Im a partner of an escort ...

[martyk]

Well, this is big box of frogs about to be opened isnt it....
Yes, im a partner of a girl that escorts and, is featured on here in the reviews...
Now, im not gonna point fingers etc, but, gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !..
What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nce, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

ASK THE LADY... what does it for her ?... you wanna get off ?, then make her squeal !.. simple as !..

[Munter84]

Box of frogs is an understatement.

In my defence, I was born ugly and am working on the sexual prowess! I agree there's no excuse for poor hygiene though.

So... how do you feel about what your missus does for a living?

[martyk]

Actually, pretty good... Im the one who gets it for free kinda thing, i dont mean that as to put her down, that i would never do...but yes... i feel quite honored she choose me to be "her bloke"...

Gotta say though, we do, or rather pre covd did swing, and those details she whispers are much better than the ones i hear from some of the guys on here..
It honestly doesn't take much to make a bit of an effort.
I know how wild she can be/is when given the chance, just sad to see sooooo many dont... which is a damn shame seeing as how much it cost's these days etc

[daviemac]

Well, this is big box of frogs about to be opened isnt it....
Yes, im a partner of a girl that escorts and, is featured on here in the reviews...
Now, im not gonna point fingers etc, but, gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !..
What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nce, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

ASK THE LADY... what does it for her ?... you wanna get off ?, then make her squeal !.. simple as !..

So your partner is keeping you in a lifestyle you would like to become accustomed to.   

Escorts get very well paid to 'make an effort' As long as the punter turns up on time, clean, pays the right amount of cash, is polite and doesn't push boundaries that's all the escort should expect. Punters aren't there to satisfy the prossie he is there to be satisfied, if she happens to enjoy it then good for her, but the priority is the punter.  Any decent escort will tell you that.

If you can't do it for your Mrs you should try harder and not expect those paying to do it for you.

[Skeleton]

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort,

Well looking at the percentage of negative reviews on here, your stat above is bullshit and I’m guessing along with the rest of your fantasy post

[professorlove]

Fair play. Hygiene is vitally important. But anyways...
Who's your partner then? I'm nosey like that

[Rocket1927]

let us know who she is   

[B4bcock]

What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

Funny you mention shite so much because I can smell bullshite.

Have you really joined this forum to encourage punters to make themselves more attractive to and sexually proficient with your OH??  Doesn't really make much sense does it, marty?? (Which we all know can also be a woman's name).

[MissWolf]

Well, this is big box of frogs about to be opened isnt it....
Yes, im a partner of a girl that escorts and, is featured on here in the reviews...
Now, im not gonna point fingers etc, but, gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !..
What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nce, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

ASK THE LADY... what does it for her ?... you wanna get off ?, then make her squeal !.. simple as !..

Tick tock tick tock   

[whiskyfan]

Well, this is big box of frogs about to be opened isnt it....
Yes, im a partner of a girl that escorts and, is featured on here in the reviews...
Now, im not gonna point fingers etc, but, gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !..
What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nce, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

ASK THE LADY... what does it for her ?... you wanna get off ?, then make her squeal !.. simple as !..

That's an interesting way to describe your partner.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Nothing new marty mate!, heard it all before from many girls and time wasters!!  get that by the bucket load over on SAFFE!!

[lillythesavage]

Omg Boris open up those damn schools, when has boasting the only woman who will have you fucks strangers for money been something to boast about, madness, this pandemic is bringing madness out everywhere.  Then slagging off her paying customers, are you watching them ? or just doing the pre punt hygiene and clothing check ?

[scutty brown]

Well, this is big box of frogs about to be opened isnt it....
Yes, im a partner of a girl that escorts and, is featured on here in the reviews...
Now, im not gonna point fingers etc, but, gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !..
What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nce, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

ASK THE LADY... what does it for her ?... you wanna get off ?, then make her squeal !.. simple as !..

So she's supporting you, you're poncing off her earnings?

[Grenadier36]

LARPers gonna LARP 

[Thephoenix]

What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

That's equally true of some WG's.

[martyk]

Ok...gonna TRY and use this reply to all of the above...

I once sat down and asked her, was this what SHE really wanted to do... her reply, was yes, we enjoyed swinging at the time so why the hell not get paid for it ?...

Am i a little bit of a cuckold ??, No, most certainly not, i can go far longer than most and unlike a lot of punters, have the mindset to satisfy the lady 1st, me 2nd....

"do i do it for the mrs ? "... hell yes i do, if i didn't, i wouldn't be logged into here !...
we ave 'swung' for the last 15 years.. had an incredible amount of fun along the way and was actually hoping, at the start, this 'job' would lead to us enjoying more fun....

95% make the effort...

to be honest, i have never paid an escort... i would however, hope that was a good percentage.. ?, if not, i stand corrected, however, i most certainly  would say, more escorts make the effort upon a booking than the guys do....


"So she's supporting you, you're poncing off her earnings?"

WTF !...  I work 6 days a week, most days 10-12 hours... Whatever she earns is hers, always has been, always will be...
You sir, are an absolute arse to drop a statement like that.


my partner... Steph...

My 1st name ?, Martyn

[Payyourwaymate]

Well, this is big box of frogs about to be opened isnt it....
Yes, im a partner of a girl that escorts and, is featured on here in the reviews...
Now, im not gonna point fingers etc, but, gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !..
What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nce, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

ASK THE LADY... what does it for her ?... you wanna get off ?, then make her squeal !.. simple as !..

You can't be serious. Really? Who is she? I want to laugh at her.

[Nacholibre]

That's equally true of some WG's.

He's talking bollocks....hes either her pimp or bullshitting....

Name me one guy who would happily boast on here his missus is a prossie and fucks 10 guys a day and then goes and fucks him and that he thinks a ok...

Load of bollocks

[martyk]

my point was, playing devils advocate,
I ve seen reviews for girls on here, some good, mostly, some bad...

have we not all had an off day at work ??....

[daviemac]

WTF !...  I work 6 days a week, most days 10-12 hours... Whatever she earns is hers, always has been, always will be...
You sir, are an absolute arse to drop a statement like that.


my partner... Steph...

My 1st name ?, Martyn

You are the one who has signed up to this site to give instruction to punters on how to maximise your partners earnings, we only have your word you aren't pimping her.

[martyk]

You are the one who has signed up to this site to give instruction to punters on how to maximise your partners earnings, we only have your word you aren't pimping her.



whooooaaaaaaa...... i havent given her working name, wouldnt...

What im saying is, all these girls who work, for the fellas pleasure, would it not be worth the money to try and find out what makes them tick ????????

[martyk]

Ok.... try it this way....


Wheres the best sex ????????????????

If you honestly, i mean honestly dont know the answer, your all doing it wrong...

[daviemac]

You are the one who has signed up to this site to give instruction to punters on how to maximise your partners earnings, we only have your word you aren't pimping her.



whooooaaaaaaa...... i havent given her working name, wouldnt...

What im saying is, all these girls who work, for the fellas pleasure, would it not be worth the money to try and find out what makes them tick ????????

There you go again, telling punters how to punt, stick to pimping mate.

[scutty brown]

..........."So she's supporting you, you're poncing off her earnings?"

WTF !...  I work 6 days a week, most days 10-12 hours... Whatever she earns is hers, always has been, always will be...
You sir, are an absolute arse to drop a statement like that.


my partner... Steph...

My 1st name ?, Martyn

Steph? Yeah I remember her..........said she was glad you were a lorry driver because it kept you out of the house. Otherwise she'd have to divorce you because you're a smelly bastard who needs to learn to wash

[whiskyfan]

You are the one who has signed up to this site to give instruction to punters on how to maximise your partners earnings, we only have your word you aren't pimping her.



whooooaaaaaaa...... i havent given her working name, wouldnt...

What im saying is, all these girls who work, for the fellas pleasure, would it not be worth the money to try and find out what makes them tick ????????

Money.

[kotycommanderjohn]

Low quality bait Marty. Even lower quality discussion. Go make your imaginary escort missus squeal like a box of horny frogs in a cooking pot 

[Grenadier36]

What im saying is, all these girls who work, for the fellas pleasure, would it not be worth the money to try and find out what makes them tick ????????

Why would I do this?
I'm paying for a fuck not a back story 

[tynetunnel]

Despite being a warm hearted and good natured man, frankly if I turn up clean and fresh, and pay the agreed rate, that’s about as far as my worries go. When I’m paying her £100 plus per hour, whether she enjoys it or not is not really my concern, I’m there for my benefit not hers. I earn a lot less per hour than her, and nobody gives a shit if I enjoy my job or not, it simply pays the bills.

I’ve no idea why you’ve bothered to register with the site to then start lecturing punters about how we should and shouldn’t behave. You seem to have a high opinion of yourself and your prowess. May you are all you say, or maybe just a fantasist or troll. Whichever you are, I don’t think you’ll find many fans on here. Thanks for dropping by with your opinion though 

[martyk]

... well, read a few reply's, laughed at most, learnt from some..
However, what i get from most is, " i got a small cock and a 2 min span "..
I understand that, i really do have sympathies with you..

No, lol, im not a lorry driver, far from it, i work for the NHS and at the moment, im quite busy.

The point of the post was, if you, YOU guys want value of money, with any woman/girl, then at least try and make the effort.. i paid a couple of grand for a car that was shite, looked all polished in the pics etc, still didnt make it a racer..
ive also paid the exact same for a different car, looked after etc, got the better car...

The "Mrs", has an AW rating of over 1500... No, im not gonna say her name, that would be bias, im not..
My pint still stands, make the effort, you get it returned.

[martyk]

Well... looks like i was late i my replys.....

Low quality bait Marty. Even lower quality discussion. Go make your imaginary escort missus squeal like a box of horny frogs in a cooking pot 

scutty brown,
"Steph? Yeah I remember her..........said she was glad you were a lorry driver because it kept you out of the house. Otherwise she'd have to divorce you because you're a smelly bastard who needs to learn to wash "

your words mean less to me that the shite i just dropped down the loo....

Troll... no, not at all... consider me an insight into what goes on before and after you leave...

[daviemac]

Well... looks like i was late i my replys.....
Troll... no, not at all... consider me an insight into what goes on before and after you leave...

Do us all a favour and learn how to quote so we have half a chance of understanding what you are talking about.

[Kev40ish]

... well, read a few reply's, laughed at most, learnt from some..
However, what i get from most is, " i got a small cock and a 2 min span "..
I understand that, i really do have sympathies with you..

No, lol, im not a lorry driver, far from it, i work for the NHS and at the moment, im quite busy.

The point of the post was, if you, YOU guys want value of money, with any woman/girl, then at least try and make the effort.. i paid a couple of grand for a car that was shite, looked all polished in the pics etc, still didnt make it a racer..
ive also paid the exact same for a different car, looked after etc, got the better car...

The "Mrs", has an AW rating of over 1500... No, im not gonna say her name, that would be bias, im not..
My pint still stands, make the effort, you get it returned.

I am amazed you still here.. maybe it for entertainment value, as obviously you have nothing useful to say, that isn’t obvious.

Good luck and once banned you can spend more time with you popular mrs..

[tynetunnel]

your words mean less to me that the shite i just dropped down the loo....

Then you’ll know how I feel about you Marty 

[whiskyfan]

Troll... no, not at all... consider me an insight into what goes on before and after you leave...

if we cared about that we'd be marrying them.

[martyk]

Look. ffs !...lo, all im saying is, if you turn up looking like shite, expect to be treated like shite..

Im not promoting anyone in particular, im just saying, if you want your moneys worth, put in the effort !... sweet fkn jesus !...lol

[martyk]

did try and PM daviemac, however, board rules disallow



The mrs... xxxxxxxxx... adult work...

No, i assure you, i am no troll, not in the slightest...

Been together for over 20 years... swinging for near 18 of that...

Just amazes me how many bloke turn up, looking like a bag of shite, expecting to have the times of their lives..
Trying to come across from this point of view without saying her name...

[scutty brown]

... well, read a few reply's, laughed at most, learnt from some..
However, what i get from most is, " i got a small cock and a 2 min span "..
I understand that, i really do have sympathies with you..

No, lol, im not a lorry driver, far from it, i work for the NHS and at the moment, im quite busy.

The point of the post was, if you, YOU guys want value of money, with any woman/girl, then at least try and make the effort.. i paid a couple of grand for a car that was shite, looked all polished in the pics etc, still didnt make it a racer..
ive also paid the exact same for a different car, looked after etc, got the better car...

The "Mrs", has an AW rating of over 1500... No, im not gonna say her name, that would be bias, im not..
My pint still stands, make the effort, you get it returned.

So you're proud that your missus has an AW cock-score of 1500. Only about 5% ever bother to review, so she's probably been fucked by around 30,000 blokes. To use your car analogy, that will have buggered up the bodywork and paint, while also clapping out the engine. Her cunt probably needs a rebore, if not sleeving and relining

[scutty brown]

Look. ffs !...lo, all im saying is, if you turn up looking like shite, expect to be treated like shite..

Im not promoting anyone in particular, im just saying, if you want your moneys worth, put in the effort !... sweet fkn jesus !...lol

And if you come here spouting shite.......what do you expect?

[daviemac]

Look. ffs !...lo, all im saying is, if you turn up looking like shite, expect to be treated like shite..

Im not promoting anyone in particular, im just saying, if you want your moneys worth, put in the effort !... sweet fkn jesus !...lol

You are on a punting forum as a pimp telling people who have been punting for years how to punt. If you put this much effort into shagging your Mrs then she might not need punters to satisfy her.

[martyk]

So you're proud that your missus has an AW cock-score of 1500. Only about 5% ever bother to review, so she's probably been fucked by around 30,000 blokes. To use your car analogy, that will have buggered up the bodywork and paint, while also clapping out the engine. Her cunt probably needs a rebore, if not sleeving and relining

I know there is a point to what you just typed, i just cant be arsed at this point to try to understand it...

[martyk]

You are on a punting forum as a pimp telling people who have been punting for years how to punt. If you put this much effort into shagging your Mrs then she might not need punters to satisfy her.

whoooooaaaaaaa... moderator ?...
1ST... I NEVER ONCE SAID I COULDNT...
I have to finish the job most of you have tried.......................

My point was, and still is, if you want value for money, ask her what makes her tick !... sweet jesus !, it aint fkn rocket science !...lol

[Sturdy Wrists]

"Troll... no, not at all... consider me an insight into what goes on before and after you leave..."

No one cares what happens before or after , only during .   

[winkywanky]

This thread isn't going to end well for the OP.

But my, there will be much fun along the way! 

[martyk]

"Troll... no, not at all... consider me an insight into what goes on before and after you leave..."

No one cares what happens before or after , only during .   

CORRECT !...finally !... ffs !... want value for money or to walk away thinking, should have had a wank !...

[winkywanky]

Tick tock tick tock   

Naughty girl! 

[martyk]

This thread isn't going to end well for the OP.

But my, there will be much fun along the way! 

i have fk all else to do tonight..., the mrs is busy earning my money ( so im now told )....

Im guessing there is so much money to burn on here, i actually shouldnt be bothered by it all

[scutty brown]

I know there is a point to what you just typed, i just cant be arsed at this point to try to understand it...

As opposed to there being no point to your postings in the thread

[daviemac]

did try and PM daviemac, however, board rules disallow

You can reply to my PM.

[winkywanky]

You can reply to my PM.

Uh-oh......

[scutty brown]

You can reply to my PM.

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