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Milton Keynes
Probably one of the worst puns ever!
I have a thing for mature older women and Patricia had been on my hot list for a while. She ticked a few boxes but was a little unsure, let's just there were warning signs but on a random afternoon/early evening I had the horn and there wasn't much available so took my chances.
I called up, she was polite and happy to answer a few questions, I asked if she had any sexy lingerie she could wear for me and she told me yes she had stockings and suspenders which she was happy to wear on our meet so I made arrangements and I was booked.
Her house is located on an estate, pretty discreet and easy to find. I did the usual, called when i arrived at the location give and was given a house number, knocked on the door and this is where it all went down hill....
Pat answered, wearing a dirty dressing gown, clearly half cut, house stunk of dog and was an absolute tip. I would say she's in her late 50s, slim, big boobs but her body looked battered and face wasn't saying much. At this point I should of made some excuse and bailed but it was late and i thought i'd just blow and go. Paper work sorted, off to the room which just had a mattress with a towel on it and was told to get undressed while she got ready. I asked if she would be getting changed and would wear what i asked prior to agreeing to meet, she said she couldn't find her stockings but not to worry, she would add some more time to the booking. She undone her dressing gown and said she had just shaved for me so she was nice and fresh, let me tell you she was far from fresh!!!
At this point I just wanted to leave, I told her I specially requested for her to wear lingerie as it was a turn on and I wanted to leave. She said she couldn't refund the money and at this point i didnt care, i just wanted to go so i left.
In conclusion, avoid! I should of read the warning signs but the horn got the better of me...
