BustyEnglishJade -Milton Keynes

[throwaway5569]

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30 mins for £80

First review, but not my first punt. This was just before christmas.

Was down in MK for work. Fancied a treat so fired up AW and had a look around. Sent out a good few messages and this SP replied.
Numbers were exchanged and comms from that point on were good. Mainly through text, phoning when at the door.

I dont know the area well but the flat was within walking distance from the massive shopping centre, so plenty of transport links.
There was free on street parking outside the flat too.
Climbing up the stairs to the top floor was a nightmare. Theres no lift, and the lights are not automatic, so it was pitch black.
Door opens with the SP hiding behind.
Once inside, the flat was ok, clean enough. Offered shower but had already prepared.
Paperwork out the way and into the bedroom.

She's tidy enough but not a fucking chance she is 30. I'd be surprised if she was still in her 30's at all.
Big tits, small arse.

She starts playing with my cock while chatting shit. This is doing nothing but kill time. Eventually she starts OWO, which is pretty decent to be honest.
After a while the bag goes on and she starts in CG, for about 2 minutes.
She then gets up and tells me to fuck her doggy.
After a while I ask to fuck her in the arse. This had been agreed in the initial comms also, and I was promised no issues. Part of the reason I booked.
To be fair she made and attempt and I did get to fuck her arse for a while, but never deep, or hard or fast, and only for 5 minutes.
She then rolled into mish and I banged away for a whole before I pulled out and wanked over her tits. She made it clear a facial was not an option.

Cleaned up and got to fuck.
I'm giving this a negative because I enquired about anal before hand, and was told size is no issue. I booked because of this. Her profile also states she is an anal specialist.
Her excuse was that I had a big cock, but it's nothing special if you ask me. Other than that it was an ok punt, but the anal thing tips it to negative.

[beemer44]

Nice review.  I have met Jade and in the summer wanted to chalk off a FFM 3sum and noticed she was working with Brooklyn ( I’ve reviewed her previously) I arranged a 1 hour 3sum and went to the flat in Mk. 

When she answered the door I thought the exact same! She’s easily closer to 45 than she is to 30. I had Just came straight from work and was in her shower and she told me she had accidentally doubled booked and unfortunately couldn’t see me.  But I could still book Brooklyn for an hour.  Tbh I was quite relieved as I didn’t find her that attractive. She has a Twitter account and occasionally posts the odd video. It was 1 of these that convinced me to book.

She did offer me discount if I was to book again and I can safely say I won’t be taking her up on her offer.

[CMiller]

I remember her. Definitely not 30 because I saw her nearly 10 years ago when she had blonde hair and said she was in her early thirties.

[Mr_Shins]

Her profile is attractive, but her review record here is poor, she used to be "Sky Bedford" or similar.

Because I'm after different things from many, it may work with me if I approach her the right way, but it would certainly be a risk.

[Bornslippy]

Year or so ago she was proper narky with her text responses (for no reason) so i fucked her off the list. Glad I did as clearly false advertising with age etc

[Mr_Shins]

I looked her up here as she's grabbed my attention recently on Escorting Hub.

[dudezilla]

She used to trade as Skye and Skye Bedford. Narky little bitch, much older than she claims, whinges all the way through, after keeping you waiting while she has a line in the kitchen. When I saw her for a 100 quid 45 mins including deep anal, she moaned that I could only put the tip in as she'd been fucked ragged by half of Milton Keynes. She always had the light on and lots of dudes fell for her 'charms'

Please avoid

[dudezilla]

Her profile is attractive, but her review record here is poor, she used to be "Sky Bedford" or similar.

Because I'm after different things from many, it may work with me if I approach her the right way, but it would certainly be a risk.

Unless you're into financial humiliation...

Save your cash fella, she's a miserable dog.