Angelina. Romanian. Redditch B98

[Straightsix]

Name: Angelina. Romanian. Redditch B98

Preface: This was one of those days where my innate desire would not be suppressed by masturbating. Having these desires is so exhaustingly inconvenient. I had wasted the previous evening trying to weed through the lies, the false images, the bullshit of arranging payment for services, the punting variables, the protocols. FML. This would be Plan A, little did I know the objective would terminate with Plan D. With hindsight, it was a long day indeed.

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Communication rating Good

Service requested: 15 minute appointment for £40. Oral and sex. Vanilla.

Venue: 3 storey Victorian terrace HMO. Street parking is busy, I did manage to find a spot easily. On a residential road that leads into the town.

'Let's go': Of course the images are false. "es similar" she said. Poor Hungarians, she's definitely Romanian but hey, it was convenient at the time and if the images were 'similar' then I can buy that. I can walk too, time wasted yes, but no real issue as it was late afternoon.
After parking I text for her number.
"You're here?"
"Yes hunny, I'm here" At the agreed time and considering i'd given her 10 minutes notice of my ETA. Usual story.
She requested a few minutes, I looked at my watch and thought you've got 10 minutes then I'm gone. 6 minutes later, the house number text triggers the adrenaline, I'm about to fuck  someone, a total stranger. Let's go.
Im aware of my heart thumping despite the ambient noise of a busy street. I see the number and approach the intercom. My semi erect penis begins to rub its hands together like a tramp presented with a K*F*C 10 piece bargain bucket. As I climbed the stairs the air filled with the aroma of marijuana. She's nervous; a turn on  for sure or there's a dope head in the house.
I knocked the door and stepped through when opened. I turned back and before me stood the physical entity 'WTF'
She was scrawny, malnourished with panda eyes. 5' and slight. She wore an off white bathrobe and thick off white sports socks. Her profile typically deceitful by a considerable margin and certainly not "es similar"
The place was a mess with clothes strewn everywhere.
I paused to calculate whether this waste of time could be rescued. The innate devil whispering in my ear "go on, fuck her, it'll be alright, this is what you've come for so just do it, just do it, GO ON!"

"I've changed my mind" I said. Im pretty sure i didn't even say 'sorry'

Plan B then.


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[dog999]

Normal things to look for, skinny, no ass, cheek bones sticking out and black eyes sunk into her head = druggy. Well done for fucking off.

[vindici]

Always worth reporting the ad, takes a few minutes, but will cause the scamming idiot a load of admin to get a new one up.

[Straightsix]

Always worth reporting the ad, takes a few minutes, but will cause the scamming idiot a load of admin to get a new one up.

I'd never reported an ad on Vivastreet. It takes seconds unlike those misandtristic wankers AdultWork. I deliberately don't report their ads. Leave them man haters to do their own dirty work. 👍

[vindici]

I'd never reported an ad on Vivastreet. It takes seconds unlike those misandtristic wankers AdultWork. I deliberately don't report their ads. Leave them man haters to do their own dirty work. 👍

I always report AW profiles. If you speak to your regulars, they can tell you how much of a faff they are to create. So losing an AW is a big deal, so much so that there is a market for second hand profiles.

[Little Joe]

What a bloody good heads up that review is...thanks.
It is bloody hard to walk away, it’s naturally against the grain to reject people, your hot for a shag and you’ve made the journey so tendency is to think ‘fuck it’, I’ll fuck it; so all power to your elbow for walking. I’ve never thought of just saying ‘I’ve changed my mind’—I know it seems obvious but always think I’ve got to give a polite explanation before exiting left.

[vindici]

It is bloody hard to walk away, it’s naturally against the grain to reject people, your hot for a shag and you’ve made the journey so tendency is to think ‘fuck it’, I’ll fuck it

Totally agree, I've walked twice, and it's thanks to being a member of UKP that I had the backbone to do it. On reflection it was the right thing both times.

[Straightsix]

I always report AW profiles. If you speak to your regulars, they can tell you how much of a faff they are to create. So losing an AW is a big deal, so much so that there is a market for second hand profiles.

I hate AdultWork with a vengeance. I won't do anything to help them. They deliberately screwed my profiles up to hinder me, read my private emails. I bypassed their feedback system and they objected to the feedback I had left for sub standard SPs. They are dodgy as fuck. Id recommend deleting all emails that could have personal information like addresses for incalls and personal phone numbers.
I know it doesn't help my fellow punters by not reporting AW fake profiles but if you are bending the rules then you shouldn't draw any attention to yourself from their misandtristic admin team.
I've been having better luck with Vivastreet at the moment, thank god there's another platform out there.

[Straightsix]

‘I’ve changed my mind’—I know it seems obvious but always think I’ve got to give a polite explanation before exiting left.

You're welcome. 👍
Take a deep breath and always slow the initial decision making process down. Reiterate slowly what was discussed as you look her up and down. Then ask yourself if you really want to go ahead. They rely on you handing the money over promptly so you can't back out. How many of us hand the money over and think 'ah bolloxs' and then hope for the best?
I've been walking out for years so its no big deal now. Making the decision to walk can be difficult as you're fighting your innate desires. They need taming.

Don't forget too, if you walk and then decide 'actually I think she's OK' then you can always go back and apologise with the excuse that you're shy or nervous. I've done this a few times with my tail in-between my legs...haha.
Its your money,  be polite and don't worry about the formalities.

[pbrown355]

I've walked a few times over the years. Only ever regretted it once. That level of regret is so much easier to live with than the regret you feel when you pay your hard earned for something you wouldn't want if it was free.

[Straightsix]

That level of regret is so much easier to live with than the regret you feel when you pay your hard earned for something you wouldn't want if it was free.

Damn right. We've all been there and it hurts losing money that way.
Hopefully we can demonstrate that its entirely justified walking away if deceived.