Joanna & Jolanta - 4-Hand Massage - New Malden

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Before current lockdown these two ladies advertised frequently on Gumtree and their operation and modus operandi is based on the assumption that there are enough horny men who will try their services and will pay premium rates on the assumption that something sensual is on offer.  I am sure I’m not the only member on here who has tried their services only to leave with blue balls, felt cheated and disappointed.

They don’t have a current Gumtree advert but the numbers to avoid are
Joanna – 07926324959
Jolanta – 07809403176
I saw them in November at a flat they have between New Malden and Norbiton

Joanna is actually quite fit and does know how to massage but she is very legit and gets nowhere close to the groin and her style is very non sensual. Jolanta is fat and ugly but does massage closer to the groin area but doesn’t have any training. I booked a one hour session for £60 and when I turned up gave over my money and was given the choice of a 4 hander for 30 minutes or a 60 minute session but part 1 would be with Jolanta and part 2 would be with Joanna. As neither was what I expected I should have walked but I opted for the 4 hander. The only thing about the massage that was in synch was their chatting in Polish. It was dire and an experience I never want to repeat. They know the men who answer Gumtree adverts want something sensual and they play to that fact and work together for protection as I’m sure there will have been many guys who have felt conned.

So whenever lockdown is over and Gumtree ease their posting rules you’ll probably start seeing adverts from these two ladies again. My advice is don’t go.

[The_Don]

They don’t have a current Gumtree advert but the numbers to avoid are
Joanna – 07926324959
Jolanta – 07809403176

Thanks for the warning and the phone numbers.


Below is a link to profile and screen shots:


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Several more links are currently on-line and the gumtree link has been active under the user

Joanna

Posting for 3+ years

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[SpaceRaiderDave]

Thanks for providing the link, not sure how I missed that one

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Before current lockdown these two ladies advertised frequently on Gumtree and their operation and modus operandi is based on the assumption that there are enough horny men who will try their services and will pay premium rates on the assumption that something sensual is on offer.  I am sure I’m not the only member on here who has tried their services only to leave with blue balls, felt cheated and disappointed.

They don’t have a current Gumtree advert but the numbers to avoid are
Joanna – 07926324959
Jolanta – 07809403176
I saw them in November at a flat they have between New Malden and Norbiton

Joanna is actually quite fit and does know how to massage but she is very legit and gets nowhere close to the groin and her style is very non sensual. Jolanta is fat and ugly but does massage closer to the groin area but doesn’t have any training. I booked a one hour session for £60 and when I turned up gave over my money and was given the choice of a 4 hander for 30 minutes or a 60 minute session but part 1 would be with Jolanta and part 2 would be with Joanna. As neither was what I expected I should have walked but I opted for the 4 hander. The only thing about the massage that was in synch was their chatting in Polish. It was dire and an experience I never want to repeat. They know the men who answer Gumtree adverts want something sensual and they play to that fact and work together for protection as I’m sure there will have been many guys who have felt conned.

So whenever lockdown is over and Gumtree ease their posting rules you’ll probably start seeing adverts from these two ladies again. My advice is don’t go.

As predicted these two are advertising again and have two active Gumtree adverts in the last few days.

There is a new telephone number to be aware of, 07400963090

The advice is the same - AVOID!!

[Fuzzyduck]

As predicted these two are advertising again and have two active Gumtree adverts in the last few days.

There is a new telephone number to be aware of, 07400963090

The advice is the same - AVOID!!

Didn't see your review first time around. Glad I didn't try to see them. I contacted them on the 07400 number in the middle of last year. Seemed friendly enough but made a big deal of nothing else being on offer (more than a masseuse keeping things under the radar would do) so I didn't bother.

[W5ranger]

Yes, you will be led down the garden path by these two! Nothing sensual on offer at all. Don’t waste your time.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

****WARNING****

Joanna and Jolenta are back at it again
This is the new gumtree advert,, now calling herself Ella

External Link/Members Only
Tel No = 07903514589
 
When you text you get offered massage at £60/hr and when probed about it she'll offer a sensual 4 handed Lomi Lomi for £99/hr

Guys - Don't be tempted as this is their MO to get customers and when they massage they get nowhere close to the groin area

[WellDontJustLookAtIt]

Good warning, thanks. Did enquire with them once, glad I dodged that one.

[LLPunting]

Jolanta's number is still being used for a current GT ad in New Malden.  Glad we trapped it here so it pinged this warning when I checked recently.   
They also may callback unannounced if they don't answer or text.

A reminder to all GT/VS users pls do keep the number used and a screencap for when you post your reviews.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

They are at it again, changing numbers hoping to catch guys who haven't seen previous warnings and to avoid any negative google searches
The new number to avoid is 07398665971  Below is the Gumtree advert

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Hello, My name is Lena and I offer professional Swedish and deep tissue massage. I work at my clean private studio in New Malden. My massage helps in back pains,headaches, muscle issues and other chronic pains. My massage help reduce symptoms of depression,stress and anxiety. Please just mind I do not offer any of erotic services.
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When I contacted her LomiLomi was offered at £70/hr and as usual she described it as sensual and she made a point I would be nude under the towel. When questioned further she then admitted that it was a legit massage without any sexual content.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

I should have guessed but it seems that they have both got a new name and are both are out to scam
The other new number to avoid is 07949250756

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For this one on text exchange I was offered a 4 handed tantra massage for £99 but on questioning I was told it wouldn't involve any touching of my private parts nor should it be considered sexual in any way.

Guys, please don't be conned by these ladies. I've got no problem with a WSWS and it being legit but when a sp uses words like sensual and tantra trying to lure men into paying for something that isn't on offer then thats when I think a line has been crossed. 

[stanley2010]

Thank you for your updates Dave.

I just don't get these people.

If you can't provide a proper massage so you don't have repeat customers whilst you tease with the terms "sensual" and "tantric", why not just provide these services?

At least people won't feel cheated.

[Boss_Grinz]

And Mrs Lena is back with a new profile
External Link/Members Only

[WellDontJustLookAtIt]

Found this ad on the more legit (non-escorty) side of VS the other day:
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She confirmed sensual massage with hand relief was available..

But then thought about how close this location is to these two cock-teasers! and the fact she looks polish / EE.

Might take the plunge, will report back if I do

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Found this ad on the more legit (non-escorty) side of VS the other day:
 External Link/Members Only

She confirmed sensual massage with hand relief was available..

But then thought about how close this location is to these two cock-teasers! and the fact she looks polish / EE.

Might take the plunge, will report back if I do

She is definitely different from the two New Malden scammers.

I previously was in text exchange with Bea. The quoted prices before the add on extras seemed high to me so I didn't follow up. Below is the massage I received from her along with the post code

My offer
Deep tissue one hour is £90
Swedish massage one hour is £80
Full relaxing body one hour is £60
Scrub body and hot stones
I always work with my table massage
towels,oils and my great experience.
Thank you 😊
Sensually massage as well
Shower
Kt48rr

[WellDontJustLookAtIt]

She is definitely different from the two New Malden scammers.

I previously was in text exchange with Bea. The quoted prices before the add on extras seemed high to me so I didn't follow up. Below is the massage I received from her along with the post code

My offer
Deep tissue one hour is £90
Swedish massage one hour is £80
Full relaxing body one hour is £60
Scrub body and hot stones
I always work with my table massage
towels,oils and my great experience.
Thank you 😊
Sensually massage as well
Shower
Kt48rr

Yep exactly the same. Something seems off.. can't quite pin it, so not sure now if I'll take the plunge. And as you say, I think the cost could spiral too.

Due to a general lack of options, I've foolishly been looking on VS for new girls, but its full of fake profiles - using bloody instagram model photos (easy reverse google image search can reveal this pretty quick) for example these ads must have sucked in a lot of blokes at the moment - as the girls look wow:

External Link/Members Only - a model called Emma Kotos
External Link/Members Only - insta profile anitkova
External Link/Members Only - Emma Kotos again
External Link/Members Only - another one called Skylar Mae from only fans

Sorry, just realised I've gone off on one in a massage thread!

Hopefully most blokes can see these ads are all tgtbt from the off.. the sergeis behind them must think we're all pretty thick