Author Topic: English Ella Birmingham  (Read 4368 times)


6 review(s) for British Elise x x x (2 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Boomerang

I’ve been a member of a while now, and apologies in advance for the lack of contributions. Thought it was time to get my ass into gear

The meet for English Ella took place mid December

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Comms
Comms pretty good, prefers text messages and asks you to message on adultwork, guess to confirm and view feedback etc.

Number of texts back and forth to agree a date and time. First attempt fell through, said she would text to confirm. Followed up a couple of times right up to the n’th hour said she couldn’t make it. Agreed another date and time

Text from herself a couple of hours before saying she was running late, can we arrange to next day at 7am.  Wasn’t up for that and said if we can’t do this evening I’d have to leave till the New Year.

Prompt reply saying she can make a meet later on. (Should of just left it at this point)

Profile
Profile reads like a dream, all the things you would want. Descent likes list ie CIM toys, outfits etc. Profile pictures, in a nutshell I would say the pictures in bikinis, model pictures are not what you’re going to get. I can see why she has the filter pictures.

I would say size 12, pushing up a little. Bit of a belly and quite a noticeable double chin. In a nutshell not what you see in the pictures, there is one picture in the private gallery you can see she’s not a size 10 bet went in open minded on dress size.

Location
Apartments off Broad street, well known for other escorts

Meet
Booking agreed for 1 hour at £160

Turn up at the address given. Texted when arrived, no response at first so had slow the walking pace down. Get the text and get buzzed in. Wasn’t feeling two relaxed as two police officers walked past the door up towards the next block. Jump in the lift with apartment number but not the floor, took a guess. Sod’s law, not the right floor. Another text comes in with floor.

So, finally get to the apartment. Ring the bell, door opens. No lights, tucked away behind door.

Get in quite flustered, bit of small talk and not feeling it. Seems pissed off, has the outfit on as requested, but as above. Not feeling it with the size thing.

Go in for a kiss and moves head, guess kissing is off the menu. So going to take her clothes off and undress myself. I’m rock solid at this point. Tits are probably the highlight.

Ask her to sit on my face, jumps on and away I go. Starts loaning about being sensitive (I’m clean shaven so couldn’t be stumble) any way. She gets off and asks if I want a blow job, sure go for it. Not much depth, I would say I’m average. Not very enthusiastic. I ask if CIM is available. No it’s not, you can cum on my tits.

I just said rubber up and jump on, hoping this would be better. She gets on, but did this thing with her feet on my ankles, assume this was Tom control penetration even when tried to push up. First I’ve ever seen this, goes on for abit. Play with her tits and shoot my load.

She jumps off quickly gets wipes, at this point I was like feck and hour and said I’ll just take 30 minutes is that ok. This seemed to piss her off even more, why what’s up. Said to her, you seem pissed off. Goes on to me about the lack of chat. In my head I’m not here for that.

She agrees and gives me £60 back. Was just happy to get do something back and not the whole you booked an hour

Would I see again, not a chance. In this case it was not what you see on the tin. Gutted about the 100. Guess that’s the gamble

Hopefully the above is useful and follow up with other reviews from October/ November

If I’ve missed anything, let me know.



Offline Straightsix

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Her profile just looks full of empty promises.  Well done for telling her she's a miserable cow. Can't tolerate an attitude anymore, not after my years of paying for it. You should of told her you've been with cheaper Romanians who were happier.
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Offline Diggingdeep

Thanks for review, I was contemplating a punt, messaged her but something just didn’t feel right and I was guessing I might be disappointed so went for back up meet with Paloma instead

Offline AffAlchemist

So i had a visit with her several months back as one of my first punts before switching to UK Punting for advice and ive never looked back
I booked a 2 hour outcall and whilst i popped twice, you are right those pics need changing as she looks nothing like that anymore and the fake moaning and light hearted kissing is not good for the £s
I made the best of a poor time and it nearly put me off punting but have been lucky enough to have a lot more success since using this site so these reviews help

Offline Boomerang

Thanks, this site has been very useful. Dodged some bullets for sure. I had bit of spree back in October/November and will post reviews on them. Emma Stone, Hannah Deluxe and Paloma

Offline Diggingdeep

Her previous negative review on here was the biggest red flag for me, saved myself some grief and disappointment  :thumbsup:

Offline chadpitt

The higher the price the greater the potential disappointment

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The higher the price the greater the potential disappointment
Yep, and no correlation to quality of service.
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