Laura, Lode Lane

[HappyEnder]

New to the site and keen to get a review under my belt. Be gentle.

I visited Sport & Injury at Lode Lane before the current closure and had a massage with Laura. Laura has been amazing on occasions and awful on occasions. I've had the whole hour with her paying attention to the old chap as well as her not bothering with him until the last 15 mins. I've had her offer more than I expected (which isn't my thing and I was shocked at) when I was upset at an older 'new girl' who showed how inept she was within minutes and then she's also batted my hand away when touching her bum through her dress.

Linda consistently gives a great experience and were I guaranteed Linda each time I would continue to attend but with the constant drip of 'new girls' that are at times, just unable to even look at you through embarrassment, I'm close to calling time on the place. I long for Nicole and Min to return and sadly since Min has started the place in Nuneaton, she has firmly got back to a more prudish policy (I cant stand the uniforms there either. Makes me think I've gone back to the 70s for a Granny Blue Rinse experience)

Given that for £70 you get a very hit and miss outcome at Lode Lane including Laura almost constantly trying to force other girls on you and for £10 more you get a far superior experience with Vicky Toria, I know where I'd rather be. I'd like to compare to Lola Bell but I gave up trying to book her over a year ago.

Sorry no link as they are currently closed (not that any of you would need it I'm sure)

[shed]

There is absolutely no way that Laura would offer oral. Sorry but you must be thinking about somebody else at a different establishment.. None of the girls who work there offer anything more than a he.. Many have tried without success. If Laura did offer oral there would be a very long queue along old lode lane 

[HappyEnder]

I'll gladly change that if that upsets you. But the fact remains that the service has got very hit and miss at Lode Lane

[Pete556]

Linda consistently gives a great experience and were I guaranteed Linda each time I would continue to attend

So why don't you just book Linda each time?

Strange review to be honest, but agree Laura does not offer any more than HE.

[shed]

I'll gladly change that if that upsets you. But the fact remains that the service has got very hit and miss at Lode Lane

No review upsets me, idiotic thing to suggest. I am questioning the facts you wrote. More like wishful thinking or fantasy. If she did offer you oral then you are one very lucky man.
Personally I don't visit there anymore because of the prices, so I don't know if standards of service have dropped off

[seandana]

I have to agree with both of the previous posters that this sounds like a very strange review , I have been frequenting this establishment for about 4 years now an there has never been a hint of anything more than HE on offer . it does sound of Fantasy or that the OP has a gripe of some sort with the shop .

[Philloveit21]

On reading this review I didn’t read anything that mentioned being offered oral ?

[HappyEnder]

Linda consistently gives a great experience and were I guaranteed Linda each time I would continue to attend

So why don't you just book Linda each time?

Strange review to be honest, but agree Laura does not offer any more than HE.

Last visit I asked for Linda and was a confirmed appointment only to find out it was her day off and again pressure to 'have new girl' by Laura. After refusing and asking for Laura, I was in no doubt that she didn't like the fact I'd refused. I dont have a problem with the place but IMHO it not the pleasant experience it has been in days past with better girls. Sorry if I've got it wrong but I'd naively thought that this would be a review

[mr.bluesky]

I have to agree with both of the previous posters that this sounds like a very strange review , I have been frequenting this establishment for about 4 years now an there has never been a hint of anything more than HE on offer . it does sound of Fantasy or that the OP has a gripe of some sort with the shop .

Likewise I have seen Laura for many years. Happy ending is all she does. She does not allow any of her girls to offer any more such as topless or b2b if they did she would get rid of them sharpish. Laura has too much to loose going down that route. I have never seen Vicky Toria so I cannot comment but Vicky Toria advertises on adultwork something Laura never does. Adultwork  advertisers are bound to offer more. If Linda offers a better massage then just ask  when you phone and see if she is on and make a booking with her. Simple as that. Pure fantasy imo to say Laura offers more than happy ending or do you have an axe to grind.  If she did offer you more what did she offer ?  I wish Laura did offer more 

[Pete556]

Last visit I asked for Linda and was a confirmed appointment only to find out it was her day off and again pressure to 'have new girl' by Laura. After refusing and asking for Laura, I was in no doubt that she didn't like the fact I'd refused. I dont have a problem with the place but IMHO it not the pleasant experience it has been in days past with better girls. Sorry if I've got it wrong but I'd naively thought that this would be a review

It is not clear to me what/who this review is really about. Is it about Laura on one specific day or is it a general moan about Lode Lane? I am not sure you are supposed to write a general review of an establishment - rather it has to be against a specific SP.

So perhaps you can clarify and be more specific on what was actually offered. The title should also reflect who this review is really about.

[seandana]

Last visit I asked for Linda and was a confirmed appointment only to find out it was her day off and again pressure to 'have new girl' by Laura. After refusing and asking for Laura, I was in no doubt that she didn't like the fact I'd refused. I dont have a problem with the place but IMHO it not the pleasant experience it has been in days past with better girls. Sorry if I've got it wrong but I'd naively thought that this would be a review

Your review is most welcome and appreciated and you are entitled to give whatever rating you want , what i find hard to grasp is that you state you were offered more by Laura which you took exception to , can you elaborate on what the extra was .

[shed]

On reading this review I didn’t read anything that mentioned being offered oral ?

It's been deleted so it seems. Where he wrote she "offered more than expected" , it originally stated oral. 

[Philloveit21]

Oh right cheers shed

[mr.bluesky]

It's been deleted so it seems. Where he wrote she "offered more than expected" , it originally stated oral. 

   which makes it more unbelievable . I also saw Laura a day or so before the latest lockdown.  She only had Linda and Ruby working for her. By all means give a neutral or negative review if your not happy with the service but if she batted your arm away from her arse during the massage then you have to respect the fact that she didn't want to be touched.

[JJDelta]

This review is very strange, I've visited Lode Lane many times and this simply does not add up. OP you need to be more clear and give more details, otherwise what you're typing doesn't even make sense.

[inbruges]

Batted your arm away when you tried to touch her arse but managed to offer you oral 

[seandana]

Batted your arm away when you tried to touch her arse but managed to offer you oral 

 

[MJR1968]

I’ve used lode Lane on numerous occasions and have never been offered anything other than massage and HE. I think someone is either trying to ruin Laura’s establishment or simply has a grudge to bear because he didn’t like not being allowed to touch.

[The_Don]

Sorry no link as they are currently closed (not that any of you would need it I'm sure)

Are any of the below linked to "Lode lane"



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VENUE:

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GT Link
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had a massage with Laura.

were I guaranteed Linda

I long for Nicole and Min to return

a far superior experience with Vicky Toria,

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Lola Bell but I gave up trying to book her over a year ago.

Lola Bell been around for a number of years and used to work in London   

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

She was fantastic 2 years ago with a full range of services at the same price. Unfortunately she has moved on to a less "giving" level

 

[mr.bluesky]

All of the above apart from the reference to lola Bell who works as an independent from her flat and advertises on adultwork.  The viva street advert is a different place (acurelax) the actual address of sport therapy the place where Laura works  is Old Lode Lane but most call it lode lane. 

[Philloveit21]

It was mentioned old lode lane was closed due to lockdown , it’s not and has been open throughout the latest lockdown along with a few others

[mr.bluesky]

It was mentioned old lode lane was closed due to lockdown , it’s not and has been open throughout the latest lockdown along with a few others

What makes you say that. Have you been their recently   

[Philloveit21]

No but I’ve looked on their website and it says what time it opens then when I go back on it says open till what ever time it closes

[mr.bluesky]

No but I’ve looked on their website and it says what time it opens then when I go back on it says open till what ever time it closes

Doesn't mean to say it's open . Just means their advert has not been updated to say that it is now closed . A lot of gumtree adverts are the same. They have just not been updated. The advert  for old lode lane was posted 47 days ago.

[Philloveit21]

No if you go on their site at say 8 in the morning it says closed opens at 9-30 then when you go back on at say 9-30 it says open ?

[seandana]

No if you go on their site at say 8 in the morning it says closed opens at 9-30 then when you go back on at say 9-30 it says open ?

its closed for lock down i have passed it many times as its local to me and it is definitely closed .
When you google it it does say open but it also says times and service may vary with an exclamation mark.

[Philloveit21]

Yea no worries

[bonham]

I fell for this at o2 shops checked online see what's open on there website's beginning of lockdown drove to northfeald closed checked online merryhill says open close at 5pm stupidly I went there closed I cant understand a big company like o2 wouldn't update there website's then I couldn't find which carpark I was on 45 minutes before I found my car what a nightmare day. Dame you o2   

[mr.bluesky]

No if you go on their site at say 8 in the morning it says closed opens at 9-30 then when you go back on at say 9-30 it says open ?

Like I said it just means the advert that was posted 47 days ago has not been updated . It will show the opening and closing times every day even though it is closed. 

[mr.bluesky]

I’ve used lode Lane on numerous occasions and have never been offered anything other than massage and HE. I think someone is either trying to ruin Laura’s establishment or simply has a grudge to bear because he didn’t like not being allowed to touch.

I think you have hit the nail on the head there MJR1968.