Author Topic: TOFTT - Madison Princess x - Harrow - P&D  (Read 1357 times)


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Offline Gilesman

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I was itching to release yesterday, and inspired by the TOFTT nudge regarding this girl on the other thread, I contacted her for a quick 30 minutes later in the day, costing £60. I did not feel like going to Central London, so suburban London felt like it could have been to my  satisfaction at the time.
AW profile has just been set up, and verified. Girl is the same  from the pictures, based on the tattoos, although her face  looked rather different in reality, and she is much more petite that the photos suggest. Not a B&S as I had been fearing definitely.
This was my first P&D, knowing it would definitely be nothing  more than that, judging from the profile, the price bracket, the location and the origin.
It was therefore a rather awkward encounter, off kilter with  my usual expectations.  However, clearly what you see is what you get, so I make complaints and have no qualms about this, as I was evidently forewarned by all the implicit tell-tale signs. 

Communication was very easy, responding by text in real time, and we arranged a meeting two hours later. Place was in a quiet, reasonably nice residential area in Harrow Weald, within a council estate, but not  grubby at all much to my surprise. Nobody was around, so it did not prove to be uncomfortable. She communicated flat number just prior to the appointment, and I made my way up. Flat was very warm, but largely bare with obviously noticeable evidence that it was shared with other people, at one point thinking that I might have heard other female voices talking somewhere distantly. No Sergei or maid in sight though, and I got the impression they she had been merely sharing the flat with other Hungarian compatriots.

She greeted me with the usual behind the door stance, revealing a very young, fit brunette in her mid-twenties, wearing nothing but standard cotton mismatched lingerie. At this price, I wouldn't have expected anything beyond of course. She is very petite, probably a size 6-8, sporting several tattoos, on her shoulder, one above the right breast and another one just above her hip - not particularly discreet, especially the one on the shoulder.   Those who are not into ink, should therefore be aware.   Skin was nice and pale, and clearly looked like she had freshened up, smelling of nice feminine shower gel even from afar. Her face was not bad looking, but clearly not  a stunner - more like the EE girls next door wearing down jackets and who you bump into constantly at Lidl and Aldi. I do not think she wore any make up whatsoever, although she did have fake moderately-sized eye lashes (nothing like anything from TOWIE though).

She was however, munching away loudly on her chewing, and her eye contact was absent - quite off-putting. As she led me to the room, and shut the door behind, she gently implored me to undress, took away her gaze and as soon as paperwork was sorted,  off  she went to stash  the money away in a different room.  Her heavily EE-accented English appeared limited, albeit acceptable, with the kitsch habit of rounding every sentence with "babe". I would not have expected to hold any long conversations with her, as she constantly asked me to repeat, despite my very standard straightforward accent.  As soon as she came back, she abruptly took away her underwear, without giving me the opportunity to help her out, revealing reasonably attractive perky breasts, probably a size 32B with small pale nipples and even paler areolae.  She had two very old  faint scars over the lower half of her right breast, which are not related to breast surgery itself given the position (possibly some moles which needed removing in some distant past).  Her cute minge was shaven, with a stubble of a few days I would guess - she probably should have made up her mind what she wanted from this. I am one who likes trimmed bushes (I know, don't slate), and would have loved to see a full grown one there, rather than a half-hearted attempt which probably came as a result of mere laziness rather than anything else.

I would have wanted to kiss, but as she carried on churning her gum, I pulled out, so I am not sure if this is something that she would have offered . She made no efforts to initiate herself anyway, which I welcomed after all given the gum. Her breath was however fresh, with no evidence that she might smoke.  After some touching and stroking of her breasts and rump, I went on to try to lay her onto the bed, which she interrupted by having to look for a towel to cover the bed-sheet with. Not something that she could not have easily envisaged well beforehand. Alas. She did not like the idea of me getting a little wet either, as she constantly patted me up dry with kitchen towel, which she had on the bedside table. Meanwhile I was proven right about the other inhabitants, and could overhear the constant sounds of conversations in the background in a Uralic-sounding language, 99% Hungarian.  As she subsequently positioned herself supine in bed on her own accord, she revealed what I thought was a very attractive pair of very large and juicy labia majora. Boy, her labia were very big and juicy I must stress here. She allowed me to stroke her superficially over them , including the smaller ones inside and over the clit, but I asked her about fingering, which she politely declined. Getting quite hard at this point, I asked her to rubber me up and finished off  very early in mish. She was reasonably tight, soft and responsive, although again, her feigned moans and over the top sounds of pleasure, were somewhat uncalled for. This was only 12 minutes into the deed, so we had a very brief post-deed conversation. She confirmed that she is from Budapest (although I had no ability to test it though). However, I later noticed that she  had oddly left the passport exposed  on the bedside table, which confirmed the country of issue, if it did indeed belong to her. She said that she is new to this, and was only doing it while she was briefly in this country. She thought about soon returning  to Hungary for a brief while, and then come back in the near future. Grab her while you can then.

As the voices in the background persisted, I felt even more awkward, hence decided to call it quits with about 15 minutes remaining.  No hard feelings, but it was not the kind of environment that made me feel comfortable enough to persevere. She made no efforts to enquire why.

The verdict:
This is clearly a P&D punt, no frills and no thrills, and no expectations beyond this. I guess some people may rate this a positive, given that she was clean, fresh, communicative, no  bad points facially (6/10?), and body-wise she was decent (although very petite, and will not satisfy anyone into handfuls). I cannot tell about oral, as this was not on the cards during this visit, having gone for penetration straight away, while scurrying away from the environment. I am not thick-skinned enough for this, hence my natural punting choices are far different.  I thought I would give this sort of thing a try, to my dismay.
However, she made very little effort in her looks and action, and overall she is not a stunner.
So a neutral for me, although as I said,  potentially acceptable to the seasoned others when it comes to P&Ds, hence possibly just about a positive for them.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2021, 01:54:13 pm by Gilesman »

Offline Ron89

Fun house has a new entrant, I’ll give this one a hard pass. Thanks mate

Offline HERTSBLUE

So never tried owo and never tried kissing strange punt so we don't know if it's available  :dash:

Offline Gilesman

So never tried owo and never tried kissing strange punt so we don't know if it's available 
I think OWO was available, as she did ask if I wanted her to "suck" at one point, but I let it pass, as I couldn't wait until it was over.

Fun house has a new entrant, I’ll give this one a hard pass. Thanks mate
Out of interest, is this a well known house? I am not familiar with the area, and as I said, I am not usually into these sort of punts, so I went into with a mix of suspicion and naivety.
If so, those voices might have been Sergei's then. 
« Last Edit: February 06, 2021, 05:18:21 pm by Gilesman »

Offline HERTSBLUE

The fun house usually has 2 or 3 girls and run by a woman so you were quite safe.

Offline Denhamhoop

The concept of a punt without being sucked :scare: do like the look of this girl but no kissing means it's unlikely for me

Offline Gilesman

The fun house usually has 2 or 3 girls and run by a woman so you were quite safe.
Ok, hence the background conversations!

do like the look of this girl but no kissing means it's unlikely for me
She had decent looks, just very average; no kissing as she had chewing gum in her mouth, so I did not try as I found it very repugnant.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2021, 06:42:33 pm by Gilesman »

Offline PLeisure

Superbly written, generous with intel. Thank you.
She's pretty much my body type, but the limited service - at any price - is a no-no  :thumbsdown:

From Diva agency to the Harrow Fun House in the space of two months. And both WGs with a near-chronic fear of natural bodily fluids - why are they in this job  :(
- hope the next one is better  :hi:
« Last Edit: February 07, 2021, 12:27:07 am by PLeisure »

Offline Gilesman

From Diva agency to the Harrow Fun House in the space of two months. And both WGs with a near-chronic fear of natural bodily fluids - why are they in this job 
- hope the next one is better   

I am not as fussy and haven't been as unlucky as these reviews make me sound to be! I just thought I would quickly share the intel with you given these experiences.
I have also had my lucky streak with well reviewed gladies in the meantime, so I thought it was only fair to reciprocate for the collective good!

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Nicely written review my friend it was like reading an anti love novel, thanks. Looks like the Funhouse has gone downhill lately. Seems like her heart is not in the game . Shame you hadnt come across this polace 4 years ago. Back then Joyce and Xena were cracking girls. Wish i had a time machine... 
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Offline bedhedred

Thanks for the toftt .

Typically the blowjob is the mainstay of any punt I have.

Every rule has exceptions and, if I know the girl quite well from multiple repeat visits, I will on the odd occasion just rubber up and do a long slow shag.

I'd never do that as a toftt though.

Offline riker

Great review thanks. Intend to see her, will review.