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Offline AnthG

This is going to be a tough one to review. As I personally left the booking happy. But it was nowhere near what should have occurred. 

Further to my post in this thread this morning.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23414.msg415985#msg415985

There was a Thai girl down on AW that I liked the look of who had A-Levels down on her likes list. I was hesitant trying to book through her direct via AW as I was worried she may not understand me and I wont understand her and disaster would occur as a result. So I tried booking her through the agency she also was also on.

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There is not much point in my saying who it is as I never got to see her. There is also no point in my trying to guess who it was I seen as I have no clue who it was I seen. I phoned today the agency and got...A Thai girl answer the phone anyway. But she had very good English and arranged everything great.

She said you will need to confirm the booking before seeing her. Which I had no problem with as I do this with Diamonds and ENE.

Started on my trek to the booking and heard my phone message ping come up asking 'are you going to confirm you booking'. So replied back 'yes I will do when there'

20 further mins pass, and its now 20 mins to booking time I get another message saying "are you close yet". I said I am now there waiting till the time and can do the booking early if you wish.

Got a reply back saying will give you room number soon. 20 mins pass until now exact booking time and no room number messaged so text back asking for the building and room to go to. Am given this and go there. Its literally a case of no girl answering and am told to push open door to the complex and walk up to the girls room.

I went up to the room and there seen the girl was a very pretty really demure Thai bride type girl (those really extremely shy types you see on movies). Handed over the cash (£130 for an hour) and I got undressed.

She then got undressed and I could see it clearly was not the girl I had booked with. This was a worry as the girl I had booked with was specifically to do A-Levels with and who had it as an enjoy and most of the others did not have this down as an enjoy.

On asking if she was the girl I booked it turns out she barely speaks a word of English and I ask if she is her and she confirms she is not. As she had to leave. And then she said "but whatever you wanted to do with her you can do with me".

I was like, 'I do not think that will be so, as I was specifically wanting to do A-Levels. Do you do that'. She then replies clearly not having a clue as to what I am wanting to do. But saying whatever you want to do will be fine in extremely limited broken english.

And I am like I really don't think it will be and trying to find any way to explain what Anal is to her and her clearly not knowing what it is. But constantly saying its ok whatever you want to do is fine.

I am worried about just trying to do it and her freaking and screaming for security or kicking my ass herself or something so I keep trying to get her to acknowledge she understands exactly what I am intending to do with her. (A very awkward conversation)

So then she phones the agency and passes the phone to me to say to them what I wanted so they could translate it to her. And this girl at the agency is now not the same girl I spoke to before as her english is now terrible now too but better than this girl in the rooms.

The woman on the phone is now trying to charge me £30 extra for anal. Which I am saying I have no extra money I have gave all the money I have to her.  And I arranged it with a girl who did Anal as part of the £130.

So I am asking as a good will gesture can you let this girl do Anal with me for the £130 I have already paid her. The response, yes no problem. And I was like great fine. So we are all sorted. And she was like yes just pay her £30. Which I am like I just told you I have no more money.

So it came to a choice of, walking and clearly losing my £130. Doing regular sex. So I asked if I could do 45 mins but with Anal instead of an hour which was agreed.

The lady then asks me to pass the phone to the girl so she can explain to her what service I was wanting. She then has a brief 2 mins conversation in Thai with this girl and its clear this girl was annoyed at whatever she was being told.

We then start the booking (some 13 mins over the agreed time, and now I only have 30 mins left). So I hesitantly ask are you really ok to do anal if so can we do it now.

'yes but go slow and gentle with me'. And I was like ok no problems. We then start doing A-Levels in missionary position. And it was absolutely fantastic. This has been my first time doing full on A-Levels (I tried it with Ava but the Levitra was waring off so couldn't actually get hard enough for it). This time I had taken Viagra the full 100mg and was ready enough to cut glass.

During this she suddenly said I am ok now you can go harder if you want to. (Didn't really want to oblige that request but it was freaky her saying this out of the blue).

Overall we did A-Levels in missionary, then both of us on our side and then doggy style. And this was literally fantastic.

Things finished with me being unable to hold back with 5 mins left so given that small talk was non existent I asked for a shower. I got a shock when I entered the bathroom as it had no shower in there but a bath with a load of cooking dishes in and the bathroom had a washing machine with a 4 plug mains extension right near the bath (so basically an electrocution hazard).

I took a brief wash and left.

Overall this has been my first venture down the A-Levels route and I left absolutely knackered and elated. My legs felt like jelly walking home.

The girl was nice and you cannot really fault her as she clearly was trying her absolute best to please. And she really went she went going, she went going with the A-Levels no holding back.

But the downsides are the agerncy. Its clear the agency had no intentions of providing the girl I had booked and just treat a booking with them as generic Thai girl number 1 and 2 etc. Its also clear the new extra being strung onto me at the last moment was maybe a ploy of get the guy in the room and horny and then ask for extra cash.

Overall given the A-Levels was really good and given that A-Levels seem to be the holy grail of punting (no girl seems to offer it) I would return to use this agency again and just pay that £30 and see someone for 30/45mins. But with full knowledge that it aint going to be with who I booked and they are a bit sneaky.

So overall as I left happy and got in a roundabout way what I wanted I was posting neutral. But I do expect most others would put this down as a negative.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2014, 04:12:01 pm by AnthG »
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Offline LostInMackemLand

I shouldn't but....
.....I've haven't ever laughed as hard as I just have.

Offline johnny34

Agree with neutral as u eventually got the service u wanted..
but must admit to a good laugh aswell.

Biggest problem seems to be language & switching girls

Offline AnthG

Biggest problem seems to be language & switching girls

And the hidden extras, nowhere on the website is it mentioned of extras or how much they'd be. Nowhere during booking was I told that what I wanted was a paid for extra.

Its only till you get in the room and ask for it (which I kind of get the feeling the girl herself wouldn't have charged me extra for it, it was the agency themselves who wanted to)
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Offline johnny34

Agreed.
 
Always seems to be the case. But when your there & having paid its a pain in the arse

No pun intended :D

Barry Shipton

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This is one comedy sketch the Two Ronnies never did but I can just imagine it. :D

Think you need go carry a sign language or picture book with you next time Anth to cut out the call to the middle man trying to up the extras.

Don't know why nobody's ever developed one for all the foreign escorts with no English - just point to the position or service you want.

Barry Shipton

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Just checked the agency and noticed they do male escorts as well - so hopefully when you ask for anal and they do a bait and switch you don't end up with one of them.

Now that's a review I would have really liked to have read  :D

Offline Greenman

Great review good laugh
Atention to detail about the washing machine a classic

Offline Third Man

good review. Was sid james there lol! But there is no chance ill be going anywhere these places, I admire your persistence and courage!

Offline Newcastle05

Which girl was it you 'thought' you were booking?

Offline chinatoon

Yeah this agency is the same as
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same girls same person answering the phone and same disregard to who you want and what you want. sometimes the surprise is good but often bad especially if you want kissing or bbj as all extra. just wish this agency would sort itself out coz a good Thai girl is amazing.

Offline portable

Just checked the agency and noticed they do male escorts as well

That's just a "male escorts wanted" ad. I might apply for laugh.

I got a shock when I entered the bathroom as it had no shower in there but a bath with a load of cooking dishes in and the bathroom had a washing machine with a 4 plug mains extension right near the bath (so basically an electrocution hazard).

Priceless.


I've been in similar situations where you're thinking more with your dick than your brain and even when things are just plain random - delays, odd texts, having to pay extra etc- and I think if that happened to me now I'd just leave, but it sounds like you had a decent time in the end at least. Where was the flat by the way? PM me if you want. Am very interested in seeing one or two of these girls, and will be polite but firm on the phone (and at the door) on who I want to see and that everything is included in the price.





Offline AnthG

Where was the flat by the way? PM me if you want. Am very interested in seeing one or two of these girls, and will be polite but firm on the phone (and at the door) on who I want to see and that everything is included in the price.
I am always kind of worried over how much info to give out for this as I don't want anywhere to get raided on something I say.

But it was on Grainger street in the town.

I am very curious how you get on to be honest. I would definitely recommend trying to get A-Levels in on the bargain as (and I know this is massive generalisation from only one booking) but these Thai girls it seems act shy and demure as hell but then when it comes down to it are ravers.
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DaveMugabe

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The agency has been on my radar for a while but the same girls appearing on lots of agencies books put me off as it smacks of bait and switch to me (they use stock photos)

Offline AnthG

The agency has been on my radar for a while but the same girls appearing on lots of agencies books put me off as it smacks of bait and switch to me (they use stock photos)
I think from my experience they definitely are doing bait and switch. And it seems from other peoples comments they have done it for them too.

For the prices you are paying - I paid £130 which was technically supposed to be for an hour, you would think if they are just treating a punt with them as you are seeing generic Thai girl number 1 and 2 or 3 - just basically whoever they have shipped over from Thailand and available at that time (as this girl I seen while very nice clearly was not from the UK as she barely spoke a word) then they should be charging £70 or something per hour not £130 per hour.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2014, 10:47:49 pm by AnthG »
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DaveMugabe

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Yup.  One to avoid until they clean up their act.

Thanks Anth

nutley

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Anth why not try keeva for a levels? Amazing anal with her.

Offline big p ne

i have had the same problem before. then i got the Translater app on my phone. now i can fuck any nationality :yahoo:

Barry Shipton

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i have had the same problem before. then i got the Translater app on my phone. now i can fuck any nationality :yahoo:
Have you noticed Blow Job is the same in almost every language, seems to be the one universal language everyone understands.

Offline ProfessorYaffle

Great review as always Anth.

Toshiba

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Tbh i really dont get the a levels holy grail thing.its no real different to a tight pussy just the thought of taking her up the arse is a power thing for males.

Now ive had a WG ride me in her arse and that was sexy tbf

Funny review and another indication of the punting pit falls

ManBat

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Anth why not try keeva for a levels? Amazing anal with her.

+1. What a girl.

Toshiba

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+1. What a girl.


Gonna have to book young keeva, gotta be done

whiterussian

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Tbh i really dont get the a levels holy grail thing.its no real different to a tight pussy just the thought of taking her up the arse is a power thing for males.

Now ive had a WG ride me in her arse and that was sexy tbf

Funny review and another indication of the punting pit falls

I agree with your first paragraph HC, I find it hard to believe women enjoy this also.
The smell of ladypoo is off putting as well :thumbsdown:

So you actually enjoyed being impaled with a strappo?