Note: If you are not a fan of FBSM or BBWs then you can skip this review 🤐
TL:DRMassive titted Ukrainian Masseuse. Nice banter, great actual massage service, very friendly, worth a try 👍
Service Provider:External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyComms and Timekeeping: 👍
Great. Called her number, she answered and after screening me, we agreed a time and she gave me the postcode. She made clear that she does not do Full Service of any kind. When I arrived and parked up, she answered the phone on my second attempt to call and guided me in. No issues.
Incall Premises: 👍
Very clean and tidy bedroom, rented in a shared house. Magic door trick to get in, with a request to be as quiet as possible, so as not to alert the neighbours with what's going on. Shower and lavatory facilities were available and she offered me water when I got in. Bed was clean with new sheets, and a selection of different massage oils was available. There were no problems getting on street parking and it was free.
Price Paid:£50 - 30mins
Services Expected: 🙃
FBSM, HE, Tit Sucking
Services Delivered: 😊
FBM, HE, Tit Sucking, Dirty Talk
Lada: 👍
Pretty much as her pictures suggest. She's a large girl, with plenty up top. Dressed normally as opposed to sexy. Clean, with tied back blonde hair.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyPunt A-Z:Washed my hands and nob when I got in as part of the COVID routine. Agreed a 30min massage with her wanking me off, whilst I suck on her tits as a finisher.
Got my kit off and lay on my front, she asked if I wanted oil and how firm the massage should be. I asked for oil and firm. She went through a list of medical questions and then proceeded to give me a very decent massage. It was not particularly sensual, but she really got into the knots in my muscles. I enjoyed it a fair bit. She was topless during the whole thing, and while she was going over different parts of me, there were many moments when her juggs made contact with me, I was lovin it and found it very titillating (pun intended).
On the turn she finished of the massage part and then got to work on my cock. She shoved her tits in me face and started some quite filthy talk. I'm not a big fan of filthy chat but hers was ok. She really made good use of her tits and pulled me well into her chest.
Came loads as I suffocated between those soft natural mammaries 💦
She cleaned me up for some time after, wiping away lots of oils with various towels, and then offered use of the shower if I wanted.
I was good, we had some post punt prattle and then I fucked off 👋
In Summary:Decent VFM punt, and she has genuine massage skills. The whole process was very professional from start to finish, by this I mean, timekeeping and communication were spot on, the punting room was clean and correctly appointed, agreed services were all delivered and with skill/enthusiasm, no shortchanging on time, and peripheral niceties were on offer, i.e. glass of water on arrival, clean towel, use of shower.
My only negative on this experience was that Lada had a lot of oil on her boobs, due to her using them during the massage and wrapping them round my cock at one point. This meant that while I was sucking them I got a mouth and face full of oil, which was rather unpleasant and somewhat off putting. In retrospect, I should have said something, and asked her to clean off the oil. However I was so single-mindedly focused on filling ma' boots with those boobs, I just powered through 😋 I won't blame her for that, that's on me for keeping schtum.
I will have no qualms seeing Lada again, although I will probably go for the 1h Body to Body next time, if I do, I'll review again 🤪👍
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