a full review after your adventure.....

I'll absolutely be sure to post a review! Really looking forward to it haha