MaryBabe Cheltenham

[GLGuy]

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First review for me, apologies if I get something wrong.

Location- Apartment in the centre of Cheltenham, parking nearby, easy to find.

Cost- £70 for 30 minutes, £120 for an hour. I took 30 minutes.

The Girl- Doesn't match her profile pictures, but still pretty. Dyed blonde hair, short and plump, nice tits and a peachy bum. English is pretty good, though you might need to repeat some stuff.

The Act- A letdown. A minute of perfunctory oral with condom before she suggested sex. I went down on her for a bit, she barely reacted.

I shit you not, when we got to actual sex, she was checking her phone while I got started, and had basically no reactions whatsoever.

We had to stop after a minute when she felt pain- turns out she was bleeding a bit. Yikes! (Although I'm still not sure if that was me or if she was on her period, she didn't really explain.

I had to get myself off after that, and she just sat beside me without a word.

I think both of us were let down by it all.

I'm going with neutral because I think that the bleeding was probably my fault, but she was still pretty lackluster throughout the whole thing.

[Markc]

Thanks for your review. She was on my list to see but l think l give her a miss now.

[Coriniumstud]

Sounds like a negative review to me

[Jayne_cobb]

Take your pick - negative for the bait and switch or negative for the awful service.  Any meet where you end up having to wank yourself off while being ignored is a cast iron negative.
I hope you at least had the opportunity for the petty revenge of jizzing on her sheets 

[JimmySW]

According to her profile you could have always swapped to the back door! 

You're welcome!

[pythondan]

Thanks for the review. As others have mentioned it sounds like a negative but your choice.

You have helped other members dodge a crap experience which is what the site is all about - good work.