Author Topic: Patricia, Edgware Road - Invasian Escorts - One sided party bookings  (Read 8681 times)

Offline SamOmar

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Not been reviewed for a while and my experiences are quite different from her early reviews so I thought I will give my two cents

Location; Minutes away from Edgware Road station. Very large block of flats but entrance away from the main reception / concierge table. Lift to go up to the 5th floor and easy to find. The booking takes place in the living room which is full of snacks, alcohol, lit up like a red light district. Functional shower room with 50% of what superdrug has to offer. The living room consists of multiple sofas and a small yet well kept mattress on the floor.

Last visit was early January however all bookings have gone the same way. I think 5 visits in total

Lady: Taller than your average Thai, medium complexion however it is hard to judge sometimes with the mood lighting. Long straight hair, slim firm body, natural small boobs with perfect shape and nipples. Flat stomach and very thick thighs and ass (she has gained weight during breaks however the weight seems to have gone to her thighs and ass rather than stomach) Soft skin and always freshly showered and perfumed. She does not seem to wear any underwear even when wearing casual clothes. I feel she is good looking and is in her mid 30s however never had children and I didn't notice any tattoos.

Experience: Patricia is never ready for my bookings and often keeps me waiting 5 or 10 minutes outside. Upon entering I am told to sit down and offered alcohol even though I don't drink. After several protests I get juice or fizzy water. Recently she greets me in casual clothing and sits down for a drink and a chat. After some hugging and light kissing she proceeds to touching up her makeup, change into a skimpy dress whilst I take a shower. I return and we chat some more, she can talk for Thailand and her English is ok. We choose a music playlist and she drinks some more. A few cheeky swipes at my croch make me hard but she then moves onto getting high. It is often 1 - 2 hours before we get down to any serious action and my sexual frustration builds throughout however I am told to be patient.

Eventually when she is in the mood she proceeds to pour baby oil all over body and sits ontop me while I am on the sofa and gives me light kisses. She grinds her ass and vagina against my cock very slowly and sensually. When my cock is covered in oil she then proceeds to get the lotion and starts giving me a very light handjob and expertly moves it into a sensual blowjob (probably digesting the lotions) whilst on her knees with some light deepthroat, gagging and eye contact. I am covered in oil, lotion and her saliva at the same time and it feels breathtaking. All services are delivered at a very slow pace. Rubber on and we usually have sex on the sofa / mattress on the floor until I blow my load. No clock watching and maximum effort.

I always need a few minutes to catch my breath and replenish with water before taking a long shower to wash off the oil. There is no rush to leave unless she has another booking lined up.

I booked and paid for 1 hour only @ 140

The bulk of Patricia's bookings are prolonged party ones and she treats me in the same way even if I am not paying for multiple hours and not into the whole party scene. For most people I could see it being extremely frustrating if they have other plans / families however for me living locally and being single there is a great chill factor especially as other social venues are closed.

I usually stop visiting an escort after 5 or 6 bookings because I do not like repetition however for me it is unparalleled value considering the length of time that I spend so I may return.

Negatives

Unorganised with her time keeping
No anal offered (Not my thing)
Only light kissing (Maybe that's just me)
Usually just 1 pop (Service is very slow)





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Offline Weathersmo

Simular to my experience.. She drags it out kept offering food and drink only minimal time for play

Nice enough woman but she does as little as poss

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She is highly alluring indeed. I glad she hasn't ruined herself with fake tits and lips which is the fashion these days. OIling up her titties as she grinds on your cock really is worth the wait.

Offline Jeffe

Sounds like a bizarre punt tbh, not sure the agency would be impressed her spending 3 hours with a punter who only pays for 1 hour while she messes about and gets high. But if you enjoyed it op then crack on  :thumbsup:

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can I ask what she's getting high on? Weed or class As?

Offline SamOmar

can I ask what she's getting high on? Weed or class As?

I sent you a message
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If she's Thai its almost certainly Crystal (Yabba they call it), I've never seen them use or offer anything else.
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Sounds like a bizarre punt tbh, not sure the agency would be impressed her spending 3 hours with a punter who only pays for 1 hour while she messes about and gets high. But if you enjoyed it op then crack on  :thumbsup:

They don't work for the agencies directly. They just pay a cut to any that make an introduction.

Offline Mariokoko

Are Party Bookings okay to review here? I always wondered - I've had a few but thought it was incriminating both the WGand myself, and that it was an unfair assessment if I party too as my judgement obviously isn't sound. I'm just curious.

Offline Jeffe

They don't work for the agencies directly. They just pay a cut to any that make an introduction.

I’d have thought it was a % of the overall booking fee, if that’s the case then the agency only gets a % of 1 hour here rather than 3 and can’t earn other commission from her in those extra hours

Just seems odd to me and I’d prefer to avoid “party” punts so appreciate the op highlighting this (although appreciate others may enjoy this kind of punt)

Offline SamOmar

I’d have thought it was a % of the overall booking fee, if that’s the case then the agency only gets a % of 1 hour here rather than 3 and can’t earn other commission from her in those extra hours

Just seems odd to me and I’d prefer to avoid “party” punts so appreciate the op highlighting this (although appreciate others may enjoy this kind of punt)

I don't drink or do drugs so I'm not into party punts at all , Ladies like Patricia have a bulk of regulars so only get the occasional booking from an agency leaving time for her to go at her own pace. I've got no complaints on her slow build up makes me more eager but other might be running on a tight schedule.
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Offline Jeffe

I don't drink or do drugs so I'm not into party punts at all , Ladies like Patricia have a bulk of regulars so only get the occasional booking from an agency leaving time for her to go at her own pace. I've got no complaints on her slow build up makes me more eager but other might be running on a tight schedule.

And that’s 100% fair, if you’re getting what you want out of the punt then go for it

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I’d have thought it was a % of the overall booking fee, if that’s the case then the agency only gets a % of 1 hour here rather than 3 and can’t earn other commission from her in those extra hours

Just seems odd to me and I’d prefer to avoid “party” punts so appreciate the op highlighting this (although appreciate others may enjoy this kind of punt)

Nope - 20 quid on the hour booking. They much prefer you go direct to them. One of the TGs I reviewed said her "extras" were included when you call her direct and extra when she has to cough up to an agency. They are all on the same sites, but they are different sites. As for longer stays, I was with her for about 2 hours last year and only paid for the 1 and a lot of that time i was lying next to her playing with her pussy and perfect titties.

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Nope - 20 quid on the hour booking. They much prefer you go direct to them. One of the TGs I reviewed said her "extras" were included when you call her direct and extra when she has to cough up to an agency. They are all on the same sites, but they are different sites. As for longer stays, I was with her for about 2 hours last year and only paid for the 1 and a lot of that time i was lying next to her playing with her pussy and perfect titties.

Sorry you are misinformed about how Central London agencies work. Its been standard since 2004 that agencies take a 30% percent commission and on 150 bookings with Thais is rounded to 50 pounds :). Most AW profiles are run by the agency or if an independent girl also works for the agency she keeps the same rate privately as to not upset them. There are exceptions when it comes to discounts :)
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Sorry you are misinformed about how Central London agencies work. Its been standard since 2004 that agencies take a 30% percent commission and on 150 bookings with Thais is rounded to 50 pounds :). Most AW profiles are run by the agency or if an independent girl also works for the agency she keeps the same rate privately as to not upset them. There are exceptions when it comes to discounts :)

This was my understanding up to 5ish years ago when I stopped using the Thai agencies due to the drop in service quality and the looks of the girls.
Possible they take less of a cut now but find it hard to believe.

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Sorry you are misinformed about how Central London agencies work. Its been standard since 2004 that agencies take a 30% percent commission and on 150 bookings with Thais is rounded to 50 pounds :). Most AW profiles are run by the agency or if an independent girl also works for the agency she keeps the same rate privately as to not upset them. There are exceptions when it comes to discounts :)

Yes this was my assumption too, so say they get £50 on an hour booking if the actual punt takes 3x as long then they’re losing money here. And we know agencies hate that!

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This was my understanding up to 5ish years ago when I stopped using the Thai agencies due to the drop in service quality and the looks of the girls.
Possible they take less of a cut now but find it hard to believe.

Well I was going on what I was told by a couple of girls. I'm not in touch with a lot of pimps so can't guatanreet they weren't telling fibs.

Hmm A lying thai hooker. Never.  :lol:

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Yes this was my assumption too, so say they get £50 on an hour booking if the actual punt takes 3x as long then they’re losing money here. And we know agencies hate that!

As mentioned above the girls list with the different agencies, no agency is entitled to them or their earnings so there is no loss if a girl goes off grid because she's not obliged to be on it.  If the agencies controlled the availability of the girls and dictated their working hours then that's another nail in the coffin if they're rolled over by the cops for profiting from prostitution.  The only "loss" incurred is by the girl not charging agency rate for time spent.

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I wonder if the time wasting happens during a 30 minute booking?

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My experience of her, she is not time wasting. She is basically incredibly lonely. Sure she is meeting people all day every day but the vast majority are in, clothes off, shower, suck fuck cum and out the door with a few words in between. Ghe OP is probably just a decent guy that she's clicked with.

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Perhaps I am unique here, but my number one reason for meeting a girl is to party with her. Am I the only one?
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Offline Random poster

I got into the habit of doing lots of coke and drinking and smoking whilst seeing girls but have slowed down and not sure if go back to that.

I had an excellent time with this girl - no drugs but the sex was very very good and the service was some of The best I've had.
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Oh yeah went in bareback and got tested - shoot me now....both drinking and just happened.

Would never consider doing that again. Had happened two other occasions once when drunk and the other time condom broke - I knew it was feeling too good....
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Offline BRBRBR

I still love it,

1. Magnum of Crystal Champagne in the fridge
2. Grammes of C in the Bathroom and
3. Hookers parking up on the drive in an SUV
is my perfect Friday!
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Offline Random poster

Couldnt agree more

I usually neck a bottle of cristal with 50 Cent and Conor McGregor before we get started on a friday night shagging a load of bitches and shit in Enfield

They are obviously cheapskate as they can't afford a magnum of crystals.



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Offline BRBRBR

Couldnt agree more

I usually neck a bottle of cristal with 50 Cent and Conor McGregor before we get started on a friday night shagging a load of bitches and shit in Enfield

They are obviously cheapskate as they can't afford a magnum of crystals.
Dreams can come true!
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Offline Asianmufflicker

Nice review, many thanks!Sounds very intriguing and she's absolutely my type! However, I'm a bit confused about the "getting high" part as this might be something I'm not comfortable with. Could you let me know what she's taking? Feel free to send me a message if you want, in case you don't want to write this here in an open forum.

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She drinks and does drugs probably a "party" escort.

she made me some drinks - I think a port and coke type thing, whatever it was over a year ago and will be up for drinking herself depending on the mood.



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Offline Random poster

A lot of girls will sell you coke, from agencies. And I've also had that more ketamine style stuff. She may just take speed or amphetamines or smoke a bit of weed.

She didn't strike me as someone who had a serious problem but someone who probably likes to have a few drinks and a bit of drugs socially.

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Never saw her do drugs. There is something quirky about her. Not sure Mr Fitty Pence BRBRBR would enjoy her.

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Yes to be clear she didn't do drugs in front of me and/or offer them.

Her performance was excellent

Yes struck me as someone who likes to party and a bit reckless -mutual rubbing turned into no condom for a while...
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Offline S_holmes

Yes to be clear she didn't do drugs in front of me and/or offer them.

Her performance was excellent

Yes struck me as someone who likes to party and a bit reckless -mutual rubbing turned into no condom for a while...

What was her reaction when you ‘went in bareback’ , out of interest?

Offline Random poster

She was fine with it but a little  I do t know the phrase but "we are being naughty"....about it.

And I pulled out after a little while then condom on, but a good few minutes, obviously it felt great at the time but it's not something I go looking for or would want - it just happened.

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Offline Mariokoko

Perhaps I am unique here, but my number one reason for meeting a girl is to party with her. Am I the only one?

I'm actually with you there

Offline peter jb

She was fine with it but a little  I do t know the phrase but "we are being naughty"....about it.

And I pulled out after a little while then condom on, but a good few minutes, obviously it felt great at the time but it's not something I go looking for or would want - it just happened.

When I tried booking her before Xmas she couldn’t do date I wanted as had her period , so barebacking risks more than a STD . She could be after you for child maintenance, passport, or abortion cost !

Offline SamOmar

She was fine with it but a little  I do t know the phrase but "we are being naughty"....about it.

And I pulled out after a little while then condom on, but a good few minutes, obviously it felt great at the time but it's not something I go looking for or would want - it just happened.

Be careful mate it occasionally happens with single Thais. I remember there was once Cherry, 100x more crazier than the likes of Patricia. As a young boy I went in without the rubber and did the full business. This happened once in 2008 and 3 times in 2011. Only in 2013 I was in the same room as 2 other guys that BB her also and some other punters.

I had a broken condom incident with her last time as well and because I could sense her carefree nature I went for a checkup a few days later but a bit older a bit wiser I am because I don't like my penis stabbed with a swab
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Offline SamOmar

When I tried booking her before Xmas she couldn’t do date I wanted as had her period , so barebacking risks more than a STD . She could be after you for child maintenance, passport, or abortion cost !

Licking out any lady whilst their on or close to their period is just gross lol. But each to their own
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My point was on period , so not on pill , so that with carefree attitude on drugs is just asking for trouble

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Be careful mate it occasionally happens with single Thais. I remember there was once Cherry, 100x more crazier than the likes of Patricia. As a young boy I went in without the rubber and did the full business. This happened once in 2008 and 3 times in 2011. Only in 2013 I was in the same room as 2 other guys that BB her also and some other punters.

I had a broken condom incident with her last time as well and because I could sense her carefree nature I went for a checkup a few days later but a bit older a bit wiser I am because I don't like my penis stabbed with a swab

God , there’s a name . Cherry was really wild and crazy . She seemed happy to take it bareback in all 3 holes, smoking her bong throughout. Saw her in her Bayswater flat above Starbucks around 10 years ago
I was gutted when she moved to Birmingham and then left uk for good . My favourite Thai of all after Maria and Briony.

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Patricia barebacked for her first 6 months in the UK. All over this forum under her first name.

Offline ali sugar

Tried to book Patricia but she’s not available and the receptionist doesn’t know when she’s back. Anyone has her details to book her ?

Offline SamOmar

Tried to book Patricia but she’s not available and the receptionist doesn’t know when she’s back. Anyone has her details to book her ?

Patricia does disappearing acts every few months, changes her number and resurfaces at some point. I've had 7 different numbers for her over the last year and it forces me to go back to the agency. Will send you a message if I ever get through
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