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Offline jimbeam0990

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When received owo I noticed strange sensation in end of dick and WG was making weird movements, moving something around her mouth with her tongue.
Then I felt all dizzy 15 mins later and rang a lift .
Anyone else experience this?
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When received owo I noticed strange sensation in end of dick and WG was making weird movements, moving something around her mouth with her tongue.
Then I felt all dizzy 15 mins later and rang a lift .
Anyone else experience this?

She was a vampire.
The blood loss from your dick made you dizzy. Look for some healing bite scars under the foreskin, near the frenulum

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Sometimes I despair, if it isn't bad enough with some of the new members then this from a member of well over 2 years. :wacko: 

Offline johnr1

Sometimes I despair, if it isn't bad enough with some of the new members then this from a member of well over 2 years. :wacko:

Well DM it sure keeps us amused  :lol:

Offline tynetunnel

Thanks for your 4th post in 30 months of membership, and it has been a most remarkable and enlightening insight into your inner thoughts and cognitive awareness. It’s thanks to members like you that the site goes from strength to strength. I salute you Sir  :hi:

Offline northface

Thanks for your 4th post in 30 months of membership, and it has been a most remarkable and enlightening insight into your inner thoughts and cognitive awareness. It’s thanks to members like you that the site goes from strength to strength. I salute you Sir  :hi:

I think you are a bit harsh there TT.
His review more than makes up for it. :lol:

Offline Tiger63

When received owo I noticed strange sensation in end of dick and WG was making weird movements, moving something around her mouth with her tongue.
Then I felt all dizzy 15 mins later and rang a lift .
Anyone else experience this?
Could we have details of the conversation you had with your Mam when you rang her to pick you up :D :D

Offline CELICA GT

Reading this thread has given me a well needed laugh.
Have we seen it all now? Hmmm...

Offline waynekerr600

I dip my cock in sherbet and tell the girls it's coke.

Does that count?

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I dip my cock in sherbet and tell the girls it's coke.

Does that count?
Try popping candy   :hi:

Offline sesalovdarlo

This is hilarious. So the wg was spiking your cock with a substance using her mouth, and didn’t knock her self out in the process? Wow must be something the Russians made up, like novichok.

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This is hilarious. So the wg was spiking your cock with a substance using her mouth, and didn’t knock her self out in the process? Wow must be something the Russians made up, like novichok.

It's new and called Nummicock

Offline waynekerr600

This is hilarious. So the wg was spiking your cock with a substance using her mouth, and didn’t knock her self out in the process? Wow must be something the Russians made up, like novichok.

Novicock?

Offline Sar-Major

Novicock?

It's NobbiCock you daft little twat......................  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline MagpieToon

I tell you something, this would have made The Princess Bride an entirely different film...

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When received owo I noticed strange sensation in end of dick and WG was making weird movements, moving something around her mouth with her tongue.
Then I felt all dizzy 15 mins later and rang a lift .
Anyone else experience this?

Perhaps you could furnish us with an equally entertaining review of the phantom cock gobbler?

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I tell you something, this would have made The Princess Bride an entirely different film...

Now you've said the Magic Words, AnthG will wake up and start posting again

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Now you've said the Magic Words, AnthG will wake up and start posting again
:scare: :scare:

Offline datwabbit

On UKE, a sp mentioned some punters put coke (not the drink) on their cock before a BJ.

Could it happen the other way?

I know of one sp that makes a funny noise giving bj so if we get a review from the op, we can check.

Offline tynetunnel

Now you've said the Magic Words, AnthG will wake up and start posting again
As we all know, it is his all-time favourite movie to watch in the company of a WG  :hi:

Online myothernameis

When received owo I noticed strange sensation in end of dick and WG was making weird movements, moving something around her mouth with her tongue.
Then I felt all dizzy 15 mins later and rang a lift .
Anyone else experience this?


Maybe the escort had been eating a very spicy pizza, with hot chilli. what a sensation that would be

Offline waynekerr600


Maybe the escort had been eating a very spicy pizza, with hot chilli. what a sensation that would be

Maybe she had just had a tooth out and the anesthetic hasn't worn off yet  :scare:

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Maybe the escort had been eating a very spicy pizza, with hot chilli. what a sensation that would be

Be happy that it wasn't a post-pub drunken kebab

Offline MagpieToon

Now you've said the Magic Words, AnthG will wake up and start posting again

Completely lost here mate  :D

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Completely lost here mate  :D

Type his name in, sit back and enjoy the ride  :D


Offline baresi

When received owo I noticed strange sensation in end of dick and WG was making weird movements, moving something around her mouth with her tongue.
Then I felt all dizzy 15 mins later and rang a lift .
Anyone else experience this?


you've been drinking too much of your username

Offline Sar-Major


Type his name in, sit back and enjoy the ride  :D

Now, Now, Kevin.  :rolleyes:

Ya got ya Sunday name there boyo......................  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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