Author Topic: Has anybody seen Aphrodite Goddess xx  (Read 1746 times)

Offline yinnii2

New to this and lockdown has finally driven me mental. Has anyone seen.....

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A bit naive to putting myself into this 'world' but am very happy to take advice.

I'm thinking of an outcall so that I don't have to go anywhere possibly dodgy and hoping someone doing outcalls might be a bit more aware of themselves? If that makes sense.

Offline stefanow

First impression is that this person doesn't really exist - in as much as whoever has made this AW profile is not the person they purport to be and you will never (want to) fuck them.

Zero feedback (but since March 2020, no one's been able to leave feedback as the AW system won't allow bookings to be made)
Been a member only since November 2020, with only 3k odd views in that time.
Looks like 'she' only wants to be friends and discuss tantric shite.
Outcall price is high for someone who has no credibility.
Only one photo which could have come from anywhere.
Profile is just waffling bollox.

There is a 50/50 chance this profile was put up by some weird bloke wanting to chat with other blokes pretending to be a girl with nice tits for some reason...  probably has become bored trolling all the ladies on not allowed (I know I have) and needs a new way to idle away the hours.

Welcome to UKP.  You'll find a mixture of hard hitting machismo and a distrust in your gender until you've been on here a while and posted some decent reviews, plus some incredible wit and general good banter with blokes who either can't be arsed with normal relationships anymore, are sick of the cold shoulder from their partners, have a bit of spare cash and treat punting as Red Letter Days or are plain old philandering sex addicts for whom wanking just won't cut it.

Offline Tun210

First impression is that this person doesn't really exist - in as much as whoever has made this AW profile is not the person they purport to be and you will never (want to) fuck them.

Zero feedback (but since March 2020, no one's been able to leave feedback as the AW system won't allow bookings to be made)
Been a member only since November 2020, with only 3k odd views in that time.
Looks like 'she' only wants to be friends and discuss tantric shite.
Outcall price is high for someone who has no credibility.
Only one photo which could have come from anywhere.
Profile is just waffling bollox.



You have summed it up nicely


There is a 50/50 chance this profile was put up by some weird bloke wanting to chat with other blokes pretending to be a girl with nice tits for some reason...  probably has become bored trolling all the ladies on not allowed (I know I have) and needs a new way to idle away the hours.

Welcome to UKP.  You'll find a mixture of hard hitting machismo and a distrust in your gender until you've been on here a while and posted some decent reviews, plus some incredible wit and general good banter with blokes who either can't be arsed with normal relationships anymore, are sick of the cold shoulder from their partners, have a bit of spare cash and treat punting as Red Letter Days or are plain old philandering sex addicts for whom wanking just won't cut it.


Offline yinnii2

First impression is that this person doesn't really exist - in as much as whoever has made this AW profile is not the person they purport to be and you will never (want to) fuck them.

Zero feedback (but since March 2020, no one's been able to leave feedback as the AW system won't allow bookings to be made)
Been a member only since November 2020, with only 3k odd views in that time.
Looks like 'she' only wants to be friends and discuss tantric shite.
Outcall price is high for someone who has no credibility.
Only one photo which could have come from anywhere.
Profile is just waffling bollox.

There is a 50/50 chance this profile was put up by some weird bloke wanting to chat with other blokes pretending to be a girl with nice tits for some reason...  probably has become bored trolling all the ladies on not allowed (I know I have) and needs a new way to idle away the hours.

Welcome to UKP.  You'll find a mixture of hard hitting machismo and a distrust in your gender until you've been on here a while and posted some decent reviews, plus some incredible wit and general good banter with blokes who either can't be arsed with normal relationships anymore, are sick of the cold shoulder from their partners, have a bit of spare cash and treat punting as Red Letter Days or are plain old philandering sex addicts for whom wanking just won't cut it.


Thank you.

Its nice to already hear a voice of reason. I must admit I've already gone through a few pages and have seen that idiots (rather than fools) aren't suffered gladly, and that a blunt and honest view point is the way forward. Both of these I appreciate highly and a bit of banter doesn't go amiss either!

So lets admit that this one is a no go! You're detective work is second to none but the quote of 'the profile is just waffling bollox' might be the perfect way of summing things up!

Oh to be a girl with nice tits, it would make life so much easier!

I salute you.

Offline Asmodeus

or are plain old philandering sex addicts for whom wanking just won't cut it.

Hey! I see myself in this sentence... not sure how I feel about it :D

Edit: Oh, and OP, IMHO (for what it's worth!) Avoid, avoid, avoid!
« Last Edit: February 12, 2021, 02:44:56 am by Asmodeus »

Offline yinnii2

Hey! I see myself in this sentence... not sure how I feel about it :D

Edit: Oh, and OP, IMHO (for what it's worth!) Avoid, avoid, avoid!

Not sure where I fit in yet. Certainly can't be a sex addict at the moment, this would be the worst cold turkey ever!

And thank you too, the advice is taken 100%

Winchester seems to be a bit of a 'dry spot'?

Offline Asmodeus

Not sure where I fit in yet. Certainly can't be a sex addict at the moment, this would be the worst cold turkey ever!

And thank you too, the advice is taken 100%

Winchester seems to be a bit of a 'dry spot'?

Past few months have been particularly bad for punting... keep reminding myself I just need to be patient....

Winchester is outside of my stomping ground I'm afraid. AW search of Hampshire brings up lots of profiles though. Guess it depends what you're into?

Offline yinnii2

Past few months have been particularly bad for punting... keep reminding myself I just need to be patient....

Winchester is outside of my stomping ground I'm afraid. AW search of Hampshire brings up lots of profiles though. Guess it depends what you're into?


That patience is wearing thin as I'm sure you can empathise

And yep, a good few come up and that's where this site has come into its own as a lot of profiles I search here are either negatives, fakes or deleted.

I do feel I would feel more comfortable in looking for someone to come to mine (I question why I feel this but it is the ultimate answer) so this does open up a bit of a wider area.

Just looking for someone who isn't mental and can at least try and make things seem mutually enjoyable!!!?? I don't need anyone to shit on me just yet.  Is that too much to ask?

Thoughts at the moment keep coming back to  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only so I'll have to check if she travels a bit

I guess its also a case of just throwing myself into it a bit too. Otherwise its going to be a case of having to pretend I'm a girl with nice tits.



Offline stefanow

First of all to Asmodeus, philandering and wanking and punting and crawling over AW profiles...  these are all I believe totally normal things for men to do.  And I feel we all do it for different reasons and in a variety of different formats - I definitely don't seem to fit the mould of what I'd call a typical UKPunter.  My first few reviews and posts let loose a battery of colourful and acerbic responses - to the point where I was accused of being a woman... a new low in my life, for sure!

yinnii2 - Winchester is a funny town.  It's relatively close to my place, but I've never punted there.  Closest I've been was a country hotel that a lady had set up base camp in about 20 minutes north west.  I generally go to Portsmouth, Southampton or Bournemouth.  I prefer incalls, but often they can be in hotels where they have rented a room for a day or so.

Generally speaking, Winchester does seem to attract a number of what I'd describe as 'wannabe escorts'.  I think they are attracted to the place because in theory it's the richest town outside of London.  Plenty of profiles appear then lay pretty dormant, as I'm sure will be the case with Aphrodite Goddess  (The more I read that profile, the more it comes across as something written by a computer.....?).

Basingstoke isn't too far away either, and has some good options - been there twice.  But it sounds like you are not a newbie completely to all of this, so maybe risk putting another post up on here giving us all an idea of what you're looking for and see if everyone is kind to you with their replies.  To be honest, now is as good a time as any, as there have been a big raft of new members since the start of the year and they don't seem to be getting half as bad a reception as I received! 

PS.  If you're happy with skinny ginger girls, then your first appointment really should be to Hayley at her Eastleigh depot.

Offline yinnii2

First of all to Asmodeus, philandering and wanking and punting and crawling over AW profiles...  these are all I believe totally normal things for men to do.  And I feel we all do it for different reasons and in a variety of different formats - I definitely don't seem to fit the mould of what I'd call a typical UKPunter.  My first few reviews and posts let loose a battery of colourful and acerbic responses - to the point where I was accused of being a woman... a new low in my life, for sure!

yinnii2 - Winchester is a funny town.  It's relatively close to my place, but I've never punted there.  Closest I've been was a country hotel that a lady had set up base camp in about 20 minutes north west.  I generally go to Portsmouth, Southampton or Bournemouth.  I prefer incalls, but often they can be in hotels where they have rented a room for a day or so.

Generally speaking, Winchester does seem to attract a number of what I'd describe as 'wannabe escorts'.  I think they are attracted to the place because in theory it's the richest town outside of London.  Plenty of profiles appear then lay pretty dormant, as I'm sure will be the case with Aphrodite Goddess  (The more I read that profile, the more it comes across as something written by a computer.....?).

Basingstoke isn't too far away either, and has some good options - been there twice.  But it sounds like you are not a newbie completely to all of this, so maybe risk putting another post up on here giving us all an idea of what you're looking for and see if everyone is kind to you with their replies.  To be honest, now is as good a time as any, as there have been a big raft of new members since the start of the year and they don't seem to be getting half as bad a reception as I received! 

PS.  If you're happy with skinny ginger girls, then your first appointment really should be to Hayley at her Eastleigh depot.

You do make total sense.

I thank you both for your input and frank opinions.

Not a total newbie but its been a long time and things have changed it seems. Dare I say anxiety is up because of that.

Simple rule in life for me is 'don't be a twat' so you'll only get kindness from me.

Thanks again.