Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 494010 times)

webpunter · « **Reply #6200 on:** January 07, 2025, 11:50:09 pm »

Quote from: otoo on January 07, 2025, 11:01:33 pm

Heres an ass one

and the link if my pic uploading didnt work - External Link/Members Only

Dreadful tramps
Including hello kitty

& welcome to UKP

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #6201 on:** January 08, 2025, 05:35:15 am »

Quote from: webpunter on January 07, 2025, 11:50:09 pm

Dreadful tramps
Including hello kitty

& welcome to UKP

Someone should tell her a child has drawn all over her body with a biro

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #6202 on:** January 08, 2025, 07:36:45 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 08, 2025, 05:35:15 am

Someone should tell her a child has drawn all over her body with a biro

And a face like a smacked arse

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #6203 on:** January 08, 2025, 09:13:13 am »

Grace Charis - this particular lady posts loads of golfing video clips on you tube always bra less and wearing skimpy tops.
She certainly makes golf more interesting. Almost makes me want to take up golf.

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Ghost89 · « **Reply #6204 on:** January 08, 2025, 01:03:22 pm »

Zhang Zi Yi.

From Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Stunning woman.

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RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #6205 on:** January 08, 2025, 01:11:26 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 08, 2025, 01:03:22 pm

Zhang Zi Yi.

From Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Stunning woman.

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Yes, please

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webpunter · « **Reply #6206 on:** January 08, 2025, 03:08:52 pm »

With Grace making an ~~enyry~~ [edit: entry

] we need some new Paige pics
Chop chop

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #6207 on:** January 08, 2025, 03:31:56 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on January 08, 2025, 03:08:52 pm

With Grace making an ~~enyry~~ [edit: entry ] we need some new Paige pics
Chop chop

Paige is enjoying the winter weather

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Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #6208 on:** January 08, 2025, 05:18:06 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 08, 2025, 01:03:22 pm

Zhang Zi Yi.

From Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Stunning woman.

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*1

Michelle Yeoh still has something.

webpunter · « **Reply #6209 on:** January 08, 2025, 07:10:35 pm »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on January 08, 2025, 03:31:56 pm

Paige is enjoying the winter weather

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Thanks for obliging
A luvverley muff

Ghost89 · « **Reply #6210 on:** January 08, 2025, 07:14:21 pm »

Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on January 08, 2025, 05:18:06 pm

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Michelle Yeoh still has something.

Yes she does. 62 years old and I saw a video of her doing exercises she did as a dancer in her younger days

Chorley · « **Reply #6211 on:** January 08, 2025, 07:33:05 pm »

Jameela Jamil is still looking hot

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otoo · « **Reply #6212 on:** January 08, 2025, 08:04:47 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on January 07, 2025, 11:50:09 pm

Dreadful tramps
Including hello kitty

& welcome to UKP

thanks for the welcome, still finding my way around as you can probably tell. My direct pic uploads didn't work so it's back to the puntingwiki for me

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #6213 on:** January 08, 2025, 08:09:27 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 08, 2025, 07:14:21 pm

Yes she does. 62 years old and I saw a video of her doing exercises she did as a dancer in her younger days

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webpunter · « **Reply #6214 on:** January 08, 2025, 08:35:34 pm »

Quote from: otoo on January 08, 2025, 08:04:47 pm

thanks for the welcome, still finding my way around as you can probably tell. My direct pic uploads didn't work so it's back to the puntingwiki for me

Worth having a read re what pics can cant be uploaded
& good luck on here, enjoy
You are the top of a slippery slope

webpunter · « **Reply #6215 on:** January 08, 2025, 08:39:04 pm »

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Fill yer boots
Here's my fave
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Cum on Irene

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #6216 on:** January 08, 2025, 09:16:11 pm »

With the weather so chilly here is Canada's sexiest Ice Hockey player
Mikayla Demaiter.

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I'd love to puck her

Resources3xx · « **Reply #6217 on:** January 09, 2025, 08:10:01 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 08, 2025, 09:16:11 pm

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I'd love to puck her

Jesus fucking Christ

Chorley · « **Reply #6218 on:** January 09, 2025, 11:37:21 am »

Victoria's Secret model Josie Canseco
Her mum, Jessica Canseco, who is a former Playboy model isn't half bad either!

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PepeMAGA · « **Reply #6219 on:** January 10, 2025, 10:00:55 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 08, 2025, 09:16:11 pm

With the weather so chilly here is Canada's sexiest Ice Hockey player
Mikayla Demaiter.

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I'd love to puck her

what a stunner. perfect proportions too

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #6220 on:** January 11, 2025, 12:37:09 pm »

Kym Marsh

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #6221 on:** January 11, 2025, 12:48:37 pm »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on January 11, 2025, 12:37:09 pm

Kym Marsh

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A lady who loves the taste of wedding cake judging by how many husbands she's got through.

Ghost89 · « **Reply #6222 on:** January 11, 2025, 01:43:52 pm »

Loves the taste of dick as well if you’ve seen her sex tape.

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #6223 on:** January 11, 2025, 06:20:36 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 11, 2025, 01:43:52 pm

Loves the taste of dick as well if you’ve seen her sex tape.

Can we have a new forum rule please... any mention of a sex tape or noods of a celebrity have to be backed up by a link... for research purposes of course!!

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RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #6224 on:** January 11, 2025, 07:23:22 pm »

Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on January 11, 2025, 06:20:36 pm

Can we have a new forum rule please... any mention of a sex tape or noods of a celebrity have to be backed up by a link... for research purposes of course!!

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She'll do.

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #6225 on:** January 11, 2025, 08:50:13 pm »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on January 11, 2025, 07:23:22 pm

She'll do.

A positive if I get an oiled tit wank too. She’s has a cracking pair.

PepeMAGA · « **Reply #6226 on:** January 11, 2025, 09:09:21 pm »

Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on January 11, 2025, 06:20:36 pm

Can we have a new forum rule please... any mention of a sex tape or noods of a celebrity have to be backed up by a link... for research purposes of course!!

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Is that Noel or Danny's dick?

PepeMAGA · « **Reply #6227 on:** January 11, 2025, 09:17:38 pm »

Kiana Dufour

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Chorley · « **Reply #6228 on:** January 12, 2025, 04:36:59 pm »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on January 11, 2025, 09:17:38 pm

Kiana Dufour

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W9w! She's FAF!

PepeMAGA · « **Reply #6229 on:** January 12, 2025, 04:56:14 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on January 12, 2025, 04:36:59 pm

W9w! She's FAF!

⚽ Player I think

Chorley · « **Reply #6230 on:** January 12, 2025, 04:59:12 pm »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on January 12, 2025, 04:56:14 pm

⚽ Player I think

Resources3xx · « **Reply #6231 on:** January 12, 2025, 08:16:06 pm »

Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on January 11, 2025, 06:20:36 pm

Can we have a new forum rule please... any mention of a sex tape or noods of a celebrity have to be backed up by a link... for research purposes of course!!

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Bloody hell I had no idea she did one too. Just shows how common sex tapes are that people don’t even make a big deal out of then

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #6232 on:** January 12, 2025, 08:52:53 pm »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on January 12, 2025, 04:56:14 pm

⚽ Player I think

Female footballer, the odds are she's a rug muncher then

A Decent Fist · « **Reply #6233 on:** January 12, 2025, 09:44:45 pm »

She was mentioned here back in 2021 without a picture but I think Scarlette Douglas, who used to present A Place In The Sun, deserves another shout.

I’m currently watching a re-run of the show where she wears this dress, and I find her super-sexy even though I’m generally not attracted to black girls. Reminds me of Sheila Ferguson of The Three Degrees (going back nearly 50 years):

The producers know what they’re doing with this show. It’s of zero interest to most males (well, not me) except for the mostly female and sexily dressed presenters.

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fredhiggins · « **Reply #6234 on:** January 13, 2025, 12:40:36 am »

A Place in the Sun and similar - always good for eye candy. Saw an episode last week where the estate agent in Malaga looked amazing in her dress.

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34 mins in

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #6235 on:** January 13, 2025, 07:42:38 am »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on January 11, 2025, 09:09:21 pm

Is that Noel or Danny's dick?

Hahahaha think thats just Hearsay... sorry

Could be Jack Ryders (Jamie from Eastenders) who she was also married to lol

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #6236 on:** January 13, 2025, 07:44:16 am »

Quote from: Resources3xx on January 12, 2025, 08:16:06 pm

Bloody hell I had no idea she did one too. Just shows how common sex tapes are that people don’t even make a big deal out of then

Dunno it was quite a big deal when it came out but that must have been 10 years ago or something at least

Think it was even before the Tulisa one. Not many UK ones!

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #6237 on:** January 13, 2025, 07:49:43 am »

Quote from: fredhiggins on January 13, 2025, 12:40:36 am

A Place in the Sun and similar - always good for eye candy. Saw an episode last week where the estate agent in Malaga looked amazing in her dress.

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34 mins in

Decided to TOFTT.

Logged in watched the 2 minute advert... and can verify both the presenter and estate agent would get it 👍

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fredhiggins · « **Reply #6238 on:** January 13, 2025, 07:50:09 am »

Quote from: fredhiggins on January 13, 2025, 12:40:36 am

A Place in the Sun and similar - always good for eye candy. Saw an episode last week where the estate agent in Malaga looked amazing in her dress.

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34 mins in

47 with adverts

fredhiggins · « **Reply #6239 on:** January 13, 2025, 07:52:09 am »

Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on January 13, 2025, 07:49:43 am

Decided to TOFTT.

Logged in watched the 2 minute advert... and can verify both the presenter and estate agent would get it 👍

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I tried to screen grab but PRT SC gave me a black window. For the future - what technique did you use ?

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #6240 on:** January 13, 2025, 07:54:19 am »

Quote from: fredhiggins on January 13, 2025, 07:52:09 am

I tried to screen grab but PRT SC gave me a black window. For the future - what technique did you use ?

Just android screenshot by swiping palm on screen fella. Works for everything apart from apps with their own security (WhatsApp, dating sites)

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