Sex doll advice needed

[bazwelsh]

As I'm unwilling to take any risks with this covid malarkey I've decided to make a lifelike sex doll my next extravagant purchase !

I'm keen to have some recommendations from other owners and I'd be interested to learn about how you hide the bloody thing ?

[sharpshoes78]

Buy a flashlight

Easy to hide and less uncanny valley

[scutty brown]

Hide it?
Let the air out and roll it up

[val33]

I've never tried a full-size sex doll (full torso) as they're too expensive, too large and difficult to hide.

I bought this off Amazon around a year ago though and I use it quite often - it's a Korean brand and looks very realistic, the size is good and the pussy and ass both feel nice (just use lots of lube). It's easy to clean and a bargain for £63 (I think I paid around £50 when Amazon discounted it a bit).

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[val33]

I've never tried a full-size sex doll (full torso) as they're too expensive, too large and difficult to hide.

I bought this off Axxxxxx around a year ago though and I use it quite often - it's a Korean brand and looks very realistic, the size is good and the pussy and ass both feel nice (just use lots of lube). It's easy to clean and a bargain for £63 (I think I paid around £50 when Axxxxxx discounted it a bit).

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(Amazon)

[bazwelsh]

I bought a fleshlight years ago , unfortunatly just like the real thing we fell out of love and now eveytime I look at it I wonder why I went for it in the first place 

[bazwelsh]

(Axxxxxx)

I used to have the BIG ASS toy like this it was huge about 9kg of plastic at a cost of £250 quid , unfortunatly I got bored of that too

Nope my mind is made up , Im going for the full lifesize doll , I just need a bit of a steer in which one to go for , it is a lot of money but no where near what the Mrs has cost me over the years and the lovely ladies that have helped me with my insatiable sex drive.

[clevertrevor]

I toyed with the idea of getting one last year but after watching a few red tube vids on them I decided I wasn't paying around £1000 to shag plastic.
This one looks good tho...
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[Doyle]

This one looks good tho...

Have to laugh at the fact they've bothered to write a biography for each of these.

"Remy is a courageous girl who enjoys all sorts of adventurous and exciting activities. She joins the army and becomes a female soldier. Field training is one of her favorites, and she never fears to compete with male soldiers. The military service does not reduce her charm but gives her sun-kissed skin, which well matches her blonde hair and highlights her fine features. Coupled with her slender, flexible body, Remy is undoubtedly a shiny star in the military"

Creeped out by the 3'3" tall ones though.

[Takeapunt81]

Buy a flashlight

Easy to hide and less uncanny valley

I bought one but uses batteries like crazy

[CoverMyEyes]

I bought a fleshlight years ago , unfortunatly just like the real thing we fell out of love and now eveytime I look at it I wonder why I went for it in the first place 

My thoughts about fleshlights are:

1. They actually feel pretty reasonable, but...
2. To make them feel good you have to warm them up first (no, not foreplay!). Stick them in a bowl of hot water, also the lube, and then dry them as best you can first. Unless you like dipping into a cold damp tunnel in which case go fill your boots!
3. Cleaning and drying afterwards is a ballache.

[Thephoenix]

My pal bought a blow up doll, but he wasn't happy with it as he said it kept going down on him.

I thought you'd have to pay extra for that.

[scutty brown]

Just buy an inflatable sheep and put it on the lawn
Hidden in plain sight

[Proton]

Just buy an inflatable sheep and put it on the lawn
Hidden in plain sight

Cefnogi Cynhyrchion Cymraeg

[scutty brown]

Cefnogi Cynhyrchion Cymraeg

 

[sharpshoes78]

I know a guy who can help

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[iverthickone]

Been days in lockdown where I probably would have given that a go Sharpie! 

[crfc]

Well, scanning one of the places I buy stock from, right in the middle ifvthis job lot I spotted a BJ toy, had to google it but there it is 
Get bidding boys
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[sharpshoes78]

Are they the people who sell off stuff the bailiffs take?
On the lookout for a 4K TV 

[crfc]

Are they the people who sell off stuff the bailiffs take?
On the lookout for a 4K TV 

They handle a wide range of gear from various places, house cleance, bankruptcy, store closures, so worth keeping an eye on them, all the auctions deliver the gear, just set you price to bid firmly, especially s you have to add commission, vat and delivery to the hammer price
I've seen people pay more for some stuff than I was selling new in my shops at times 
Good luck hunting...

[Turnip]

My pal bought a blow up doll, but he wasn't happy with it as he said it kept going down on him.

I thought you'd have to pay extra for that.

 

[bazwelsh]

Just buy an inflatable sheep and put it on the lawn
Hidden in plain sight

  love it, find me one in TPE (Thermo Plastic Elastomer) !

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[Grumpy Pumpy]

I can't believe I even followed the link 

But why is there a price difference? With some at £1,299 and others at £1,499?

Baz, are you going budget? Or deluxe?

[bazwelsh]

I can't believe I even followed the link 

But why is there a price difference? With some at £1,299 and others at £1,499?

Baz, are you going budget? Or deluxe?

from what I can see Grump the base cost may well be determined by the size, the bigger girls are obviosly packing more TPE so they cost more which is in reverse in real life     , The other reason could be the release age of the particular model like MK1,MK2 etc I came to this conclusion as in the write up of one of the cheaper dolls it states that "she's been with them since the start".

As for my choice , so far LEXI is in my basket at £1450 why? because in my opinion this is what ALL women should look like  , Im emailing the company tonight to ask about delivery specifics , im not going to get this sent to my main home address so its gonna take a bit of working out. 

if your wondering how Ive justified the cost all I have done is work out how much I paid Wgs in 2019 to work out how much I saved in 2020 

Then.... I thought about how much fun I would have with a life size doll with perfect proportions that has no boundries and all the other pros that dont require an explanation ....it was then I realised that not only does it it make perfect financial sense but also much easier way of life for me, so now im really looking forward to it.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Ah, that makes sense Baz

Not sure I'll be following suit though. I worry enough about keeping my punting phone hidden from my OH. Christ knows what would happen if she found a LEXI in my laptop bag 

[bazwelsh]

Ah, that makes sense Baz

Not sure I'll be following suit though. I worry enough about keeping my punting phone hidden from my OH. Christ knows what would happen if she found a LEXI in my laptop bag 

Its funny how people think so differently isnt it lol   my thought process is thats its an easier way of life for me, Hiding the doll with be a mission in itself but if/when I do get busted it wont be half as bad if she finds the burner !  playing hide the sausage with 90lbs of TPE is nowhere near as bad as getting caught with a WG.

She wont speak to me for a few weeks which again is a blessing and then she will either make me get rid or come to terms with the fact that Im getting my rocks off with an inanimate object which I will sell to her as my desperate attempt without cheating to satisfy my overactive sex drive. The WG senario is too ugly to even start thinking about!

come to think of it , I may even just tell her before I buy it , it can go two ways: she can either start making herself more available to me and start getting more adventureous in the bedroom (win) or she says crack on do what you like dont get me involved (win)

[iverthickone]

Got to say, would like to try one, to see if worth the investment. Sounds great in principal, but is it actuallyanygood?

Expecting a full progress report Baz when she arrives!

[martypoos]

I can see a new business opportunity here, rent a doll 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Its funny how people think so differently isnt it lol   my thought process is thats its an easier way of life for me, Hiding the doll with be a mission in itself but if/when I do get busted it wont be half as bad if she finds the burner !  playing hide the sausage with 90lbs of TPE is nowhere near as bad as getting caught with a WG.

She wont speak to me for a few weeks which again is a blessing and then she will either make me get rid or come to terms with the fact that Im getting my rocks off with an inanimate object which I will sell to her as my desperate attempt without cheating to satisfy my overactive sex drive. The WG senario is too ugly to even start thinking about!

come to think of it , I may even just tell her before I buy it , it can go two ways: she can either start making herself more available to me and start getting more adventureous in the bedroom (win) or she says crack on do what you like dont get me involved (win)

I like your thinking Baz. You've clearly done your due diligence checks on this whole process 

[Proton]

I can see a new business opportunity here, rent a doll 

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[bazwelsh]

I can see a new business opportunity here, rent a doll 

its actually not a new concept , there are sex doll brothels already in operation around the globe , aparently "bristish sex workers are scared" 

The sale of these dolls has increased during the pandemic , so far I havent been able to find anyone actually manufacting these in the UK they are  all imports , a process which is now overcomplicated and more costly thanks to brexit.I predict a rise in costs on the horizon.

So Marty ,the real business opportunity here is setting up manufacturing in the UK.

maybe I'm on the wrong forum  lol

[Steelworker]

I like your thinking Baz. You've clearly done your due diligence checks on this whole process 

I agree. Perhaps the OH would join you and dolly as her duo partner. 

[Proton]

I agree. Perhaps the OH would join you and dolly as her duo partner. 

That would be one hell of a suggestion to put to your OH, (then if you survive) "Who did you enjoy the most darling" when your OH asks as for sure she will  

[bazwelsh]

That would be one hell of a suggestion to put to your OH, (then if you survive) "Who did you enjoy the most darling" when your OH asks as for sure she will  

Once again I have thought of everything .... In a MFF situation the most favoured female is the one that ends up wearing the money shot so it would be a pretty ridiculous for her to ask that when wiping it out of her eyes wouldnt it.

but thats just a pipedream for me unfortunatly in my heart of hearts I know she will be mad as hell at me and never entertain it and ill have to roll it in a carpet and throw it off a bridge ! , but ill get one anyway because its not a sackable offence and one day we will reminisce about that time that I spent a ton of money on a plastic sex doll  , of course I will chuckle along and say how crazy I used to be , thankgod that guy isnt here anymore :blush and as soon as shes not looking ill be on my burner arranging a meet and life will be back to normal for us, so really I have nothing to lose so its worth a punt !

[MissWolf]

Its funny how people think so differently isnt it lol   my thought process is thats its an easier way of life for me, Hiding the doll with be a mission in itself but if/when I do get busted it wont be half as bad if she finds the burner !  playing hide the sausage with 90lbs of TPE is nowhere near as bad as getting caught with a WG.

She wont speak to me for a few weeks which again is a blessing and then she will either make me get rid or come to terms with the fact that Im getting my rocks off with an inanimate object which I will sell to her as my desperate attempt without cheating to satisfy my overactive sex drive. The WG senario is too ugly to even start thinking about!

come to think of it , I may even just tell her before I buy it , it can go two ways: she can either start making herself more available to me and start getting more adventureous in the bedroom (win) or she says crack on do what you like dont get me involved (win)

Just be careful it doesn't go a third way and she kicks off big style,  decides you are a freak and a pervert and throws you out, a woman may find it more difficult to accept a sex doll than a prossie,  at least the latter is human, in her head she will ge asking how little you think of her if you prefer latex to fuck.

Sorry don't want to put a downer on the fun x

[Doyle]

its actually not a new concept , there are sex doll brothels already in operation around the globe , aparently "bristish sex workers are scared" 

Closer to home there's External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

"NEW LIFE SIZE SILICONE SEX DOLL!! Anyone who knows me knows I love sex toys, tools and kinky equipment. I have just added to my vast collection a new realistic silicone sex doll. If you are interested in a session with me in which I incorporate the use of this outlandish sex toy get in touch xx"

Only £240/hr.  Unless she charges extra for the doll...

[ChrisBoyce]

I got mine “Candice” from External Link/Members Only great suction so no complaints yet.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Just be careful it doesn't go a third way and she kicks off big style,  decides you are a freak and a pervert and throws you out, a woman may find it more difficult to accept a sex doll than a prossie,  at least the latter is human, in her head she will ge asking how little you think of her if you prefer latex to fuck.

Sorry don't want to put a downer on the fun x

Wise words from a female perspective.

Though I'm not sure if Baz's comments are not a little light hearted

[martypoos]

Last sex doll I had I gave it a love bite and she farted and flew out the window 

[bazwelsh]

Just be careful it doesn't go a third way and she kicks off big style,  decides you are a freak and a pervert and throws you out, a woman may find it more difficult to accept a sex doll than a prossie,  at least the latter is human, in her head she will ge asking how little you think of her if you prefer latex to fuck.

Sorry don't want to put a downer on the fun x

on the contrary Miss Wolf , I refuse to believe that anyone man or woman would prefur their OH to be in the arms of the real thing over an inanimate object designed for the purpose.

she knows our sex drives are mismatched and being called a freak and a pervert is something that ive become a custom to over the years 

[Proton]

on the contrary Miss Wolf , I refuse to believe that anyone man or woman would prefer their OH to be in the arms of the real thing over an inanimate object designed for the purpose.

she knows our sex drives are mismatched and being called a freak and a pervert is something that I've become a custom to over the years 

Where on earth do you go from here, each morning it's a bit more weird that yesterday. I do appreciate your dilemma and hope it works out ..   

[h34]

Like a lot of others on this thread, I can't believe I keep coming back every day to read the next installment.  To be honest, I've never even considered a sex doll because (don't laugh), I honestly thought they still looked like the one from the Only Fools & Horses picture above.

I can't believe I've been clicking on the links in this thread, and add to that, I fancy this one a LOT!!!!

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So much so that I'd like to do the business with her.  But I guess that's the idea isn't it 

Honestly didnt realise they are now so sophisticated with metal frame etc.  Really has opened my eyes.

BUT sadly it's not something I'll be pursuing.  Like others have said in this thread, if I ever got caught by my OH, not sure how they would react.  So then there's the shame and the break-up, not to mention then if other extended family members found out.  The other HUGE probelm is that it's hard enough with lockdown to even get an empty house for a quick 5 minute wank, never mind an empty house for a bit longer to enjoy a doll.

Please, OP, let us all know when it's arrived and how you get on.  Slightly jealous!

[martypoos]

Fucking hell h34 I’m with you on that doll, I wonder if the company allow test rides?

[Bunnyboy]

My ex's fantasy was to watch me with a sex doll,sadly never got round to it
Think I would now tho,they have improved a lot since then 😉

[Proton]

Fucking hell h34 I’m with you on that doll, I wonder if the company allow test rides?

Just image if your "near real DOLL" got you extremely excited, beyond your wildest fantasy. 
          BUT you had a massive heart attack and died, then you'r found very stiff with a twisted smile, suck inside her many weeks later   

[bazwelsh]

Like a lot of others on this thread, I can't believe I keep coming back every day to read the next installment.  To be honest, I've never even considered a sex doll because (don't laugh), I honestly thought they still looked like the one from the Only Fools & Horses picture above.

I can't believe I've been clicking on the links in this thread, and add to that, I fancy this one a LOT!!!!

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So much so that I'd like to do the business with her.  But I guess that's the idea isn't it 

Honestly didnt realise they are now so sophisticated with metal frame etc.  Really has opened my eyes.

BUT sadly it's not something I'll be pursuing.  Like others have said in this thread, if I ever got caught by my OH, not sure how they would react.  So then there's the shame and the break-up, not to mention then if other extended family members found out.  The other HUGE probelm is that it's hard enough with lockdown to even get an empty house for a quick 5 minute wank, never mind an empty house for a bit longer to enjoy a doll.

Please, OP, let us all know when it's arrived and how you get on.  Slightly jealous!

Im glad this post has generated such interest , I half expected it to be flooded with reviews on guys who have already taken the plunge but I guess owning a sex doll is still pretty much taboo or if anything else for some, too risky.

Due to my unique set of circuimastances I beleive that I could keep it a secret, but after much deliberation Ive come to the decision that Im going to have to come clean with the Mrs before I make the purchase as I geniunely beleive ths could go either way for me, but I need to get a firm grip on whether thats reality. Dont get me wrong if shes not onboard with it then im still going ahead.

I will of course keep you updated

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Bloody hell Baz. I'm not sure if you're brave, honourable, or foolish? Probably a combination of all three

I'm sure you'll let us know how this lands. Shame you couldn't film the big reveal. I'd certainly watch it   

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[Cantbeasked0000]

Bloody hell Baz. I'm not sure if you're brave, honourable, or foolish? Probably a combination of all three

I'm sure you'll let us know how this lands. Shame you couldn't film the big reveal. I'd certainly watch it   

If were to vote for a UKP mascot, you’d get my vote Baz...
Well and your injection moulded friend

[foreverhung]

Years ago I bought a blow up doll, I said to the company "I must have realism, don't send me that doll If I can't have realism', 3 weeks later postman delivering it and thought I wonder what's in here, seen this blow up doll and thought aye aye, give it one, he put it back in the box, delivered it.  Fortnight later the company called me for feedback.  They asked, "What about the realism with the doll?", I said, "Realism? I got a fucking dose of it!!!"