GirlExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice£250 for 1 hour
LocationSmall hotel in Earls Court. Had to ring the receptionist to let me in. Rather awkward asking to be let in and made an excuse was going to room x (gave a false number and hoped the room number actually existed!) and then bolted past him before he could ask why. Fortunately, bolted in the right direction and not into the restaurant. Was 50-50 between the two.
Room itself was odd. 2 bunk beds and a heater on the floor in between the two on full blast - red bars etc. Kept thinking fire hazard and more selfishly, hoping I wouldn't stick an arm or leg on the grating and get burnt! Room smelt a bit odd/off and of cigarettes.
When I asked about the room she said it was temporary as the heating had broken in her flat.
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Looks/presentationOpened the door in jumper, jeans and scarf. Not sure if she was simply cold or wasn't ready. Much older than photos on Diva. She looks at least late 30s. Face definitely not porcelain smooth as photos suggest - rather mottled etc. Selfie/natural photo would have been her a good 10-15 years ago. Hair looked and felt greasy. Probably should have walked but given the couple of positive reports of others decided to persevere.
ServicesOnce she opened the door, she asked if I could wait outside. I was confused and said I would prefer to come in - didn't fancy standing in a tiny corridor in a small hotel/converted house - and didn't mind if she was in a jumper/jeans. Once in the room had a chat for a couple of minutes although she kept a good distance away and no movement toward me and was very matter of fact. Paid and said I had extra for extras if needed. Had a shower as was cold outside. She had removed the jeans and jumper when I returned and was in underwear sitting on the single lower bunk bed. DFK was nice and good although smelt and tasted a bit weird. Couldn't place it at the time but in hindsight think a combination of cigarette and possibly onion or garlic. Unclipped the bra and slipped the knickers off. Back was sweaty/sticky. Despite that the DFK and groping were promising although rather brusk and I did have an eye on the heater and proximity to my leg whilst standing and then arm when lying down.
Lay down on the single bed for oral. She asked twice if I wanted OW but I insisted on OWO. Once she got going was pretty good, slobbery and well lubricated. Was awkward on the single bed - had to rest one leg on the window ledge. Don't remember single beds being so small in the past but then again that was when I was in my teens and I've had a fair few pies in lockdown. Then asked her to come up for more DFK. Wanted to go down on her but she said no. So on with the condom and missionary. Legs came up automatically and then started resting on shoulders. Lots of metronomic soft moaning. After a while started to whiff from down below, so very happy didn't go there. Changed to doggie which was good at first although the moaning started to get a bit tiresome. Shortly after doggie started a different whiff started emanating from down below - maybe she let out a silent fart? Room was too dark to see if there was any organic nutella down there that had got dislodged/discharged.
Choosing between the two smells, opted to go back to missionary. Her attitude that was matter of fact/sort of friendly to start with started to deteriorate. Started to get close to coming and then asked if CIM was ok. She said yes but £50 extra. I said no problem. When I was getting close, pulled out and was about to whip the condom off and go for her mouth when she said "money". Was a bit confused and paused at which point she repeated "money". Bit annoyed at this point so said, ok and got it out of my wallet but put on the table and said, only if I did CIM. She agreed. By this time, erection was failing. She then sat there and did nothing until I suggested oral. She went back at it and then tried a combination of wank and mouth around the head. Not bad but mood had been lost and CIM was not going to happen. Tried missionary and doggie again but very clear by this point she had no real interest in continuing. So I asked if she wanted to stop. She mumbled something that I could not hear. Decided to end it there. Was pretty annoyed at this point. Pulled out and then had a quick shower. When I returned from the shower, she was sitting on the bed just staring into space. Left with a perfunctory good bye.
Definitely a negative for me. Should have walked at various points but for the first part was thinking of the positive reports and then at the later stages was of the mindset - in for a penny, in for a pound. Maybe I should have stood outside while she changed - would she have showered etc? Not sure to be honest. To rub salt in, courtesy of the face mask could smell the cigarette/garlic/onion slobber from around my mouth all the way home in the Uber (in a hurry to leave, didn't wash around my mouth in the departing shower - won't be making that mistake again!). At home a long hot shower and scrub before a sizable whisky (this part probably less interesting for others!). In hindsight there are parts which were nice (OWO, doggie etc at the beginning) but combined with the other parts (attitude, sweaty, sticky back, greasy hair, room/hotel) made it negative for me. Maybe caught her on a bad day, maybe the room threw me but definitely won't be returning.
