Sensai - lush escorts of Birmingham (outcall)

[bonham]

No problem getting  a appointment 1 hour outcall £120 
Arrived on time didn't realy want to do this review has everyone has given positives
Some will probably be pissed off but I realy dont know if it was the same girl others have seen or switched
She arrived in a big fur coat first thing I noticed she looked like diane Abbott but 30 years younger this was a disappointment for a start but has someone seid she talks slow so does diane Abbott
So it could have been partly me but I thurt maybe ok just carry on
Started of I had sky sports on sat on settees she took her coat off I thurt she can give me a blow job while I watch the football 
She stripped off not to bad but still had this diane Abbott thing about her specially her heir well diane gave a descent blow job actually while I was watching sky sports and feeling her tits clit so things were going along nicely raheem Stirling came on sky sports news she commented I thurt that was a girl now raheem dont look like a girl she didn't know who he was is name just commented
30 minutes she seid only 15 minutes left I seid no 30 minutes left you came at 25 past its 5 to now this is when it started to go wrong from then she seid I have to have time to get ready for my next customer I seid so if I booked 30 minutes  I would get 15 minutes on a in call
At that I thurt just fuck her and she can go went up stairs put condom on very difficult has i was angry I just told her fuck it wank me
She couldn't  do it very good so I  wank over her tits that wernt to bad
actually. Had a shower 15 minutes to get ready so left on the hour
Now I wasn't shure weather  to give her a neutral has I really didn't fancy her so if it wasn't for the time I probably would have given a neutral I haven't felt like a punt since then been put right off punting I doubt if I would get hard if I did
So do girls have to have 15 minutes to get ready in your time or shuld it be there own time 

[Goldfinch]

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[bonham]

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Thanks goldfinch 

[Goldfinch]

Thanks goldfinch 

[Dark Vader]

So do girls have to have 15 minutes to get ready in your time or shuld it be there own time 

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In there own fucking time. I think as was mentioned in some other reviews about Lush escorts to bring it up with the office.

[pbrown355]

Diane Abbott!?
I was going to book this young lady. Wouldn't do Diane Abbott if she paid me. (probably couldn't)
So please. someone, do I book Sensai or not?
I like slim, I like anal, quite like submissive. Don't like Diane Abbott.

[Imp8]

Nah.....Don't look like Diane Abbot to me

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[Imp8]

Diane Abbott!?
I was going to book this young lady. Wouldn't do Diane Abbott if she paid me. (probably couldn't)
So please. someone, do I book Sensai or not?
I like slim, I like anal, quite like submissive. Don't like Diane Abbott.

Go for it mate. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

[Imp8]

No problem getting  a appointment 1 hour outcall £120 
Arrived on time didn't realy want to do this review has everyone has given positives
Some will probably be pissed off but I realy dont know if it was the same girl others have seen or switched
She arrived in a big fur coat first thing I noticed she looked like diane Abbott but 30 years younger this was a disappointment for a start but has someone seid she talks slow so does diane Abbott
So it could have been partly me but I thurt maybe ok just carry on
Started of I had sky sports on sat on settees she took her coat off I thurt she can give me a blow job while I watch the football 
She stripped off not to bad but still had this diane Abbott thing about her specially her heir well diane gave a descent blow job actually while I was watching sky sports and feeling her tits clit so things were going along nicely raheem Stirling came on sky sports news she commented I thurt that was a girl now raheem dont look like a girl she didn't know who he was is name just commented
30 minutes she seid only 15 minutes left I seid no 30 minutes left you came at 25 past its 5 to now this is when it started to go wrong from then she seid I have to have time to get ready for my next customer I seid so if I booked 30 minutes  I would get 15 minutes on a in call
At that I thurt just fuck her and she can go went up stairs put condom on very difficult has i was angry I just told her fuck it wank me
She couldn't  do it very good so I  wank over her tits that wernt to bad
actually. Had a shower 15 minutes to get ready so left on the hour
Now I wasn't shure weather  to give her a neutral has I really didn't fancy her so if it wasn't for the time I probably would have given a neutral I haven't felt like a punt since then been put right off punting I doubt if I would get hard if I did
So do girls have to have 15 minutes to get ready in your time or shuld it be there own time 

Hi Bonham.
She had a long black furry coat on when she met me outside her apartment on Water street. She also had massive white Trainers on.
I'm sorry that you had a bad experience with her. Maybe she was just having an off day  !!!'

[Tender.french.kiss]

didn't realy want to do this review has everyone has given positives
Some will probably be pissed off but I realy dont know if it was the same girl others have seen or switched

Sorry to hear about your bad experience.
Don't worry about what others might think. Your review is to relate what YOUR experience was. Might differs from the majority yet it is not less valuable.

[Tender.french.kiss]

So please. someone, do I book Sensai or not?
I like slim, I like anal, quite like submissive. Don't like Diane Abbott.

I'll back up lmp8 on that one. Go for it. You'll have a nice time (but don't watch the telly  , give her all your attention and I am pretty sure she'll give you hers in return) and have no fear, she clearly does not look like Diane Abbott (unless the OPwas victim of a case of B&S)

[vindici]

What an absolute piss take 🤬 You should query this with the Agency. Using the punt time for getting ready and showering is outrageous, thanks for pointing this out.

Classic disdain for the person that's actually paying 😥

[Jmaes123]

Well really you didn’t give her any respect watching the TV and watching football what did you expect. She looks nothing like Diane Abbot at all. These ladies are human not meat

[bonham]

Well really you didn’t give her any respect watching the TV and watching football what did you expect. She looks nothing like Diane Abbot at all. These ladies are human not meat

I did say 30 years younger diane Abbott but she definitely reminded me off her so let's not get into saying she looks spitting image her talk her heir her actions she was slim about the only thing that didn't remind me off her
And she was sucking my dick on 30 minutes when she seid 15 minutes left so because I wasn't giving her my full attention she should knock 15 minutes off she supposed to be pleasing me not the other way round it's my hour not hers I just wanted to make the best of someone I wasn't realy into admittingley but has some have seid thay talk for a lot of the time. So I didn't mind just sitting there and her playing with my dick or isn't that allowed I thurt it was. So was. I disrespectful watching sport while she sucking or playing with my dick
You decide. I did give her a couple of drinks to stop the boredom of it all. I did say sit on my dick she seid I don't do body on body  I did say some will be pissed off with me giving a different review and hear we have it if you want  to change it to a big positive James be my geast because I don't realy care or give a fuck I no way treated her like a meat I take great offence to your fucking meat comment

[bonham]

I did say 30 years younger diane Abbott but she definitely reminded me off her so let's not get into saying she looks spitting image her talk her heir her actions she was slim about the only thing that didn't remind me off her
And she was sucking my dick on 30 minutes when she seid 15 minutes left so because I wasn't giving her my full attention she should knock 15 minutes off she supposed to be pleasing me not the other way round it's my hour not hers I just wanted to make the best of someone I wasn't realy into admittingley but has some have seid thay talk for a lot of the time. So I didn't mind just sitting there and her playing with my dick or isn't that allowed I thurt it was. So was. I disrespectful watching sport while she sucking or playing with my dick
You decide. I did give her a couple of drinks to stop the boredom of it all. I did say sit on my dick she seid I don't do body on body  I did say some will be pissed off with me giving a different review and hear we have it if you want  to change it to a big positive James be my geast because I don't realy care or give a fuck I no way treated her like a peace meat.  I take great offence to your fucking meat comment

[bonham]

Well really you didn’t give her any respect watching the TV and watching football what did you expect. She looks nothing like Diane Abbot at all. These ladies are human not meat

All this your saying james is you spent 3 hours with her and you think its your girlfriend now and take offence of me giving her a negative witch one reason i wasn't sure to give a review sorry i gave a negative to your woman

[seandana]

I would not take any notice of fan boy James but obviously you didn't treat his girlfriend with enough respect  ,you paid your money for her time, what you choose to do with that time is up to you buddy , it's a red all day long with her taking the piss with the time you have paid for .better luck next time.

[bonham]

I would not take any notice of fan boy James but obviously you didn't treat his girlfriend with enough respect  ,you paid your money for her time, what you choose to do with that time is up to you buddy , it's a red all day long with her taking the piss with the time you have paid for .better luck next time.

Thanks seandana
Let me get this straight the diane Abbott comment was when she arrived with her clothing on
It was my first impressions of her the coat the hair the talk no way was her body like Diane Abbott and i did say 30 years younger
I wouldn't say she looked like her pics on lush site
First impressions for me wasn't good so what followed was i just wanted a hour of her playing with and sucking my dick maybe she wanted more attention but football was on 
But i think it would have been a easy hour drinking and occasionally giving my dick some attention whats not to like about that for £120 a hour if thats treating her like meat I'm sorry and apologise to Diane and James and learn from this experience 
 

[Bhamguy]

Quite a lot of negative  reviews  about lush escorts just lately   if you book an hour surely  they got to give you the hour.sorry you had a bad punt mate.one I been looking at for a bit

[vindici]

Well really you didn’t give her any respect watching the TV and watching football what did you expect. She looks nothing like Diane Abbot at all. These ladies are human not meat

Have some respect! What is wrong with asking for a BJ while watching TV? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There is a lot wrong with refusing body on body contact (I think she's in the wrong line of work, if that's the attitude she has) taking £120 for 1hour and only working for 45mins without refunding the difference. She's a proper piss taker that we need to be warned about.

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A word of advice, if you continue White Knighting on this forum you'll kicked sharpish. This is a punter's forum not a place for virtue signalling and people with EAS to white knight their obsession.

[bonham]

Thanks vindici I wasn't bothered about her not doing body on body  contact she just started being awkward for some reason probably because I didn't show her enough attention like James123 did in his 3 hour booking

[pbrown355]

Not do body on body! WTF. Isn't that a huge part of what the job is?

[bonham]

Sorry 4 hours booking

[Night king]

I think personally she took a dislike to bonham,

For some reason, who's paying the money,!!

[bonham]

Not do body on body! WTF. Isn't that a huge part of what the job is?

I would have thurt so imagine going for a massage and the lady saying I dont do touching the body
It's not because she thurt I was repulsive has she commented how toned I am best part of the punt. I even stopped watching the football for 3 seconds 

[Jmaes123]

White knighting, give us a break do I give one. 

So I am not allowed to have my opinion and give a suggestion on a punters forum of why this punt didn’t deliver what the OP expected? I also stand by what I said as I think respect goes two ways to get the best service in any transaction, it’s not white knighting it’s an observation.

Regarding the stupid GF comment well this just shouts out jealousy. I have lots of PAYG girlfriends then and a review as I find.

Each to there own lol

[bonham]

White knighting, give us a break do I give one. 

So I am not allowed to have my opinion and give a suggestion on a punters forum of why this punt didn’t deliver what the OP expected? I also stand by what I said as I think respect goes two ways to get the best service in any transaction, it’s not white knighting it’s an observation.

Regarding the stupid GF comment well this just shouts out jealousy. I have lots of PAYG girlfriends then and a review as I find.

Each to there own lol

It's the comment about me using her as meat take that out and no problem I see you didn't mention it in your second comment so do you still stand by that comment 

[Jmaes123]

I will give you that, I suppose using the term “meat” was too strong 

[bonham]

I will give you that, I suppose using the term “meat” was too strong 

Thank you James123 the rest of your comments are very valued and needed on this site especially as you have contributed so much in such  a short time 

[Straightsix]

I started timing my meets along time ago. No harm in running a stopwatch on your phone and showing her. If she objects there's probably a good chance her attitude would soon manifest.

Getting your cock sucked doing mundane chores was a benefit of being in a relationship...😄 Damn I miss that. Also having a cigarette outside whilst getting your cock sucked, some people haven't lived. 😂

[Crockers]

I think the OP was well out of order, enjoying a girl whilst watching football.

Me, I would have had the 6 Nations on instead. Can't go wrong with that. Having a blow job whilst May scores another world class try.

[seandana]

Regarding the stupid GF comment well this just shouts out jealousy. I have lots of PAYG girlfriends then and a review as I find.

Nobody is jealous of you James i certainly dont need to be as i can pay to fuck your girlfriend just like you do.just saying .

[bonham]

I'm so happy today i wake up with a hard on this morning like normal i haven't really had one since my last punt with sensai hopefully i can start looking around again but no more outcalls and no more watching football on a punt  but realy would prefer a massage has i like to be center of attention not me trying to make them happy and going in a mood when i want it all about me   

[Hothandle]

I'm so happy today i wake up with a hard on this morning like normal i haven't really had one since my last punt with sensai hopefully i can start looking around again but no more outcalls and no more watching football on a punt  but realy would prefer a massage has i like to be center of attention not me trying to make them happy and going in a mood when i want it all about me   

I get what you’re saying, sometimes you have to drag a good performance out of them..
But i’m happy to do as much acting as they are, if i get a result..

[alibirmingham]

Just caught up on all the comments. Sounds like sensai is a big hit and miss type of sp. too many off days to be considered reliable or a good bet. When I saw her last it went ok but I got the feeling she’s high maintenance. She needs to feel the centre of attention which to some may be the opposite of what they are looking for in a sp. too temperamental IMO.

Sorry it was a crap one bonham. I don’t think outcalls are particularly vfm. In this case she wanted to use the time you paid for to get dressed etc but in an incall it’s the other way around and you have to get ready before your time is up.

As for fan boy James he reminds me of a previously banned member also by the name James. Can’t remember exact user name he used. The posts and comments just seem similar.

[bonham]

Just caught up on all the comments. Sounds like sensai is a big hit and miss type of sp. too many off days to be considered reliable or a good bet. When I saw her last it went ok but I got the feeling she’s high maintenance. She needs to feel the centre of attention which to some may be the opposite of what they are looking for in a sp. too temperamental IMO.

Sorry it was a crap one bonham. I don’t think outcalls are particularly vfm. In this case she wanted to use the time you paid for to get dressed etc but in an incall it’s the other way around and you have to get ready before your time is up.

As for fan boy James he reminds me of a previously banned member also by the name James. Can’t remember exact user name he used. The posts and comments just seem similar.

Thanks for the advice alibirmingham
You seem to hit it bang on the head and explained it better than I could in much less words. I have seen a number of black girls and always seem bubbly and nice to be around and returned to see them.
Ive never experienced a punt were I couldn't get hard after her change of mood and realy it lasted till this morning I just lost interest in punting. But back to normal now thanks 

[Jmaes123]

Just caught up on all the comments. Sounds like sensai is a big hit and miss type of sp. too many off days to be considered reliable or a good bet. When I saw her last it went ok but I got the feeling she’s high maintenance. She needs to feel the centre of attention which to some may be the opposite of what they are looking for in a sp. too temperamental IMO.

Sorry it was a crap one bonham. I don’t think outcalls are particularly vfm. In this case she wanted to use the time you paid for to get dressed etc but in an incall it’s the other way around and you have to get ready before your time is up.

As for fan boy James he reminds me of a previously banned member also by the name James. Can’t remember exact user name he used. The posts and comments just seem similar.

Your a very mature person having a pop at me when you know nothing about me. I have never been on this site before and I have my own independent opinion that the OP and myself have sorted out so why stick you penny worths in really. Just because I am new don’t think I am not wise and done this for a very long time, with a lot of knowledge to share here.

I joined this site as AW reviews are down at the moment and thought this would be an interesting site for doing research on my next PAYG’s  for me. But it seems you do like to try and bash a newbie and I will not be intimidated or comment on this thread again. I draw a line on my comments here.

I hope you look forward to my next reviews as much as my opinions.

[alibirmingham]

Your a very mature person having a pop at me when you know nothing about me. I have never been on this site before and I have my own independent opinion that the OP and myself have sorted out so why stick you penny worths in really. Just because I am new don’t think I am not wise and done this for a very long time, with a lot of knowledge to share here.

I joined this site as AW reviews are down at the moment and thought this would be an interesting site for doing research on my next PAYG’s  for me. But it seems you do like to try and bash a newbie and I will not be intimidated or comment on this thread again. I draw a line on my comments here.

I hope you look forward to my next reviews as much as my opinions.

Wasn’t having a pop, just making an observation. But if that’s gonna wind you up so bad maybe take a look at yourself. I never got involved in any personal spat you had or have with anyone. I tend to stay out of thing that don’t concern me or that I can’t contribute to. But you seem to want to be the “alpha male” and have the last word etc. Go ahead, couldn’t care less tbh. I’m not here to get into petty tiffs. This is a hobby and nothing more so I’m not gonna stay awake at night debating the ins and outs and trying to get the last word in.

So with that I wish you a good day and leave it at that

[bozzyman]

Well really you didn’t give her any respect watching the TV and watching football what did you expect. She looks nothing like Diane Abbot at all. These ladies are human not meat

They're Whores mate not Ladies.

[vindici]

Your a very mature person having a pop at me when you know nothing about me. I have never been on this site before and I have my own independent opinion...

People are giving you stick because you were White Knighting the escort, that is a big no no on these forums. Accept the criticism on the chin and move on.