Profile Name: SSweet_Monica
Location: Around the corner from Wimbledon Tennis Club
AW profile link:
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyServices: OW (Protected), Penetration (Protected), Anal
Price: £150 – 60 Mins (£110 base price, £40 anal)
Communication: Professional
Physical Appearance: C Cups, size 10, dark brown hair, decent ass
Age: early 30s
Height: 5’6
Dress Size: Size 10
Nationality: Polish
Hygiene: Heavy smokers breath
I had previously seen her flatmate at the time, Jessica, who is incredible. I had asked Jessica about her flatmate at the time and she gave me a thumbs up so I made a mental note that my next punt would be Monica
Arrived at the location at the specified time. Monica opened the door in a dressing gown. She lead me to the action room and I gave her the fee. Had a bit of a sour look on her face, my expectations massively dropped.
Her profile states OWO, not for an extra fee, but included. I took my boxers off and this is where the negativity began. She said she doesn't provide unless you're fully shaven - WTF? Hmmmn, okay, not much I can do at that point, so I say okay then. What proceeded was a decent session of oral, but clearly not what I had paid for so I couldn't really enjoy it - in fact I was pretty pissed off.
After the BJ she asks me what position I want, I say missionary, so we do that for a while and then I ask lets switch to anal, half expecting her to say she won't do that too for whatever random reason. I proceed with the anal and it's going okay for a minute or so, until I pull out to change positions and the bag is totally messy. I say we're going to need a change, she whips it off, gets up and cleans herself and then says, okay, no more anal.
She then asks to switch to doggy and every minute or so asks me if I'm going to cum - *sigh*. Eventually I cum, but I'm so pissed off at this stage. Anyway, I ask for a massage, she proceeds to lightly touch my back and then about 5 minutes later she says, "I don't think you're going to cum again and I can't do anymore". I take this as an opportunity to ask for a refund for the remaining 30 minutes, which I do. She rejects and says I have paid for the hour. So I say, okay, if I have paid for the hour then we need to have another round. She begrudgingly agrees.
We proceed to have sex again, no anal this time, I pound away for about 15 minutes and it turns out she was right, I couldn't cum again. I normally have no problem going two rounds, but I think being pissed off and her telling me I wouldn't lead to me not cumming again. So anyway, I'm pretty tired at this point and can't really be bothered so I tell her I'm not going to cum again. She starts shouting that she told me I wouldn't cum again and that I just wanted to tire her out.... I mean, wtf!?
Timekeeping: Highly unprofessional
Positives: her face and boobs are half decent
Negatives: see above
Would I visit again: Hell no
Summary: She has positive reviews on here, I'd love to know why it went so bad with me. Probably the worst punt I've ever had.
